hello

Did you use to be Joe the Coat?

[QUOTE=Joe the Dead]I'm Dead Joe the Blind[/QUOTE]

Awesome we have a guy named Joe now, and he's dead and blind!

Welcome to the cult (now complete with a dead blind guy named joe)

[QUOTE=jane s.]Did you use to be Joe the Coat?[/QUOTE]
no but I used to be someone
a special referendum

Yeah he's back from the dead now Jane, why can't you just stop haggling this guy!? I bet he's been through alot, I mean dying and all...

[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]Yeah he's back from the dead now Jane, why can't you just stop haggling this guy!? I bet he's been through alot, I mean dying and all...[/QUOTE]
I'm still dead

Joe the Dead, blind in both eyes
pants are too big by a five-size

boy you sure can type for being blind and dead, I figured that whole rigor mortis would make typing a real bitch....

Oh, and welcome my friend

[RIGHT][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1]ghost in the machine[/SIZE][/COLOR][/RIGHT]

[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]Yeah he's back from the dead now Jane, why can't you just stop haggling this guy!? I bet he's been through alot, I mean dying and all...[/QUOTE]

Jesus was dead too, and I haggle him all the freaking time.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]boy you sure can type for being blind and dead, I figured that whole rigor mortis would make typing a real bitch....

Oh, and welcome my friend[/QUOTE]
Naw, typing's easy, even with my predicament
but holdin' down food is whole thing different.
The only meal ive had in two years is a chocolate mint
Grabbed off every pillow the hotel like a crookin' bent.

It's part of my nature,
note the nomenclature.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy][RIGHT][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1]ghost in the machine[/SIZE][/COLOR][/RIGHT][/QUOTE]
Cat got yr tongue now he got all the fun.

This guy fuckin rhymes too. Who the fuck you think you are, Jesse Jackson?

[QUOTE=jane s.]Jesus was dead too, and I haggle him all the freaking time.[/QUOTE]
J.S. be hagglin like her teeth be snagglin

Are we being collectively rap battled?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]This guy fuckin rhymes too. Who the fuck you think you are, Jesse Jackson?[/QUOTE]
Jackson's a whack son
I'm white as the local Klan faction.

Welcome to The Cult, Joe the Dead
this is the wrong forum for a welcome thread
I'll excuse this because you're blind
but I can't excuse you for trying to ryme
tryin to drop lines when your flow is weaker than the news at nine
In an old folks home, with no phone
and you're there cause you're stranded and you got nowhere to go
Too weak to think cause your last meal came off of a pillow
And I'm pumped up when I write these rymes because last time I ate I ate right
I eat more Vector than a bee eats necter
I'll rip you apart on this flow like Hannibal Lecter
zibbity bob dribb-lit-lippity fo tecter

You spit a ten volume verse and expect me to read it;
why don't you just take yr man-purse and beat it.
I'll give you a choice, now take it or leave it.
In the graveyard rap scene I'm completely undefeated,
but I guess you could say the competition ain't that heated.
Their blood is cold, like mold in the dirt;
I killed all the skeletons bones showing through shirt,
the play-by-play commentary complimentary Ernie and Bert.

My name is Nitro
I rock hos, I knock shmoes, I eat tacos
I'm a capricorn, born 12 days after the fourth on the first month of the last year you're ever gonna go without hearing the three words that I constantly yell until my eyes tear: Bitch, let's fight
Cause I'm higher than a kite
and flyer than five dikes eatin peach on a Friday night
I shout into the mic so hard that the bass takes out the street lights
It takes four to tango when you tango with me
cause I'll make nunchucks with two of you by tieing your knees
and then swing you guys around faster than a boy born a bastard can develop ADD
You fight me and I'll beat you in four:
Me you hittin you
You hittin the floor
Me hittin your bitch
The cops at the door

I'll stick my dick so far down your throat it'll tickle your collar bone
I ryme fast but I think slow, and my mind's about to blow
so hurry up and recieve my load so I can unsheath my dick from your throat and go home
When I was about nine I used to jerk off to halfpint
But when she grew to a full pint she left those sexy freckles behind
I can tell a sob story and make you feel sorry for me so much you'll want to cry
Then I can tell another tale and make you want to kill me the same night
I don't drink unless its JD
I don't toke unless its straight weed
the kind of green that makes you see in 3D
and run around screaming "the feds are after me!"

My rymes are fresher than Subway
yours are stale like cheesecake that's been sittin for five days
I'll paddle wack your goth ass so fast it'll skip the track
---reee-reee
I'll paddle wack your goth ass so fast it'll skip the track

yeah, I know you like that.

nice

i meant that for the dead guy no shame nightrious but he's way more succint you know.

