Hello, I am new.
Thank you, Alecia. It was a bad joke I regretted immediately. I'm very grateful for the tetrameter you've offered, and am having fun repeating it to myself.
Thanks for fighting on behalf of American freedom, I guess.
I fought for the freedom of all, such was and remains the American project.
Well, we'll see how this goes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
A little joke, nothing more sinister than that I promise. Hello, anyway?
Welcome. Thanks for the light-bulb.
Getting off work you notice your horse isnt doing so well. He spent the day standing around a damp barn eating old hay, so now he seems in a generally bad mood. You can smell rain coming in on the wind and you are in no mood to be stuck on a disgruntled horse while the rain pisses down your back. What kind of sandwich would you offer the horse to calm his nerves?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
i think you are a time traveler.
that guy's Tim Paine, sales associate at Walmart.
Perhaps I am.
Bacon.
that guy's Tim Paine, sales associate at Walmart.
Senior Sales Associate, I think I remember him mentioning it twelve or thirteen times last Christmas.
Bacon is not a sandwich. We need details. Bread, Toppings, Meats, Vegis. Lets not fuck around.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
An old one anyway.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Bacon is most certainly a sandwich, sir.
An old one anyway.
Tuffy is a very strange name.
Tuffy has a thing or two to teach you about sandwiches. And names.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Giddy-up!!
Nice to meet you, Mr. Paine.
That is a sandwich with bacon, yes.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I like the video, thank you so much for welcoming me.
Hey, where you from? You seem friendly, judging from your avatar.
I was born in Thetford, England, which is a small village in the county of Norfolk. I emigrated to America some years ago with the help of friend called Ben.
Was Ben your lover? We need details.
Weird coincidence: I went to Thetford for New Year's Eve last year. It was nice.
Ben was not a lover of mine, although I loved him greatly. He was a genius and, I think, a true polymath. He wrote and he printed, he was a political theorist and a politician. He was a postmaster, a scientist, a musician, an inventor, a satirist, a civic activist, a statesman, and a fine diplomat.
Hattie, I hope your visit to Thetford for celebrations was safely conducted.
Ben was a busy man.
Ben had syphilis.
Ben is a fun name, because if you're Dutch and called Ben, you would say: "Ik ben Ben" (I am Ben).
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Extended version...
One of my favorite movies of the 90's.
You remind me of the guy sitting in the chair.
You are a cool guy,...chat soon! That was fun 
Hello.
Nice welcome thread.
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I am Am? Old Testament-y.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm glad you corrected your stutter from when you first created this thread. Had you not, I'd have suggested repeating this line over and over again to help you out:
"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts."