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...are to be given to me. no fat chicks. the line starts right here.
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We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
can we say moron who's only here cuz someone told him chuck wrote fight club?
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=BobbyMcFuckles]...are to be given to me. no fat chicks. the line starts right here.
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Haha, you really made me laugh.
I mean, I'm like, haha, what a dumb fuck.
you guys are AWESOME!
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
[QUOTE=Atomos]can we say moron who's only here cuz someone told him chuck wrote fight club?[/QUOTE]
who wrote what?
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
[QUOTE=BobbyMcFuckles]who wrote what?[/QUOTE]
just as i suspected.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Borat!!
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in my country, we have problem.
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
i know i know. ive only been here like a little while but is it okay for me to say that... well... i really dont like you already?
welcome either way
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lol spaz
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[B]Spastic[/B], I do find your signature offensive and I'm not kidding. I mean maybe it's like funny and shit cause yeah, it's absurd and that's why it might be considered funny, but on the other hand it's not really absurd and it's fucking reality and some parents might just this minute be losing their daughter and I know these things have nothing to do with you or me and I also know that deep inside I probably don't give a fuck for those parents or the daughter, but I just don't feel like having to see your signature everytime you post. Like, I know it's stupid to now be preaching to you like I'm someone you should listen to and that's why I'm not preaching but I'm just asking you sortof kindly cause some things are wrong and funny and some are just wrong and sad.
obviously you havent seen milroys signature then
[QUOTE=stoyan][B]Spastic[/B], I do find your signature offensive and I'm not kidding. I mean maybe it's like funny and shit cause yeah, it's absurd and that's why it might be considered funny, but on the other hand it's not really absurd and it's fucking reality and some parents might just this minute be losing their daughter and I know these things have nothing to do with you or me and I also know that deep inside I probably don't give a fuck for those parents or the daughter, but I just don't feel like having to see your signature everytime you post. Like, I know it's stupid to now be preaching to you like I'm someone you should listen to and that's why I'm not preaching but I'm just asking you sortof kindly cause some things are wrong and funny and some are just wrong and sad.[/QUOTE]
Remember the ignore function? You [I]are [/I] preaching. And, you are a hypocrite.
[QUOTE=Lisa]Remember the ignore function? You [I]are [/I] preaching. And, you are a hypocrite.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to ignore hís just cause his signature is fucking pervert. And I'm not turning of all signatures just so I can hide one of them. And I know you want me to ask so I might as well ask: How am I a hypocrite?
[QUOTE=stoyan][B]Spastic[/B], I do find your signature offensive and I'm not kidding. I mean maybe it's like funny and shit cause yeah, it's absurd and that's why it might be considered funny, but on the other hand it's not really absurd and it's fucking reality and some parents might just this minute be losing their daughter and I know these things have nothing to do with you or me and I also know that deep inside I probably don't give a fuck for those parents or the daughter, but I just don't feel like having to see your signature everytime you post. Like, I know it's stupid to now be preaching to you like I'm someone you should listen to and that's why I'm not preaching but I'm just asking you sortof kindly cause some things are wrong and funny and some are just wrong and sad.[/QUOTE]
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is dat beddaw?
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"Brock, this is Mr. McFuckles..."
"Mr. McFuckles, this is Brock..."
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
stoyan: some people in life are bounf to piss u off. i for one found alex's sig with the "magic and a lot of meth" thing in it offensive because of how i grew up.. which i wont go into right now. but its not something i would have asked him to alter, i mean hes allowed to be himself. the same as you and i. right??
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=Atomos]stoyan: some people in life are bounf to piss u off. i for one found alex's sig with the "magic and a lot of meth" thing in it offensive because of how i grew up.. which i wont go into right now. but its not something i would have asked him to alter, i mean hes allowed to be himself. the same as you and i. right??[/QUOTE]
if you really want me to change it i will.- like completely new.
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=Orange]Happy is he who bears a squirrel within, and obeys it.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
did i say i wanted u to change it?
in fact i'll give u the five bucks...
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http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=Atomos]did i say i wanted u to change it?
in fact i'll give u the five bucks...[/QUOTE]
i just hit quote- i didnt mean you exactly- you were just there.
you want the kid, you can have her... but youve got to find her cause as i said- i have no idea who she is
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why don't you just turn the sigs off if you're so offended?
[QUOTE=Balthazar]why don't you just turn the sigs off if you're so offended?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=stoyan]And I'm not turning of all signatures just so I can hide one of them.[/QUOTE]
But hey, guys, relax, I was just asking and it's all alright now. No need to worry anymore.
