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deathelectric
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This looked like an interesting corner of the internet so I have put in the monumental effort to sign up.

Chuck fans seem to be wittier and more discerning than your average human being.

Smile

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Welcome.

I responded to your post about recreational drugs...It's nice to see you're participating in the forums and already contributing topics that generate discussion as well as debate. I liked that topic.

Did you just join the page or did you join the writer's workshop as well?

I am fairly new here as well, I am just sort of finding my place here.

Glad to see a new member here. Hope you enjoy it!

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Noahrm23
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What is your favorite Sandwich and what is the most dangerous bear?

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Fuck that! What is the most dangerous sandwich?

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A tuna fish sammich thats been left out all day in the summer sun.

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Smartazboy wrote:
A tuna fish sammich thats been left out all day in the summer sun.

A tuna fish sandwich made of a live tuna between two slices of bread.

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deathelectric
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psychosomatic_aphrodisiac wrote:
Welcome.

I responded to your post about recreational drugs...It's nice to see you're participating in the forums and already contributing topics that generate discussion as well as debate. I liked that topic.

Did you just join the page or did you join the writer's workshop as well?

I am fairly new here as well, I am just sort of finding my place here.

Glad to see a new member here. Hope you enjoy it!


Ah I see you're new too. Us new folk have to stick together.

I haven't joined any workshops, I'm not a budding writer, just a big Chuck fan. Smile

Noahrm23 wrote:
What is your favorite Sandwich and what is the most dangerous bear?

The most dangerous bear is... the bear which is in your closest proximity.

My favourite sandwich is a simple cheese sandwich. The food of champions.

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Bologna sandwich with a gun in it

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bruce lee sandwiched between chuck norris and the most interesting man in the world

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psychosomatic_a...
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deathelectric wrote:
Ah I see you're new too. Us new folk have to stick together.

I haven't joined any workshops, I'm not a budding writer, just a big Chuck fan. :)

I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D

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"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy

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deathelectric wrote:
This looked like an interesting corner of the internet so I have put in the monumental effort to sign up.

Chuck fans seem to be wittier and more discerning than your average human being.

:)

Flattery will get you nowhere.

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psychosomatic_aphrodisiac wrote:
deathelectric wrote:
Ah I see you're new too. Us new folk have to stick together.

I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D

Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?

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Tuffy wrote:
psychosomatic_aphrodisiac wrote:
deathelectric wrote:
Ah I see you're new too. Us new folk have to stick together.

I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D

Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?

I added you and now you're on my buddy list. That's all it's really done so far. Just lets me know who my "buddies" are, I guess. It doesn't let me know when come online or have made a new post or anything if that's what you mean, at least not that I have seen yet.

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"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe

"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy

psychosomatic_a...
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Tuffy wrote:

Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?

How else am I, and more importantly other people that may stumble across my page, supposed to know who my friends are? Der. ; P

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"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe

"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy

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audreythirteen wrote:
bruce lee sandwiched between chuck norris and the most interesting man in the world

#Winning

(Hey, did I do the Charlie Sheen thing right?)

Anyway, that is indeed a dangerous sandwich.

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