Hello, I am new
This looked like an interesting corner of the internet so I have put in the monumental effort to sign up.
Chuck fans seem to be wittier and more discerning than your average human being.

What is your favorite Sandwich and what is the most dangerous bear?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Fuck that! What is the most dangerous sandwich?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
A tuna fish sammich thats been left out all day in the summer sun.

A tuna fish sandwich made of a live tuna between two slices of bread.
I responded to your post about recreational drugs...It's nice to see you're participating in the forums and already contributing topics that generate discussion as well as debate. I liked that topic.
Did you just join the page or did you join the writer's workshop as well?
I am fairly new here as well, I am just sort of finding my place here.
Glad to see a new member here. Hope you enjoy it!
Ah I see you're new too. Us new folk have to stick together.
I haven't joined any workshops, I'm not a budding writer, just a big Chuck fan. 
The most dangerous bear is... the bear which is in your closest proximity.
My favourite sandwich is a simple cheese sandwich. The food of champions.
Bologna sandwich with a gun in it
bruce lee sandwiched between chuck norris and the most interesting man in the world
I haven't joined any workshops, I'm not a budding writer, just a big Chuck fan. :)
I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D
"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe
"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy
Chuck fans seem to be wittier and more discerning than your average human being.
:)
Flattery will get you nowhere.
I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D
Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I actually added you as a buddy after your first couple of posts. =D
Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?
I added you and now you're on my buddy list. That's all it's really done so far. Just lets me know who my "buddies" are, I guess. It doesn't let me know when come online or have made a new post or anything if that's what you mean, at least not that I have seen yet.
"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe
"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy
Either of you figure out what that "Buddy" thing actually does, let us old-timers know, okay?
How else am I, and more importantly other people that may stumble across my page, supposed to know who my friends are? Der. ; P
"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe
"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy
#Winning
(Hey, did I do the Charlie Sheen thing right?)
Anyway, that is indeed a dangerous sandwich.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.


Welcome.
I responded to your post about recreational drugs...It's nice to see you're participating in the forums and already contributing topics that generate discussion as well as debate. I liked that topic.
Did you just join the page or did you join the writer's workshop as well?
I am fairly new here as well, I am just sort of finding my place here.
Glad to see a new member here. Hope you enjoy it!
"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them."-Marilyn Monroe
"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy