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I got your attention didn't I?
Hey, im new and my name is Sam. I'm from Fremont, California. I dig all of Chuck's books and love referring to their insane situations in conversations to make things awkward. I pretty much stumbled upon this site and it seemed pretty rad, so here I am. I'm not going to spell my life out here so talk to me, im friendly.
There you go.
And if your disappointed I misled with the title, I can whip out some stories if you really want to know. *unafraid plotting grin*
Fear is the biggest obstacle in the space that love needs to be itself.
hey, welcome to the cult !
what other authors have you fallen in love with and what is your avatar a pict of..
He holds it for a breath at waist level and turns it once for assessment. The steel barrel and along its chassis is oiled in an off shade of red, the blood smeared and somewhat caked on. In parts, it resembles a stillborn, a dark fetal horse that is all legs and wet skin.
Welcome Sam! You tricked me as well. I was ready for a torrid story! 
What does your mother look like?
Hey guys! Thanks for welcoming me, to answer your questions some of my other favorite authors include Malcolm Gladwell, and Neil Strauss...and well my mind is brain farting so I can't remember any more besides Chuck.
My icon is a picture I took at a pillow fight on New Years Eve in Santa Cruz CA. The background light hit these people at just the right moment and it looks totally awesome the way they are lined up. If you want to see more of my photography here is a link to my flickr where you can check it out http://www.flickr.com/photos/24393312@N08/ Pillow fights are totally rad, if you haven't been to one you should totally go. I'm glad my trick worked, I grabbed some of your attention. And uh, my mom looks nothing like me really. Why?
Fear is the biggest obstacle in the space that love needs to be itself.
And if your disappointed I misled with the title, I can whip out some stories if you really want to know. *unafraid plotting grin*
I admit to being a perv, so I demand stories!
Plus hello Sam! 
"What cha readin' fer??"
And uh, my mom looks nothing like me really. Why?
What do you look like, then?
You take an awful lot of pictures when attending a pillow fight. I like your tree-pictures.
EDIT_
You're a girl, didn't see that coming.
We are just a moment in time, a blink of an eye
A dream for the blind, visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand
hey, welcome to the cult !
what other authors have you fallen in love with and what is your avatar a pict of..
First short post I've ever seen from you.
But your sign spoiled it.
Mongol General: This is good. But what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan the Cimmerian: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Hello and Welcome Sam
Your pics are great.
Which is a better name for a cat, Churchill or Cujo?
Watch out for that asshole Derek!
ok so I'm new too, and i must be a perv because this was the first thread I clicked
for me, the title might as well have said "blah blah blah."
which is probably not good that that phrase doesn't even phase me anymore.
i only clicked it because I saw it had replies to it for me to read.
Yes I am a girl. (damn the secrets out!) haha. Thanks for looking at my pictures. I take so many more that don't make it up there. Cujo is a much better name for a cat than Churchill in my opinion. Let me get used to this site a little and ill put some stories up, I just have to write them first though
and at this exact moment im typing this I look like this-
with that lovely blue computer screen glow.
dig.
Fear is the biggest obstacle in the space that love needs to be itself.
You've got funky hair.
We are just a moment in time, a blink of an eye
A dream for the blind, visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand
I was told I had awful hair when i joined.. but now people like it. I like your hair!
Churchill makes a better cat name. stephen king refrences? Churchhill- pet sematary, Cujo- cujo... i dunno.
fun fact! I can't watch pet sematary without crying. i love horror films, but zelda in that movie scares me so bad! what movie scares you?
Hey guys! Thanks for welcoming me, to answer your questions some of my other favorite authors include Malcolm Gladwell, and Neil Strauss...and well my mind is brain farting so I can't remember any more besides Chuck.
My icon is a picture I took at a pillow fight on New Years Eve in Santa Cruz CA. The background light hit these people at just the right moment and it looks totally awesome the way they are lined up. If you want to see more of my photography here is a link to my flickr where you can check it out http://www.flickr.com/photos/24393312@N08/ Pillow fights are totally rad, if you haven't been to one you should totally go. I'm glad my trick worked, I grabbed some of your attention. And uh, my mom looks nothing like me really. Why?
I'd be the guy who breaks out the tar..... yeah, have fun cleaning that mess up.
Defeat according to their rules may very well be victory according to yours. Friends may come and go but two hundreds will always be two hundred pounds. -Rollins
foreskin. yeah, im smug about it.
Hey guys! Thanks for welcoming me, to answer your questions some of my other favorite authors include Malcolm Gladwell, and Neil Strauss...and well my mind is brain farting so I can't remember any more besides Chuck.
My icon is a picture I took at a pillow fight on New Years Eve in Santa Cruz CA. The background light hit these people at just the right moment and it looks totally awesome the way they are lined up. If you want to see more of my photography here is a link to my flickr where you can check it out http://www.flickr.com/photos/24393312@N08/ Pillow fights are totally rad, if you haven't been to one you should totally go. I'm glad my trick worked, I grabbed some of your attention. And uh, my mom looks nothing like me really. Why?
did you read 'emergency' by neil strauss yet? it's really good, i'm almost done with it. i hope he does a book signing nearby, i heard he brings in a live wolf.
A white man can't think on an empty stomach.
I didn't click this first time around because of the title, thought it was spam 
but then with 17 replies I decided to bother to open it.
Welcome! Oh and I love your photo of the pool with 'honest' at the bottom.
I was real wary about opening it at first. It reminded me of the time I googled fapping and that priest with the laptop came round and punched me.
Haha no tar is not cool at pillow fights. What is emergency about?
I haven't seen it in a while but i remember the exorcism of emily rose being pretty damn scary. I'm not a huge scary movie buff, i like indie and foreign movies more.
Thanks about my hair, it changes quite frequently, you have some pretty cool hair yourself.
Again thanks for looking at my pictures, the honest one is at a pool i used to work at.
And dude i'm finally getting around to reading Lullaby, its one of the last palahniuk books i have to read. Don't give away anything but what did you guys think of it?
Fear is the biggest obstacle in the space that love needs to be itself.
'emergency' is about strauss getting really paranoid about the system collapsing so he looks into getting a dual citizenship in another country, how to survive in the woods, how to escape on a motorcycle, how to shoot guns, how to make fires, how to kill animals with sticks, etc. then he becomes a disaster relief volunteer and an emt. i don't want to ruin the story if i didn't already. but it's a crazy book and it's full of lots of cool info on how to prepare yourself for the apocalypse or how to ease your paranoia.
A white man can't think on an empty stomach.
That sounds cool! I'll have to read it.
Fear is the biggest obstacle in the space that love needs to be itself.
Hi,Sam!you tricked me into admitting I am a perv...but welcome all the same:)
Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.