Hello

Hello and Welcome from The Galway Cultie

I though when I saw the name Korn you were Swedish or something.

Have a good look around

Watch out for Derek hes a real asshole.

God Koren, you're such a tart. I'm going telling everyone you were tarting around on the internet. With me.

so youre both from the same area of ireland (i can tell by your i.p. addresses), your both sixteen, and you both love chuck. that's very cool. a small interweb, huh?

hey, welcome to the cult.
have fun, look around. ask questions. many of us are friends here, so it's an easy place to feel comfortable.
-kabol

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Kabol Im not 16 but thanks!

If you're both 16 and from Ireland, we'll have to have ways to differentiate you. A good start would be avatars. A better plan is a competition.

Welcome.

I would love to have met a 16 year old Derek. Of course, you're not going to post any pictures.

Girls where do ye go to buy your books? I know most towns have an Easons but often I have to make a trip to Galway city to stock up.

oh, clearly. i was referring to koren and h

blah !

You looked at our IPs? That's actually very, very weird... for a normal person...

Also, what sort of competition? Because I'm better than Koren at just about everything... Yes I forget what I'm going to say and just give up and click 'submit.'

JKabol is a moderator here, its his job to check IPs if he doesnt it could be another Cultie with another account posing as a 16 year old which would be really weird. hes just doing that for everyones saftey.

you have big eyes

All the better to smell you with?

Ok I will stop. Tht was the last one, I promise.

Haha, ohhh! And here I was thinking I'd finally met someone like me And yes, I do have big eyes, well spotted. And Barca, every time you say Cultie, for a brief moment I think you're saying Culchie and I get bemused. I need to get used to that lol. God, I'm such an attention seaker I'm even muscling in on Koren's thread.

don't listen to him, i don't smell people. i don't know where he got that.

I smell people. And comment on their smell. I don't know why they get freaked out, if they wear perfume they obviously want people to notice that they smell nice!

kore's probably just busy searching out an ava at the moment

She'll never top mine.

Kabol, i love your threads, especially since i started lurking at the velvet, but you are a big creeper.

Also, hello to the new irish eyes of the cult. Welcome.

i hate the idea that i come off in that light. honestly, i possess more of a venerable nature, or at least i try to.. i am a supermod here. i am supposed to check accounts--especially if two members from the same country, the same area of that country, both of the same age, and they both know each other, join less than a day apart. that's all. and besides, i was feeding off of what shana was saying about keeping an eye out and whatnot.

Now that you mention it, Koren and I joining does look suspish with all those things in common. Sometimes I wonder if she's a figment of my imagination. When I talk about her to other people, nobody ever knows who I'm talking about.

I'm new, too.
good evening.

Good evening! How you do? Tell us about yourself then...

Sketchy Irish girls!

i was just joking kabol

you've got nothing but deep respect from me. in all the modding i've seen associated with you, you are even handed and rarely flash a badge. in your pursuit of better writing your humility is commendable, and i'm very much looking forward to asking you to sign a copy of your first novel for me someday. it'll sit right beside my signed baers and clevengers.

truth be told, you and alex are two of the primary reasons outside of the resident authors that i lurk the velvet. i learn a lot from you.

ok every1 lol

Hi

hahayatart i'd lyk to expose u as a complete liar lol

I'd also lyk to mention that i'm a twin and my twin comes on this profile to.. her names ellie so yeah we r startin a little miniture palahniuk cult of r own in th middle of a field in Ireland.

Yes JKabol we r very cool

Well barcaboy we get em from the library nd I go up to galway or athlone quite alot anyways so yeah.. can get from there.

And i'd lyk to state to Adelaide. Alexa that i'm an english girl but hey i might be sketchy but hu cares lol

Very, very sketchy. And I'm not a liar! Yes a field in Ireland. We dance naked around a fire praising the Palahniuk,

okay. good luck with your cool club. in a field in ireland.

what book will you likely discuss the most ?

Thanks.

Erm not sure yet to be honest we'll pobably just see how t pans out

Welcome. And, since I'm legally obligated to say this, you should check out Will Christopher Baer if you haven't. Anyway, happy Culting.

i'm a pharmacy tech student, i love videogames, music, comics, standup comedy, movies, collecting action figures, etc.

i'm a 24-year-old male from Portland, OR.

reppin' the chuck'niuk.