Hello, My Name Is: Jessica
I don't get it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No tattoos.
No problems.
It was too represent my distaste for tattoos. A rebellion to the thought and act of forever etching something into my own flesh that I could never get rid of if I ever got sick or ashamed of it. It would've served as a reminder to myself that I will never commit such a morbidly heinous act upon the golden shrine that is my own body.
Yeah, I'm still not getting it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
And had anyone ever asked if I had any ink, I would have said, "No. I will never." And I would have that to prove it.
I wonder if this Jessica will ever come back?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I like this idea. I have heard of it before, but never seen anyone with anything like it.
What would you have it say?
I can't even tell you because it sounds so tacky and ghetto that I'm just going to have to wait and show you all until I actually get it.
I like this idea. I have heard of it before, but never seen anyone with anything like it.
What would you have it say?
I can't even tell you because it sounds so tacky and ghetto that I'm just going to have to wait and show you all until I actually get it.
Yeah. I hate describing the tats I want for exactly this reason. I have a good five or six in mind, whether i ever get them we will see, but I will get more, they just may be different.


Five years ago I wanted to get a tattoo, in very small font, somewhere very unimportant, that says
"No tattoos, no problems."
So I could be funny with it at job interviews and stuff.
I no longer want that so I'm glad I didn't get it.