This graveyard entity got a space identity.
Cruise the stars, burn Jupiter green super venti,
sweat the multicolors, and feel your skull empty
like there's a hole in your upstairs,
well you motherfucker you just got stabbed with my nosehairs;
yr. grey matter flying all over the moon, horror;
hopefully it'll all grow back by noon tommorow.
The Rigor Mortis Orbit drop shit on you like an anvil,
pop you in the gut, and fill the wound with an Advil.

don't play cosmic
you don't have the laser presicision
to make pin prick points professional

hllo

I got no rhyming skills. Wanna make something of it?

It gonna be great when this thread gets moved to the new members welcome forum and the new member can't post in it anymore.

Admin - consider making new member welcome forum free as well?

Welcome Joe the Dead.

hey joe

[QUOTE=rkdaley]It gonna be great when this thread gets moved to the new members welcome forum and the new member can't post in it anymore.

Admin - consider making new member welcome forum free as well?

Welcome Joe the Dead.[/QUOTE]

Well, that does make sense. I mean, if you plan on having tons of new members do the whole free thing, but make the new memember forum unavailble, how are they supposed to introduce themselves?

By posting in GD, just like happened here. The word is out, now we wait till the admins get back to us.

karbunkle suggested it last week. i don't think anybody heard him.

[QUOTE=snuffy]hey joe[/QUOTE]

Oh, speak of the devil. Our new members forum moderator, Snuffy.

Snuff, don't ya think that all the new folks would wanna be able to post a hello thread in the appropriate place?
I know this is a trial deal, the free forums, but if it stays, maybe opening that forum would be the thing to do?

[QUOTE=snuffy]karbunkle suggested it last week. i don't think anybody heard him.[/QUOTE]

Well, he is very soft spoken...

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Oh, speak of the devil. Our new members forum moderator, Snuffy.

Snuff, don't ya think that all the new folks would wanna be able to post a hello thread in the appropriate place?
I know this is a trial deal, the free forums, but if it stays, maybe opening that forum would be the thing to do?[/QUOTE]

I've just brought it up to the admin thunderdome collective.

It all sounds logical to me...

yeah, i mean i can't move it out, but when it happens, i'll be there, harrassing people sexually.

Dear Joe the Dead:
How did you die?
Gun to your head?
Get way too high?
Perhaps in dread
You closed your eyes
And wished instead
For suicide?
Your 'hello' thread
Awaits reply
On how you said
To life, "goodbye".

Welcome to the Cult

[QUOTE=jase]Dear Joe the Dead:
How did you die?
Gun to your head?
Get way too high?
Perhaps in dread
You closed your eyes
And wished instead
For suicide?
Your 'hello' thread
Awaits reply
On how you said
To life, "goodbye".

Welcome to the Cult[/QUOTE]

Now that was good

[QUOTE=Nightrious]My name is Nitro
I rock hos, I knock shmoes, I eat tacos
I'm a capricorn, born 12 days after the fourth on the first month of the last year you're ever gonna go without hearing the three words that I constantly yell until my eyes tear: Bitch, let's fight
Cause I'm higher than a kite
and flyer than five dikes eatin peach on a Friday night
I shout into the mic so hard that the bass takes out the street lights
It takes four to tango when you tango with me
cause I'll make nunchucks with two of you by tieing your knees
and then swing you guys around faster than a boy born a bastard can develop ADD
You fight me and I'll beat you in four:
Me you hittin you
You hittin the floor
Me hittin your bitch
The cops at the door

I'll stick my dick so far down your throat it'll tickle your collar bone
I ryme fast but I think slow, and my mind's about to blow
so hurry up and recieve my load so I can unsheath my dick from your throat and go home
When I was about nine I used to jerk off to halfpint
But when she grew to a full pint she left those sexy freckles behind
I can tell a sob story and make you feel sorry for me so much you'll want to cry
Then I can tell another tale and make you want to kill me the same night
I don't drink unless its JD
I don't toke unless its straight weed
the kind of green that makes you see in 3D
and run around screaming "the feds are after me!"

My rymes are fresher than Subway
yours are stale like cheesecake that's been sittin for five days
I'll paddle wack your goth ass so fast it'll skip the track
---reee-reee
I'll paddle wack your goth ass so fast it'll skip the track

yeah, I know you like that.[/QUOTE]

did no one else fucking read this?
hahahaaha

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Oh, speak of the devil. Our new members forum moderator, Snuffy.

Snuff, don't ya think that all the new folks would wanna be able to post a hello thread in the appropriate place?
I know this is a trial deal, the free forums, but if it stays, maybe opening that forum would be the thing to do?[/QUOTE]

Yo Daley and all concerned....

I moved this thread to the [B]FREE SUBFORUM [/B]that is the New Member's Welcome Centre.

Mirka and Dennis agree with the idea and got on the case sharpish.

And like that *[I]fwoof[/I]* it's done...

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Well, he is very soft spoken...[/QUOTE]
its the accent, I can't take anything seriously!!