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Hi,Sam!you tricked me into admitting I am a perv...but welcome all the same:)

hey, welcome to the cult !

what other authors have you fallen in love with and what is your avatar a pict of..

Welcome Sam! You tricked me as well. I was ready for a torrid story!

What does your mother look like?

Hey guys! Thanks for welcoming me, to answer your questions some of my other favorite authors include Malcolm Gladwell, and Neil Strauss...and well my mind is brain farting so I can't remember any more besides Chuck.
My icon is a picture I took at a pillow fight on New Years Eve in Santa Cruz CA. The background light hit these people at just the right moment and it looks totally awesome the way they are lined up. If you want to see more of my photography here is a link to my flickr where you can check it out http://www.flickr.com/photos/24393312@N08/ Pillow fights are totally rad, if you haven't been to one you should totally go. I'm glad my trick worked, I grabbed some of your attention. And uh, my mom looks nothing like me really. Why?

I admit to being a perv, so I demand stories!

Plus hello Sam!

You take an awful lot of pictures when attending a pillow fight. I like your tree-pictures.

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You're a girl, didn't see that coming.

First short post I've ever seen from you.

But your sign spoiled it.

Hello and Welcome Sam

Your pics are great.
Which is a better name for a cat, Churchill or Cujo?

Watch out for that asshole Derek!

ok so I'm new too, and i must be a perv because this was the first thread I clicked

for me, the title might as well have said "blah blah blah."
which is probably not good that that phrase doesn't even phase me anymore.
i only clicked it because I saw it had replies to it for me to read.

Yes I am a girl. (damn the secrets out!) haha. Thanks for looking at my pictures. I take so many more that don't make it up there. Cujo is a much better name for a cat than Churchill in my opinion. Let me get used to this site a little and ill put some stories up, I just have to write them first though

and at this exact moment im typing this I look like this-

with that lovely blue computer screen glow.
dig.

You've got funky hair.

I was told I had awful hair when i joined.. but now people like it. I like your hair!
Churchill makes a better cat name. stephen king refrences? Churchhill- pet sematary, Cujo- cujo... i dunno.
fun fact! I can't watch pet sematary without crying. i love horror films, but zelda in that movie scares me so bad! what movie scares you?

I'd be the guy who breaks out the tar..... yeah, have fun cleaning that mess up.

did you read 'emergency' by neil strauss yet? it's really good, i'm almost done with it. i hope he does a book signing nearby, i heard he brings in a live wolf.

I didn't click this first time around because of the title, thought it was spam but then with 17 replies I decided to bother to open it.

Welcome! Oh and I love your photo of the pool with 'honest' at the bottom.

I was real wary about opening it at first. It reminded me of the time I googled fapping and that priest with the laptop came round and punched me.

Haha no tar is not cool at pillow fights. What is emergency about?

I haven't seen it in a while but i remember the exorcism of emily rose being pretty damn scary. I'm not a huge scary movie buff, i like indie and foreign movies more.

Thanks about my hair, it changes quite frequently, you have some pretty cool hair yourself.

Again thanks for looking at my pictures, the honest one is at a pool i used to work at.

And dude i'm finally getting around to reading Lullaby, its one of the last palahniuk books i have to read. Don't give away anything but what did you guys think of it?

'emergency' is about strauss getting really paranoid about the system collapsing so he looks into getting a dual citizenship in another country, how to survive in the woods, how to escape on a motorcycle, how to shoot guns, how to make fires, how to kill animals with sticks, etc. then he becomes a disaster relief volunteer and an emt. i don't want to ruin the story if i didn't already. but it's a crazy book and it's full of lots of cool info on how to prepare yourself for the apocalypse or how to ease your paranoia.

That sounds cool! I'll have to read it.