Good and Clean and Fresh...but not really that clean
hahaha. I like you. We should makeout sometime. Call your boyfriend. He can suck my cock.
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dear abby,
i got railed by a festive turkey baster by accident.
i liked it.
am i straight?
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.
- Karl Lagerfeld
anytime. i really like to support his hobbies. that makes me supportive.
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.
- Karl Lagerfeld
When I saw your username, my eyes went "*_*". I'm not entirely sure what that means, but hello!
Afrikaans is interesting. I actually had to watch something on YouTube now, ended up watching a Belgian guy interviewing Charlize Theron and she answers in Afrikaans and yeah. Neat.
Oh, I'm the Dutch girl by the way.
Welcome, welcome!
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AND:
It's not really a helpful video, but okay. 
Hello dutchman,
I hope you will entertain some of us in the Writer's Workshop. Bet you spin some right funny tales 
Cheers,
Get the sugar. Get the sugar. Get the sugar.
i guess now im confused. i feel like im on a game show "Is She Gay or Straight?"
sidebar:
my boyfriend likes to suck other guys cocks in secret, he says he isn't looking for attention and prefers me to be knitting somewhere else when he's busy.
that doesn't make him gay - it just means he likes to suck cock.
we've called him a cock sucker and have laid the matter to rest.
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.
- Karl Lagerfeld