Greetings and Salutations....

What the Hell did you do?!This mess can only be fixed by showing yer titzs. It's true, ask our webmaster AlexCassun.

Fucking new page autofix thingy.

Sorry. No exposing my breasts until after my 100th post. Dems da rules.

I fixed the messed up quotes for you guys. Someone owes me a flash. I don't care who it is.

Thanks...you just made me smile....

Huge.

Yeah,gimme' five years! I might be ready to settle down in Canada and spend the rest of my days making love to a hot more mature woman all day, who teaches me things about not only the art of Canadian love making but life and how to live. During breaks in our marathon love sessions,I'd kill time by watching old videos of Canadian Pro Wrestler Bret the Hitman Hart and munch Canadian Bacon...or as your country so elequently puts it "ham".

Seriosuly though don't tempt me. I am crazy enough just to start driving to Canada tonight. I'm getting bored with this place. And what post are you up to? You're my I-honey don't be sending these goons nothing! I claimed ya' first!

Another thread broken.

WTF is wrong with you fucking people? All you have to do is click the goddamn quote button once. Thats it!

Next misquote fuck-up is a banning/

Now that i can read his post, i find it relentlessly creepy.

BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, as I explained to you earlier, it's peameal bacon, but only for brekkie. Ham we dig on at Easter Dinner. Or turkey. If you're going to visit The Great White North (and possibly stay for a week or a lifetime) you have to adjust to our terms and ways of speaking. Also, being a smoker, bear in mind that a pack of cigarettes will cost you roughly 8 bucks (10 if you're eyeing up that pack of imported Marlboros or Winstons). Not only would you be educated in the fine art of Canadian love making (not done in an igloo bundled up in seal pelts as many believe), but you would be introduced to what we as Canadians, have to offer to world cuisine: Poutine. And Tim Horton's coffee. Oh, and in between our sessions of pure, unadulterated carnal lust, we shall watch every episode of Kenny vs Spenny and Trailer Park Boys. Wrestling is purely forbidden in my abode; unless it is done naked, bodies tangled and glistening with sweat amongst sheets coloured with the finest, deepest shade of purple.

If you can abide by these terms, please sign on the dotted line and get your grand prix driving azz up here.

GODDAMNIT I FOOKED UP QUOTING AGAIN!!!!

It's official. I suck at posting.

Please. Don't ban me. Give me time, dear fellows, sweet sweet time, and I shall prove myself to be the greatest quotemaster if ever there was one.

*sigh*

Is there a Mr. Myagi who can teach me in the fine art of quoting without incurring the wrath of the longtime members?

I'll give you a cooooookie.

You see that button that says Quote? Yeah, hit that. Works every time.

All you have to do is click the quote button under the post you wish to quote... thats it!

Edit: I fixed it. You're lucky I'm drinking and overall in a good mood. Don't fuck up the rest of the night and you'll be ok.

qft

Ok,I'm going to be sincere. I logged on today and the first thing I post there's two or three people under me starting an argument directed at me. I got a little angry at a new person who was just trying to offend people. So, I try to make a joke about it,a poor joke or good one that's relative. What the new person said sort of offended me,call me sensitive,whatever. The new person took something two other members were talking about out of context and decided to say something that would make this an uncomfortable environment for some board members.

Stating and discussing facts is one thing but calling a whole group of people "dumbasses" I felt the need to respond. I didn't think I was being too mean or out of line. Ok,so I'm getting all these clever responses from members defending this new person. This is a go nowhere team-up so I leave the thread. The next thread I open one of the defenders of the new intolerant person is contradicting himself by saying something similiar to what I did to the newperson.

And then comes Fano who says something completely out of nowehere and I made that post. This is a messageboard Fano, I was kidding you and it was sort of mean spirited, but man? Seriously,that came out of nowhere! I don't actually believe all of that stupid crap so please don't follow it. I like you. You're ok. I come here everyday check the updates,read some threads, see a topic titled..I dunno...Favorite Sandwich? I'll respond with something..

Allen Wayne- I like cheese sandwhiches
SomeMember-Allen,you suck! Cheese sandwhiches are the height of idiocy!

Yeah..I'd say that's pretty typical,or if I try to respond with anything but a one line straight forward scentence,devoid of any personality or opinion,I've just opened myself up for some insulting . So,if I touched a nerve Fano,sorry but eventually if you keep poking you're going to get poked back. I've never called anyone out by name who didn't just keep tailing me and responding with some negative bullshit that's obvious disagreeing for disagreements sake or just name calling. Because, if you don't like me I don't care. Just don't insult me and then get uptight when I respond.

Grassy-ass. Much appreciated. I think I'll be okay from here on out.

And for the record, you folks here are great, and funny as hell. Glad to be here.

Welcome to the forum.
I, like you am still looking to find my comfy spot on the cult forum.
Have fun and enjoy your stay.

Dude, people don't hate you as much as you may think. Everyone gives everyone else shit around here. Quit being so defensive and realize that you're not even a newb anymore.

I give you shit because you say a lot of it, but that doesn't mean I want you to go away. It simply means I disagree with a lot of what you say. Cheese sandwiches are good, and if you and I both agree on that, then there's no reason for me to pick a fight.

Shit Allen Wayne!
Get it together!

Welcome to the cult. Love the moniker.

Cheers,
Nikki

Southern Ontario, just outside of Tdot. And you're more than welcome to come visit and smoke our horrible Canadian cancer sticks. My only request is that you bring me a tin or 10 of Rosebud Strawberry Lip Balm. It's nowhere to be found up here and I've been hooked on it since I came across it on my last vacation to the States.

SexyDeathSoda( I was going to say your name but didn't know if that was cool yet or not) has the biggest newb thread I've seen so far. Congratulations! I'm soooo going to Canada. You give me funny feelings in my no-no bits

Six-I love you too and I was not serious. I have never done anything like that. Except for maybe part 2...every guy should do that.

Fano- no hard feelings

XEC- You're clever with stuff there is a difference. I know that nobody with even remote intelligence will agree to about 85% of the things I say. Yesterday, just came off as one of those typical days I talked about with the cheese sandwhich and you just happened to be there.

NathnaielParker-You are prophet. You heal the sick,raise the dead,and drive little girls out of their head's. You are good people.

wow. out of hand much?

will you be participating in our workshop, miss?

welcome...i don't even know what else to say. it's all been said.

wow...and i thought sexydeathsooa was gonna be cool.

where the fuck did she get off to?

To a land far, far away, where someone may possibly give a flying a fuck.

You guys do realize that six was the one to blame in all that mess, right?

Explain.

she's the one that started the insults and then everyone acted all surprised when people started yelling back.

Be more specific. Please.

It's complicated, since Six's side of the story is that she was defending Taylor, but the mods have the actual chat logs, so it's really convoluted. It's been so rehashed over and over again, it's best to let it lie.

She got in trouble for insulting this girl. Repeatedly apparently. Everyone has their own opinion. It's not worth getting into

It's a terrible thing when an argument gets in the way of a discussion. I guess sometimes you learn that the hard way.

all i can say is "girls will be fucking girls." i work with the cunts every day and they're nothing but bitches constantly. sorry to the few that are beautiful and wonderful creatures. i guess i have to applaude you for have the will power to keep that shit under control.

i don't get all the mean behaviour. is this whole, i can't see them and never have to confront them in real life mentality - and it fucking stinks.

All I can say is...never mind.

Allen, is that you?!

Awww. Somebody's bitter.

basically girls can get along they just choose not to for reasons being they are jealous, threatened, insecure, or overly confident/egomaniac.

oh and this conversation came up because we were talking about my friend's birthday party where most everyone there were hot lesbian chicks.

It's like a retard that lived for a week and got resurrected from the dead still as a retard...Poor thing.

ahhhh, sigh.

i didn't mean to sound like allen. fuck, now i want to kill myself.

and i didn't mean to sound overly bitter, either.

just stating a thought that i had. ahhhh, nevermind.

deathsodaolderlady won't even stick around. How pointless.

...just like a woman.

"...and she breaks, just like a little girl."

Nate, you just made my day. I hope you were intentionaly quoting Bob Dylan.