gimme a boosted peak,yo
hey!
I'm new to The Cult. I work in a bookstore and had been attracted to Chuck's books for awhile, but finally brought one home with me only recently. Now I'm a full-fledged addict fiendin' for more.
I write in my spare time and want to get in on those writers' workshops too.
Oh yeah, and I really want a boost port!
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Can you imagine how much trouble it would be to keep a boost port clean? There'd be all kind of shampoo and peanut butter and whatnot getting all clogged in there all the time. Plus, all the flies.
I'd keep my port clean and oh so trendy by covering it with some cool covers or skins like what's used for cell phones. This way I could have glittery, sexy jewels to flash when you watch me walk away.
Oh, and my pinata is filled with painkillers and chocolate. I enjoy overloading my endorphin factory on a regular basis. Diamond bracelets might be nice to find in there too, but I like to be somewhat realistic. 
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I'm pretty sure chocolate and painkillers were not options, only lobster, cujo or sammich. But seeing as it's your pinata I guess that's ok.
Well I know karate, Voodoo too; I'm gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no make up; I got real scars
I got hair on my chest; I look good without a shirt
Well if I had to choose it would be a yummy meatball sammich(I realize I'm stretching your options again, sorry)...kind of messy when it breaks apart, but a good pasta sauce is divine so I wouldn't mind. What would you choose from those three if you had a pinata to annihilate?
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what is your pinata filled with:
lobster,cujo,sammich?