Hello, I am here now.
I was not before. But now I am and this makes me happy.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
hey, welcome to the cult !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Sorry, man. I was imprisoned by the fashion police in January '08. Due to a fuchsia/ mandarin ensemble I put together for the prison fashion show, I wasn't released until earlier this month.
Nice to meet both of you.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Welcome!
welcome
Accountant: Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
See also: Cynic.
Welcome. You're late for tea.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Thanks again guys! And funny, Kerplunk... I am an accountant AND a Cynic! Can you guess which one came first?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
The egg?
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Actually the the donkey, but its a long story.
I forgot I put up that I was an accountant in my profile. I guess you probably aren't psychic, which is a real bummer because I was looking forward to next week's lottery numbers. Oh well.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I forgot I put up that I was an accountant in my profile. I guess you probably aren't psychic, which is a real bummer because I was looking forward to next week's lottery numbers. Oh well.
Come on, Freemena. You know I can only use my powers for evil.
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Welcome. We've been waiting for you.
(Muahaha)

Duh! If I won the lottery I was going to buy an island and enslave the locals to do my evil bidding! I kinda thought you would be in on that...
(Muahaha)
I noticed! The IEDs, tripwires and other parameter defenses were a dead give away. I do have to wonder what the clown on the tricycle was for, though. Why was he screaming, "My Kids! My Kids!" It caught me a little off guard... but you knew it would, didn't you?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I forgot I put up that I was an accountant in my profile. I guess you probably aren't psychic, which is a real bummer because I was looking forward to next week's lottery numbers. Oh well.
the numbers are 666 so buy as many tickets as you can possibly afford
i aint here to live, i'm just here to dream


You're late. We've been expecting you since April of '08.
douche