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
[QUOTE=stoyan][B]Spastic[/B], I do find your signature offensive and I'm not kidding. I mean maybe it's like funny and shit cause yeah, it's absurd and that's why it might be considered funny, but on the other hand it's not really absurd and it's fucking reality and some parents might just this minute be losing their daughter and I know these things have nothing to do with you or me and I also know that deep inside I probably don't give a fuck for those parents or the daughter, but I just don't feel like having to see your signature everytime you post. Like, I know it's stupid to now be preaching to you like I'm someone you should listen to and that's why I'm not preaching but I'm just asking you sortof kindly cause some things are wrong and funny and some are just wrong and sad.[/QUOTE]
You do realize that you're offended by something on a thread called "Free Penis Massage," posted by a guy calling himself Bobby McFuckles, right?
Okay, again, calm down, please. Yes I do realize all the things you listed. But, a penis massage is something pleasant and good-natured. The nickname has the word fuck in it which is not in the slightest way offensive or funny. Now, 'selling' a child is not funny in my way of thinking. In my way of thinking, black humor ends when the concerned subjects are below say 15. I mean yea, fucking funny, what about your daughter getting kidnapped, smuggled into Mexico and then sold. She'll have to fuck fat Mexicans till her little pussy gets black and blue. So please stop telling me what to like and what not to like and by what to be offended and by what not to be offended.Spastic is on ignore so everything's fine.
[QUOTE=stoyan]Okay, again, calm down, please. Yes I do realize all the things you listed. But, a penis massage is something pleasant and good-natures. The nickname has the word fuck in it which is not in the slightest way offensive or funny. Now, 'selling' a child is not funny in my way of thinking. In my way of thinking, black humor end when the concerned subjects are below say 15. I mean yea, fucking funny, what about your daughter getting kidnapped, smuggled into Mexico and then sold. She'll have to fuck fat Mexicans till her little pussy gets black and blue. So please stop telling me what to like and what not to like and by what to be offended and wy what not to be offended. I didn't want to state this publicly but Spastic is on ignore.[/QUOTE]
two posts away from 1000
someone tell him i changed the damn sig
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[QUOTE=stoyan]Okay, again, calm down, please. Yes I do realize all the things you listed. But, a penis massage is something pleasant and good-natured. The nickname has the word fuck in it which is not in the slightest way offensive or funny. Now, 'selling' a child is not funny in my way of thinking. In my way of thinking, black humor ends when the concerned subjects are below say 15. I mean yea, fucking funny, what about your daughter getting kidnapped, smuggled into Mexico and then sold. She'll have to fuck fat Mexicans till her little pussy gets black and blue. So please stop telling me what to like and what not to like and by what to be offended and by what not to be offended.Spastic is on ignore so everything's fine.[/QUOTE]
I'm not telling you to act. I was just asking you to judge where you placed your comment.
The population of this place continues to amaze me with oddity. Or maybe it's diversity....
No, it's definitely oddity.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
that's what 'PM' stands for. finally somebody tells me. this whole time i thought it was private massages.
[QUOTE=snuffy]that's what 'PM' stands for. finally somebody tells me. this whole time i thought it was private massages.[/QUOTE]
whats the diff between a private massage and a penis massage?
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[QUOTE=Spastic]whats the diff between a private massage and a penis massage?[/QUOTE]
well how much time do you have? no, i'm kidding.
[QUOTE=snuffy]well how much time do you have? no, i'm kidding.[/QUOTE]
so clever
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[QUOTE=Spastic]so clever[/QUOTE]
oh are your feelings hurt? : )
[QUOTE=snuffy]oh are your feelings hurt? : )[/QUOTE]
yes
nah. just kidding
you gonna answer the question?
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[QUOTE=Spastic]whats the diff between a private massage and a penis massage?[/QUOTE]
about 3 inches
well, we know what a penis massage is given to a man, and a private massage is given to a man or a woman. i hope i do not have to explain further.
[QUOTE=snuffy]well, we know what a penis massage is given to a man, and a private massage is given to a man or a woman. i hope i do not have to explain further.[/QUOTE]
gotchya
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[QUOTE=Spastic]gotchya[/QUOTE]
thank goodness.
I love you, Bobby.
But you'll get no penis massage outta me!
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Coincidence. I'm giving free ass kickings and the line starts there:[SIZE=4]^[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
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It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]"Brock, this is Mr. McFuckles..."
"Mr. McFuckles, this is Brock..."[/QUOTE]
i don't get it?
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
[QUOTE=RandomThought]I love you, Bobby.
But you'll get no penis massage outta me![/QUOTE]
but what are you planning on doing with your vagina?
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
[QUOTE=BobbyMcFuckles]but what are you planning on doing with your vagina?[/QUOTE]
Cumming to visit you, baybee!
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ANTICIPATION!
We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
Hey, this guy looks like Poetrywritteningasoline with a moustache.
[QUOTE=BobbyMcFuckles][img]http://www.twistedpony.com/hpe/frank%20n%20furter.gif[/img]
ANTICIPATION![/QUOTE]
I love you.
[QUOTE=BobbyMcFuckles]i don't get it?[/QUOTE]
Oh you will, you [I]will[/I]....
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
Coincidence. I'm giving free ass kickings and the line starts there:[SIZE=4]^[/SIZE]
A Vendetta production. <3
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