First time caller. Long time listener.
I'm new here. Hello everyone.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, taco pie and the occassional mud bath. I'm also known to have diarrhea of the fingers.
Or so I'm told.
If there's anything trivial you would like to know, submit the answers Jeopardy! style. It makes for a killer party.
Remove your brain. Place it in the machine. Perpetuate the American Dream.
What is, is it ever moral to use violence against an individual who is not currently or has not harmed someone, and there is no evidence that they will harm someone?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
have morals in one hand and shit in the other, see which gets filled first.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Whoa, this thread took an odd turn.
Heya Wisdom, and welcome.
My Jeopardy answer/questions
-What is Taco Pie?!
-What is That Guy's favorite book!?
-Cujo!? (Q: What is the best name for a cat. You will get this later when that cunt Derek chimes in)*
-Who is Chuck Palahniuk?!
*This is important. It's quite possible you don't know the best name for a cat so I am sparing you a world of pain.
hey, welcome to the cult !!
we've been shy on a bit of wisdom for far too long
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
I second the what is taco pie question. And welcome!
I am resiting making a lewd comment. I will say I can eat a taco pie for days, though.
Also, welcome.
with or without sour cream ?
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
if there's no sour cream, you're not eating it right.
Did Mirka just call Derek a cunt?
"I'll take The Rapist for 200...and oh yeah, your mother's a whore!"
oh hush, you're just mad because I beat you to it. 
Also, welcome.
For days? I don't believe it.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Frank, CHA-LAAAAHNGE! The gauntlet has been thrown down....
That guy needs to come back and clear up this taco pie situation. Is it anything like a Frito Pie?
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Taco Pie is a delicacy in some households, mainly consisting of crescent rolls, wadded beef with taco seasoning, and sour cream. Some people prefer to use crackers, hit them with a hammer and put 'em on top. That called taco pie.
It has also been brought to my attention by my brother, that baseball fact 6,765,542 states Cub Legend Ron Santo enjoys Acapulco Taco Pie. I think that's Taco Pie with a shot of tequila.
As for That Guy's favorite book, what is Haunted?
As for the cat name, what is pussy?
As for Chuck Palahniuk, what is my favorite author?
Thank you for the kind greetings!
Remove your brain. Place it in the machine. Perpetuate the American Dream.
How do you feel about full frontal male nudity?
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Pretty good.
Remove your brain. Place it in the machine. Perpetuate the American Dream.
It has also been brought to my attention by my brother, that baseball fact 6,765,542 states Cub Legend Ron Santo enjoys Acapulco Taco Pie. I think that's Taco Pie with a shot of tequila.
As for That Guy's favorite book, what is Haunted?
As for the cat name, what is pussy?
As for Chuck Palahniuk, what is my favorite author?
Thank you for the kind greetings!
The best thing about listening to Santo call Cubs games?
He makes some of the best arbitrarily pitched background noises when things go south. Pure unintentional comedy gold.
Remove your brain. Place it in the machine. Perpetuate the American Dream.
Also, welcome.
For days? I don't believe it.
Get a room, you two.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
...and a camera. And some churros and a big vat of flan, and perhaps a man in a serape with a large guitar, and one of those guys with the big mustaches and a bandoleer full of...
...what?
...oh, I'm the only one who thought of this?
I think I just turned 10 shades of red. It's like I've never been on the internet and didn't know what to expect.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
My JEOPARDY style question:
Category: Cartoons
Answer: Three living talking food items who live next door to a fat hairy man who was raped by a dog.
For you are the wisdom cube and shall know the question to every answer.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
my favorite adult swim show...i've missed a lot of the newer episodes 
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
yeah there was a movie robot chicken brain fucks me sometimes it's all over the place like an adhd kid who forgot to take their riddlin
sometimes i enjoy it other times it gives me a headache especially the opening credits
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Talking out of turn? That's a riddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a riddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a riddlin'. Riddlin' on the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a riddlin'...
My favorite Adult Swim show happens to be Sealab.
"Do you want the moustache on or off?"
"Too bad."
Remove your brain. Place it in the machine. Perpetuate the American Dream.
"Do you want the moustache on or off?"
"Too bad."
It's never on when I watch. I've seen maybe two episodes and they are pretty hilarious from what I can remember. It's almost like I never watched them at all though. I have a terrible memory for detail.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Was that a "Waiting..." quote you just threw out there?
lindsay lohan has taken a recent liking to the fish taco
Was that a "Waiting..." quote you just threw out there?
Yeah. Or a subtle offer to send you pictures. You choose.
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Was that a "Waiting..." quote you just threw out there?
Yeah. Or a subtle offer to send you pictures. You choose.
I wouldn't say that was so subtle. You should just post it in Dress Down anyway.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Remind me never to shake your hand.