Greetings.
Hello all at ChuckPalahniuk forums.
I'm Ling, 18, from Singapore, obviously a reader of Chuck Palahniuk. Read the ever-famous Fight Club and Haunted, of the latter, I immensely enjoyed the cannibalistic and sardonically hilarious death of Comrade Snarky and Cassandra's weird habits best.
Inspired and equally entertained by Palahniuk's unique and refreshing style of writing and view on the world, I have taken on a personal stint to read more of his works, I intend to buy Rant when it comes out next week. =D
Besides the love of reading Palahniuk, I do read Frank Herbert's Dune series and nihilistic/existenialistic philosophy impulsively too. And, I enjoy participating and witnessing all forms of political debates as well. My stance leans towards Democratic Socialist, if you are even interested to know. Lol.
I attempt to write, sometimes, usually it ends up half done and of shitty quality, or, I just lack the motivation to continue.
My music taste is black metal music, I enjoy Immortal, Bathory, Satyricon, Dissection, Falkenbach, amongst many. I like Rammstein and Marilyn Manson, too. But, I have to make it clear that I'm no angsty satanist kid. I'm an nihilist. 
Other than this lengthy piece of rant, I like this place already!
Hi Ling!
Hey, do you happen to know this animated series, [I]Drawn Together[/I]?
There is a Ling-Ling, which is my favorite character:
[IMG]http://www.fanboyplanet.com/ontv/images/drawn_together_Ling_Ling.jpg[/IMG]
However, it seems that YOU don't need to be subtitled. Good for you!
Ling, did you know that...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring [B]ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling[/B]
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore
(When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring [B]ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling[/B]
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore
Lucky fella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore
...?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
don't be a nihilist
it's just as faulty an -ism as all the rest
Welcome - please help yourself to a beverage and some tasty refreshments.
The show will begin shortly.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
welcome to the mad house!! hope you won't be find stabbed with a knife in some forgotten thread....
[QUOTE]However, it seems that YOU don't need to be subtitled. Good for you![/QUOTE]
you really believe Ling-Ling speaks any real language? btw that show kick ass.
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;959528]welcome to the mad house!! hope you won't be find stabbed with a knife in some forgotten thread....
you really believe Ling-Ling speaks any real language? btw that show kick ass.[/QUOTE]
Hey! You're back, Mr. Shadov!
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
[QUOTE=Synnove;959530]Hey! You're back, Mr. Shadov![/QUOTE]
nice you noticed I was away. (well it was only one week or something but still it's nice)
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
Hi Ling. Something about the arrangement of your name makes me think you are your own nemesis.
[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;959528]
you really believe Ling-Ling speaks any real language? btw that show kick ass.[/QUOTE]
Just checked Wikipedia, it seems that it's not a real language, just a spoof of Japanese or so. Haha, someone replaced a picture in the article:
Hi "Ling", enjoy your stay, post a photo of your palm and I shall read it for you?
hey, ling. Nice to meet you.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
oh I almost forgot!!! get an avatar mate, your life here will be easier then.
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
Hey, thanks for the warm welcome.
I certainly feel at home here now.
Yeah, I think I am my own nemesis... Ah wells. It's my universal online name, so yeah.
[CODE]Hi "Ling", enjoy your stay, post a photo of your palm and I shall read it for you?[/CODE]
Lol. Thanks for your offer. But i am too lazy right now to take a picture of my palm. I used to be interested in palmistry too. 
- Ling
[QUOTE=LingNemesis;960549]Hey, thanks for the warm welcome.
I certainly feel at home here now.
Yeah, I think I am my own nemesis... Ah wells. It's my universal online name, so yeah.
[CODE]Hi "Ling", enjoy your stay, post a photo of your palm and I shall read it for you?[/CODE]
Lol. Thanks for your offer. But i am too lazy right now to take a picture of my palm. I used to be interested in palmistry too. 
- Ling[/QUOTE]
Who said anything about palm trees? The vertical one is your destiny line, I don't have one of those which means I have emotional problems.
Welcome Ling the Merciless!


Hello and Welcome, Cant think of anything else to say right now, Enjoy your Stay.