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Fri, 10/01/2010 - 04:28

richardjaloma

amateur person.

From: Port Hueneme, California

Joined: 09/25/2010

Hello
i'm new
so no making fun of me
so far i love this site
(not quite sure why i put that, i mean i'm not surprised or anything)
a little about me
(wow, really?)
I first saw fight club about 5 years ago, and it changed my life.
well...it became my new favorite movie.
i mean brad pitt! c'mon!
i love choke as well
(just mentioning)

i just finished reading haunted, rant, and fight club, and i am currently reading invisible monsters.
cant wait to read more

thank you for this site
g'night

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Fri, 10/01/2010 - 08:12

Tuffy

by Sandoz

From: The Center of

Joined: 03/29/2009

richardjaloma wrote:

i'm new
so no making fun of me

Good luck with that.

Using actual paragraphs as well as proper punctuation will help.

Now, pick a sandwich and relax.

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Fri, 10/01/2010 - 08:14

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

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Sorry, I was coming. Welcome!

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Fri, 10/01/2010 - 11:58

Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

No need for grammar
just make everything a poem
fuck punctuation

welcome

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Fri, 10/01/2010 - 12:20

Caitlinstalks

From: New York

Joined: 10/26/2009

richardjaloma wrote:

i'm new
so no making fun of me

This is the Internet. Your expectations are too high.

Fri, 10/01/2010 - 15:37

BPL

Drank the Kool-Aid

From: Somewhere Between Hell and Purgatory.

Joined: 05/12/2010

richardjaloma wrote:

Hello
i'm new
so no making fun of me

No.

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 02:30

richardjaloma

amateur person.

From: Port Hueneme, California

Joined: 09/25/2010

alright
thaanks?

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 04:27

richardjaloma

amateur person.

From: Port Hueneme, California

Joined: 09/25/2010

okay, I'm off to a bad start.
I kind of put "so no making funny of me" because Zooey Deschannel says it really cute in (500) Days of Summer, though I do appreciate the honesty. I was considering the Writer's Workshop, well I'm sure I'll eventually join, but I was wondering how it helped any of you.

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 12:10

Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

Everything Zooey Deshannel does is cute.
But i wouldnt say you had a bad start, but you do need to answer the important question.

If you could be any type of crustacean what would you be?

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 12:58

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

richardjaloma wrote:

If you have a good start you're doing it wrong, have really nice boobs, or so sweet that you give hardcore culties toothaches.

Pick a sammich already!

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 19:38

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nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

who said what about boobs now?

Sat, 10/02/2010 - 22:03

#11

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

Hello. My name is Huan.

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 22:57

#12

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Noahrm23 wrote:

No need for grammar
just make everything a poem
fuck punctuation

welcome

Even poetry has grammar and punctuation.

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Sat, 10/02/2010 - 23:19

#13

Grigori

functional sociopath

From: Maastricht

Joined: 04/22/2010

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Sun, 10/03/2010 - 01:29

#14

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Sun, 10/03/2010 - 02:12

#15

MiggityMcWilly

Master of his own Domain

From: Oakland, CA

Joined: 10/08/2009

matthew.odonnell wrote:

Noahrm23 wrote:

No need for grammar
just make everything a poem
fuck punctuation

welcome

Even poetry has grammar and punctuation.

if you like my poems let them
walk in the evening,a little behind you

then people will say
"Along this road i saw a princess pass
on her way to meet her lover(it was
toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant servants."

Oh ee cummings.

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Sun, 10/03/2010 - 03:36

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Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

matthew.odonnell wrote:

Noahrm23 wrote:

No need for grammar
just make everything a poem
fuck punctuation

welcome

Even poetry has grammar and punctuation.

So do jokes!

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy