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TrueBlueSeesVoices
True Blue
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From: United Kingdom
Joined: 09/02/2012
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Hello, I'm True Blue. I'm toilet trained, have been fixed and am great with other animals. I spend too much time on the internet, and not enough time living my life the way other people tell me I should be living it. I'm looking for a good home, and have been told that "The Cult" is the place to be.

Hi.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_
Beloved By All. Loved By None.
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From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.
Joined: 07/24/2006
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Welcome. Tell us more about yourself. What's your favorite sandwich?

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how told you the cult is the place to be?

Noahrm23
Just one more beer then grow up.
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From: Portland
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Its Labor day, your at your neighbors bbq and everyone around you is getting properly drunk. The sun is out, the birds are doing what birds do and there is a dog sleeping next to you. The dogs been drinking most of the afternoon and why not, he works hard and needs to wind down sometimes. You get up to get a hamburger and a fresh beer but as you do a strong wind blows in from the south. The question is what kind of shoes are you wearing?

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy