Greetings

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1006808]Considering that we're both dudes and I'm not gay, ALOT of money would have to be involved. But, alas, everything has a price. Bring_The_Change_Bri!!![/QUOTE]

Hee hee. That's funny. Well how bout if one of you made out with me and then the other one of you made out with me and then it would be like you made out with each other because when you make out with someone you're making out with anyone that they've ever made out with and that's how people get Aids.

[QUOTE=Be_The_Change_Bri;1006812]Hee hee. That's funny. Well how bout if one of you made out with me and then the other one of you made out with me and then it would be like you made out with each other because when you make out with someone you're making out with anyone that they've ever made out with and that's how people get Aids.[/QUOTE]
As long as I go first. By your logic, we've probably somehow already made out anyway.

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1006821]I am almost offended... my shot gun wedding? ouch. haha
and my name is alissa by the by, if anyone cared to know.[/QUOTE]Nope, sorry.

:banana: Just joking alissa. You know you're my fave.

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1006821]I am almost offended... my shot gun wedding? ouch. haha
and my name is alissa by the by, if anyone cared to know.[/QUOTE]
You want to make out?

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1006815]As long as I go first. By your logic, we've probably somehow already made out anyway.[/QUOTE]

We will some day I hope. You're talking to a life virgin. No making out, no kissing, blah blah blah. Shh, it's our secret.

I care that your name is alissa ,myshotgunface, ... although I giggled at myshotgunwedding *grin*

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1006837]this begs the question of whether you read the "ever regret sex with someone" thread...

well actually, making out is fine[/QUOTE]

Have sex with ME! I'm clean and I've had all my shots and I can turn off all the lights and do my Barry White impersonation. And maybe we can invite xec; he keeps ditching me to hook up with virgins and shit.

By the way, do you prefer alissa, lis, or myshotgunface?

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1006808]Considering that we're both dudes and I'm not gay, ALOT of money would have to be involved. [U][COLOR=Magenta]But, alas, everything has a price.[/COLOR][/U] Bring_The_Change_Bri!!![/QUOTE]

spoken like a true whelp.

[I]whelp:[/I] a youth, esp. an impudent or despised one.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1006779]Suck your moms dick, ugly faggot!!!!!!

Did that offend you?:aargh4:[/QUOTE]
No

[QUOTE=Be_The_Change_Bri;1006799]Ah work. That's right, Brianne, normal people have JOBS. I think you're very hip. I use your membership here and you avatar as evidence.

And I want to see LeHaHi and bighrimpn make out. You think you guys could do that for me?[/QUOTE]
My avatar is actually a picture of myself. bigshrimpn blew my cover yesterday. I am Dustin Diamond, aka Samuel Powers, aka Schreech.

[QUOTE=Freddy;1006849]No[/QUOTE]:liar:

:banana:

[QUOTE=Freddy;1006852]My avatar is actually a picture of myself. bigshrimpn blew my cover yesterday. I am Dustin Diamond, aka Samuel Powers, aka Schreech.[/QUOTE]
Woah! Do the Dirty Sanchez!

[QUOTE=xec8;1006611]You thought I was called Bec????[/QUOTE]

yep. I think that was when your avatar had the half naked chick on it (was that you?) and i thought "oh, she must be one of those sluts that has pictures of naked girls to draw attention to their unconventiality" (is that a word?) Also I think it was the 'ec' part of your name. Those things combined with me being an idiot.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1006688]What?! :mad: Why?[/QUOTE]

sorry. It was just an assumption that everyone that exists is male...BLAME THE MEDIA!

Oops Sorry Shutgunwedding from now on you are Alissa (cool name).

I thought Thag was a lady and I though Kyle was Nick.
oh,
Hi Freddy.

[QUOTE=rosiemoonjumper;1007229]I thought Thag was a lady and I though Kyle was Nick.
oh,
Hi Freddy.[/QUOTE]

Me too, Kyle is actually ShakeZula I think.

Oh man, I might need to steal your signature Derek.

Hey, Freddy. Welcome to the cult.

Yeah, the wry humor will come to you with tenure. takes a while to realize that the humor around here is almost always thick, but it's mostly funny so it's okay

damn stupid cultists think they so funny all tha stupid time..