Hello
Hello, my name is Jess. I spell it Jes to eliminate some of the confusion of being called Jeff. I have suffered from this most of my life. I used to imagine I had a speech impediment that caused my s to sound like an f, I didn't. I have a prejudice when it comes to people named Jeff, I don't like you, but I try.
I am a semi-professional beard grower. Not professional in the sense that I get paid for it, but professional in the sense that it's the only thing I do consistently.
I write. I don't care to share it. I never complete a story, or anything else for that matter.
I am, however, excited to be part of this community. I am a reader & pop culture whore.
I am a semi-professional beard grower. Not professional in the sense that I get paid for it, but professional in the sense that it's the only thing I do consistently.
I write. I don't care to share it. I never complete a story, or anything else for that matter.
I am, however, excited to be part of this community. I am a reader & pop culture whore.
well, as a consumer of this website, be prepared to share your writing! Please!
Welcome
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
A lot of things. Mostly pencils & straws, sometimes I hide buffalo sauce & bleu cheese.
Hahaha I like this guy. He knows how to run with the joke. Cool beard, man. Welcome.
Welcome Jes. I too am an avid beard wearer, but mine lacks the volume of your inspiring beard. Your pic reminds me of Ra Scion from Common Market. Enjoy your stay here.
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
I was lacking a Ra Scion compliment until now. I often get, "That beard is biblical," or a, not so obscure, Rick Ross or Freeway reference. Thank you.
Hi. People always think my name is Heather.
I like you best of all recent new kids. My approval means nothing, but there it is. Just a big ole stain on your welcome thread.
I write. I don't care to share it.
I like you already.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Thanks. I never really sat in the back of the bus. I preferred to be near the front so I could exit before others. I hope I never have to live up to this standard.
Hey welcome to the forums. I used to work with a guy who had a rather large beard like you but his was super red. We called him Epic Beard... so nice Epic Beard man.
Oh and don't worry we don't have "standards"
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
a-hola
"Plus, if I go too long without writing I start to turn into a real asshole." -misterwoe
"She'll like what she's told to like." -Mo'Don
It's not?
Also, welcome, Jeff.
Hey cool beard man! Stick around.
you should find a way to get paid to grow that beard
I have. I earn a weekly pay check. I don't really do anything. I technically get paid to manage a tattoo shop, but it's more like getting paid to hang out with my friends & do rad things.
that's pretty sweet. do you aspire to be a tattoo artist yourself?
I think it's an unofficial cult rule to accept anyone that has a beard ...an amazing beard.
welcome to the cult. if you haven't noticed we are obsessed with beards.
Absolutely not. Too much responsibility. I would much rather ruin a mind than a body.
welcome to the cult. if you haven't noticed we are obsessed with beards.
"A beard is a bullshit filter. It keeps me from working at lame places and interacting with lame people."
I like this place.
Hey Jes!
I don't see what the big whoop is. I mean, it's just a beard. You know what you have to do to get a beard? Absolutely nothing. They just show up after a while.
Anyways, not a knock against the new guy or anything. Welcome! Just don't turn out to be just "that beard guy."
Anyways, not a knock against the new guy or anything. Welcome! Just don't turn out to be just "that beard guy."
I can tell I'm not going to like you.
i am that beard guy! ha ha ha
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Welcome, man.
Even before I got to the beard part, I was gonna say, "Whoa...now that's one helluva beard. What can you hide in it?"