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Obviously just joining here, but I love to talk about anything and everything so hit me up!

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Welcome.

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greetings, is that hardcandy a drug reference? cuz if it is!,

i will like u more.

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if it is not, i will like you more.
now what, sucka!

i mean, welcome.

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HI.

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Got some blow?

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zoth wrote:
greetings, is that hardcandy a drug reference?

my immediate first impression is that it referenced a burke novel by andrew vachss

hey, welcome to the cult.
what brought you here? chuck talk or are you mostly interested in booktalk, or is it everything.. ?

who else do you read
what of chuck's books have you read
what are your favs

?

anyway. hey.
-kabol

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first impressions is so 21st century!

I'm all about zero impression and making up our own!

Welcome into the 22nd Century!

Jkabol wields a turkey baster for exactly two hours and twenty eight minutes and twelve seconds before planting a single word for a story he writes. He does this solely to inspire the power of kerouac into his fingers.

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Yeah i know what you people are saying.

That wasn't an impression I thought of him.

You're right.

Its fact.

Care to hear more?

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about other people?

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I am sadly unable to supply substances of any kind...(this is, of course, for the record and not the factual state of things)

I am here for everything talk, and yes, I do read chuck's books, but my favorites are Wilde, Czuchlewski, Nabokov, Orwell, Kerouac, Kafka, Homes, Burgess, DeLillo... pretty much anyone I can get my hands on, although I am EXTREMELY picky when it comes to contemporary authors. I adore classics!

I also love movies, I dare you to name one I haven't seen (I'll run out and rent it the moment you do...), art, philosophy, quotes...music, anything! Pretty easy person with whom to start a conversation. Happy

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The Man with One Red Shoe?

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I think I have seen that one a very long time ago...tom hanks is some sort of snitch or something?? Maybe not, that might have been matthew broderick...

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Hamburger University

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what about this one?

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Ha! No...But that sounds like william shatner was narrating that trailer

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And no I have not seen hamburger university...is that even a movie??

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You've been here before, haven't you?

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On second thought, that does not sound like Will, but I love him, so I tend to hear a bit of him in everything.

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Tons of times, just never signed up for a thing-y before, not really sure why not though, but I kinda thought you had to buy a membership. Is your pic of a sundae?

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Fuck your face off.

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what about this one?

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Ummm....que? That is difficult, I've heard...

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Nightrious wrote:
Fuck your face off.

you're just mad because someone stole your cherry... off the top of your sundae...
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Nope, what's it about? Yay, new movie for queu...

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Actually, that is odd, I would send that sundae back if I were you! And also all sundaes should have brownie foundations

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I'm sorry i named the title wrong.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture.

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It's not a sundae! GOD

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HardCandy wrote:
Nope, what's it about? Yay, new movie for queu...

it's a book. you don't have to get the tomato movie but go get the book! toot sweet!
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Nopes. That is a very absurd title for a movie.

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UbikRex wrote:
I'm sorry i named the title wrong.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture.


you may have been thinking about Hot Dog: the Movie for the other one.
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Nightrious wrote:
It's not a sundae! GOD

is it a rocketship?
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Cafe au lait, then? still should have a fuckin cherry, I think even people should have cherries on them.

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Okay, I have to ask what your little signature movie clip thing is, Mr. Parker...

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Stop making fun of me.

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it's from the Charlie Got Molested episode of it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
ou should also go watch all of those too. Don't be one of those movie snobs that says how much television is just a bastardization of film!
http://www.fancast.com/tv/Its-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia/2157/56596854...

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I'm really not trying to...I'm honestly curious about it. I apologize if I have bruised your tender feelings, Nightrious =(

Ah! there I go again, I really am sorry...it's in my nature to be sarcastic.

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Watch the fucking movie!

Hamburger the Motion Picture is like up there very high like Meatballs 2!!!

God Dammit!

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I watched this movie the year it came out.

That would have made me like under the age of ten.

I've led an interesting life.

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I am the most giant fan of spongebob, Mr. parker, which, as you know, is on television. I am also a fan of spaceghost, scrubs, sealab 2021, the venture brothers, nip/tuck, rome, entourage...I was actually arrested developements most avid fan, but I think I was the only one because it was cancelled...see also my so called life, seinfeld...ect.

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I don't know, you know, it's just...you've got this condescending tone and I don't think I deserve that. At all. I think I've always been pretty fair with you, except that time I said to fuck your face but that was because you were calling my avatar a sundae.

You have to think about how your words and actions affect other people.

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Will do, Mr. Creepy Tom C. Picture, will do.

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Nightrious wrote:
I don't know, you know, it's just...you've got this condescending tone and I don't think I deserve that. At all. I think I've always been pretty fair with you, except that time I said to fuck your face but that was because you were calling my avatar a sundae.

You have to think about how your words and actions affect other people.


awwwwwwwwww, want me to rub your pussy and make you feel better?
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Actually, you said "fuck your face off" before I called your picture a sundae (which everyone agrees it does so I'm confused by your anger), so you can see where any normal person might excuse a slightly condescending tone, right? And I did apologize, whereas you have not, so...?

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The highlight scene from the movie i loved the most as a kid.

that and the scene where the pickle gives the old lady a heart attack at the drive thru

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Dear GOD! And to think that trolley had only single axles!!

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I know! low budget my ass.

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wait, are you a guy or a gal? I'm getting a guy vibe, but i can't hardly see a guy using candy as an avatar. if you are a gal, sorry about that pussy-rubbing comment, that was unclassy!

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too bad those orders weren't low budget...50 burgers at roughly $4 a piece? Plus whatever else he ordered...that's like a $300 lunch. At a fucking burger joint. Gross.

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wasn't it in better Off Dead where he worked in the Pig Burger joint? and created the frankenstein pig burger that came to life and started singing and dancing and playing a little hamburger sized guitar?