Hello!
Hi everyone! I'm new to this site but old fan of Chucks! I joined a few days ago but I kinda forgot until I got a happy birthday email from you guys! yay thanks!
I figured today would be an ok day to introduce myself and say hi!

So...is today your birthday?
I am also new. And I welcome you to this cult.
Things may get weird...
Oh yes.
They may get weird...
Things may get weird...
Oh yes.
They may get weird...
Ahem.... May get weird?
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Things may get weird...
Oh yes.
They may get weird...
Ahem.... May get weird?
Oh yes...
It just got weird...
Things may get weird...
Oh yes.
They may get weird...
Ahem.... May get weird?
couple more days and it'll June get weird!
[Phil] HAPPY BIRTHDAY! [/Phil]

Carrot?
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welcome birthday person
Things may get weird...
Oh yes.
They may get weird...
Ahem.... May get weird?
Oh yes...
It just got weird...
For some reason, this made me laugh.
I don't know what you guy's are talking about. This is the most normal, functional, sane, well adjusted, complacent niche of the internet.
Haha May is weird. Thanks for the welcomes and happy birthdays!
this is totally a normal well adjusted internet site! hehehe
I also hail from California. I just went to Chuck's last tell all book signing last week. it was AWESOME! 
I also hail from California. I just went to Chuck's last tell all book signing last week. it was AWESOME! :D
I was there too... was lots of fun.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
It was lots of fun. I didnt win a blow up turkey but I still had fun!


Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the Cult, Aleena. Where do you hail from?
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche