hello, i am new here...
why thank you, fellow cat lover!
I have the best named cats ever. Cujo and Sushi.
those are some pretty cool names, no doubt.
my cats are phoebe (named after phoebe buffet from friends) and rocco (named after the chef rocco dispirito).
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Wait, you're not a dentist, are you? Because fuck dentists.
This is why we can't have nice things.
i am most certainly not a dentist.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Oh man I just went to the dentist, it was the pits. Are you a little old asain lady?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
i am the complete opposite of a little old asian lady, except the lady part.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
You're young and giant instead?
perhaps. i don't know what the opposite of asian is though.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Probably an American.
well. i am one of those...
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
How convenient!
The opposite of Asian is Puerto Rican. Everyone knows this.
This is why we can't have nice things.
aw darn.
i'm half cuban. does that count?
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Depends on which half.
This is why we can't have nice things.
the top half?
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Sweet...
This is why we can't have nice things.
honestly i don't even know what's going on anymore. i don't know that i knew in the first place. i like it.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
This is probably the longest newcomer thread in a while (with the newcomer still participating anyway).
Comment in some other threads.
i feel pretty special right now.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Oh man we could really use a giant around here. I but whats your bottom half? If you say falcon you are a shoe in.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
it's actually horse. i am a centaur.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Great, I'm the resident unicorn.
unicorns are pretty much my favorite. i think we'll get along smashingly.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
Well, they do grant the wishes of small children.
I'm 1/3 lamprey.
This is why we can't have nice things.
i'm 3/2 awesome.
despite my cynicism, i still harbor dreams of saving the world.
why thank you, fellow cat lover!
I have the best named cats ever. Cujo and Sushi.