Hello, My Name Is: Jessica

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Ritt
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Five years ago I wanted to get a tattoo, in very small font, somewhere very unimportant, that says

"No tattoos, no problems."

So I could be funny with it at job interviews and stuff.
I no longer want that so I'm glad I didn't get it.

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I don't get it.

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Ritt
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No tattoos.

No problems.

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It was too represent my distaste for tattoos. A rebellion to the thought and act of forever etching something into my own flesh that I could never get rid of if I ever got sick or ashamed of it. It would've served as a reminder to myself that I will never commit such a morbidly heinous act upon the golden shrine that is my own body.

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Yeah, I'm still not getting it.

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And had anyone ever asked if I had any ink, I would have said, "No. I will never." And I would have that to prove it.

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I wonder if this Jessica will ever come back?

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pepper wrote:
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I'm thinking of getting a tattoo soon. A small one and it's funny about the upside down lettering thing Amber, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo so I can read it in the mirror, as my next tattoo. I was supposed to have a consult today but I didn't get out of my break on time.

I like this idea. I have heard of it before, but never seen anyone with anything like it.

What would you have it say?


I can't even tell you because it sounds so tacky and ghetto that I'm just going to have to wait and show you all until I actually get it.
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audreythirteen wrote:
pepper wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo soon. A small one and it's funny about the upside down lettering thing Amber, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo so I can read it in the mirror, as my next tattoo. I was supposed to have a consult today but I didn't get out of my break on time.

I like this idea. I have heard of it before, but never seen anyone with anything like it.

What would you have it say?


I can't even tell you because it sounds so tacky and ghetto that I'm just going to have to wait and show you all until I actually get it.

Yeah. I hate describing the tats I want for exactly this reason. I have a good five or six in mind, whether i ever get them we will see, but I will get more, they just may be different.