Good and Clean and Fresh...but not really that clean

Welcome. I have nothing else to say, but this seemed so lonely without any responses.
This is your pity welcome.

i am agreed in this concept.

You already got it wrong. It's "teh" not "the" ok? Obiesly...

Welcome! What authors (besides Chuck) do you like?

I have a friend who lives in Port Nolloth (I think I spelled that right) although I haven't spoken to him in a while. I love the South African accent. ALthough you'll find, I'm kindofa whore for accents anyway. 'specially Irish.

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a welcome none the less. i'll take pity.

Hello and Welcome

Is that you in your avatar? You dont look very balck for an African, are you there on holidays?

hi, thanks for the welcome....top 'o the mornin to ye lass...
so happy I've finaly learnd how to spel teh. its such a luck.
I love books. I'll give anything a read once...but my favourites are jack kerouac, hunter s thompson, tom robbins, nick hornby, jules verne, hemingway, edgar allen poe..the list goes on. too many to think of...
port nolloth - I've never been there before, but i hear its really beautiful.
the accent thing is too funny...i think the south african accent is TERRIBLE - but i suppose its just because I've lived here, so have managed to associate trash with certain elocution.
i'm sure you have the same problem in your hometown. it just doesn't scream sexy..

no - im not channeling my avatar at present - i bleached my skin to look more obvious in a sea of black. it's working out well.... there is a small group of black people that have done the same. we're called "the previous regime" and we play at pickwicks on a saturday

Ive never met a balck person, next time Im in the US my friends are going to introduce me to a famous balck person like Morgan Freeman or Jet Li.

thats great. I don't think you'll get more authentic harlem than jet li. morgan freeman is just a white guy with skin cancer - so i wouldn't waste my time

Whats with the Dutch thing? Ive never met a Dutch person either.

don't get out much?
afrikaans is one of the official languages of SA. it is a derivative of dutch. and trust me.. it's N-A-S-T-Y.

Why would Africans speak Dutch thats weird.

bizarre. i know...
there was a massive influx of french hugenot and dutch settlers back in the 1800's and the language evolved from there. its almost identical though.

i will be laughing over this the rest of the day!!!

Dutch is just like English, I know this because there is a Dutch girl that comes here and we can all understand her. Shes really cool. She once said I was a good person.

Shes from that place called Holland not to be confused with the Netherlands.

interesting. so you do know a dutchman?

^^ No shes a girl.

oh right sorry. dutchPERSON.

I havent actually met her.

Anywyas shes really cool, sh says Im smart and always ask interesting questions.

Speaking of questions, if the people in Africa speak Dutch, what do they Dutch speak?

Do you like Celine Dion?

what do they dutch speak? are you wanting an example of AFRIKAANS?
oh yes, celine dion is my hero. i have her poster in my living room.
your dutch broad sounds nice. she knows what to say.

Dude, Im tried and Im off home for the night. By the way, Ive been joking wth you.

Im Derek
Im Irish
However I lived in Maastricht in the Netherlands for three years. I was going to post in Dutch but its been 8 years since I lived there and when I talk to Imke the Dutch girl, she has to read what I said aloud to understand me.
Its funny, this South African dude comes into my shop all the time. He always buys cigarette papres but no tobacco. The first time he came in he was stoned off his face and wanted more skins and some chips for the munchies. I recognised his accent so I ended up speaking to him in Dutch/ Africaans. We had a conversation for about 5 minutes, the guy was so off his face he didnt realise what was going on and he went out the door with a big grin. He walked up the street and came back, popping his head in the door and saying in English: Wait a sec, you just spoke to me in my language. And off he went again.

True Story, this happened about a month ago.

Welcome to the Cult.

At least now your intro thread is more than a Pity Hello

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Me too, girl. Me too.

Also, Welcome!

Also, Welcome![/quote]

much obliged x

now that is truly typical of south africans. he probably wasn't even "gerook". LOL. great story.
good to meet you derek. thanks for the additions on my pity welcome.
at least i don't look worthless. you've really saved my self esteem and image.

bummer about that whole apartheid thing falling apart, huh?

HA!!

i know. damn.

I think this is my favourite Nate comment, and theres a lot of them.

damn us girls for being accent whores! i too can not get enough of the south african accent. i had a doctor who is south african and i couldnt stop drooling every time he spoke. in fact if you could just send me recordings of you talking that would be great! i can play them while i fall asleep.

we've solved your brain indigestion conundrum for good. the south african lullaby.
happy to help.
although i foresee a problem. unless you're bisexual - that wont work.
damn.
lucky for me i'm gay. just like chuck except we bat for different teams.
i like women. ALOT

I like women A LOT too but I don't have a South Afrikan accent.

nathaniel parker wrote:

I like women A LOT too but I don't have a South Afrikan accent.

your sex + my accent = Heterosapian catnip

hey we just had a gay pride parade over the weekend here in san diego!
i'm not gay or bi, but i do have a tendency to make out w/girls when i'm drunk. san diego is filled w/hot girls and sleazy guys, we dont have much of a choice.

you can make good money for that. better not be puttin on a show for free!!!

You and every other attention deprived teenage girl these days.

you just said it all up front-like. damn.

i am not like you, and yet i admire your bravery!!!

hahahahahaha.

All nice and mean, you never know with Taylor.

I was just gonna' call the girl a fauxmosexual and run.

aaahhhh!! timberly with that picture again!!!! it's freakin me out!!!!

haha. Sorry. I just love the pic.

Too, your "from" reminds me of lyrics to an Old 97's song, "In a western town, beneath the northern lights, where the pine trees pine for the fall of night." It's called Curtain Calls and I lurv it hard.

hahaha. it's difficult coming onto otherwise "straight" girls. you just end up with an empty bed and an empty space on your wall next to your moose heads.

it's from an old traditional bluegrass song, and has been done by every bluegrass and folk band ever. if i estimate you music collection correctly, you will be able to find a version of it on Nirvana's MTV Unplugged album

Haha, it's just that she said it as if it's something unique about her...but girls making out with each other for nothing more than attention's sake is something that happens everywhere. It's sad, really. But hey, to each her own.

Seriously, fauxmosexual is the best word ever. EVER.

No free show here. I am definitely not THAT girl. We make out alone not in front of guys. Might as well be on that Girls Gone Wild if we're gonna do all that. Trust me in So Cal the guys are not worth the attention.

lol @ "fauxmosexual". now i can categorize myself.

You can't, actually, since you don't make out with girls in front of guys.

Since you do it in secret, you must just like to makeout.

So call yourself a Makeout Bandit and be done with it.

i make out with girls alone. (preemptive strike: NOT ON MY OWN)
that makes me gay. otherwise i'd be knitting.
prowl - you're a stray gay thats lost their way. don't fight it

doing it in secret = misplaced the key to the CLOSET.
how much more proof do you need??!!!!

aahhhhh well I was going to say the same thing, but since she already said she preferred getting railed, I figured I wouldn't rehash the "I'm not gay" thing.

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now "makeout bandit" is MY new favorite word. i immediately pcitured a skinny dude in a zorro mask running around sticking his tongue in people's mouths.

but it wasn't a GROSS mental image, it was FUNNY!! i can imagine the awesome news coverage:

MAKEOUT BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN!!
Authorities narrow suspects based on the Altoid flavor (as yet unreleased) left in victims' mouths.