First-time caller

[QUOTE=For Serious]Brock Landers is my hero.[/QUOTE]
oh jesus.

Your screen-name makes me want to drown nuns. Sorry.

[QUOTE=For Serious]1. Why are there over 11,000 members and I only ever see the same twenty people posting?[/QUOTE]
We chased/scared them away. No, really.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Your screen-name makes me want to drown nuns. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
as if you ever needed a reason.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Your screen-name makes me want to drown nuns. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
Your screen-name makes me want to . . . get a dictionary and look up who or what the hell "Ozymandias" is.

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus...

[QUOTE=For Serious]Yeah, so I've been wasting time at The Cult for almost a year now. Why I'm now just registering, who knows. Here are a few things I have to say about zee Cult/Chuck/myself.

1. Why are there over 11,000 members and I only ever see the same twenty people posting?
2. Whatever happened to willtupper, or will chris baer for that matter? I know baer's busy and all, but c'mon. Posts: 1
3. Whenever I read "Lofivinyl", I subvocalize it as "Love of Vinyl" for some reason.
4. Chuck has readers throughout the US, in the UK, AUS, Europe, even South America. Why couldn't I find one damn Chucky P. fan in high school?
5. Six is short. I like 'em short.
6. I'm not hip or trendy, so don't expect much from me.
7. Chuck being gay doesn't matter, but it does. The way the more you know about someone's background gives you more insight into what they're saying and why.
8. Brock Landers is my hero.
9. And last but not least. The Emperor Thread will go down as the best peice of bathroom literature of all time. Even better than the Bible or the Sunday NY Times.

That's all. Nice to finally be a member. For seriously.[/QUOTE]

Hey thanks for putting it into words! I'm gonna have to strongly agree with #8!

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by For Serious
1. Why are there over 11,000 members and I only ever see the same twenty people posting?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by Ozymandias
We chased/scared them away. No, really.[/QUOTE]

for some reason, I believe you lol

[QUOTE=ALP]Hey thanks for putting it into words! I'm gonna have to strongly agree with #8![/QUOTE]
i just... don't understand....

[QUOTE=Restless_Nerv]:D for some reason, I believe you lol[/QUOTE]
Bah, Ozy is trying to play the part of big, tough bald guy in the picture. "Terrorize the n00bs. Aaaahhh!!!"

It's all an act. On the inside he's all marshmallows and candy bars. Oh, and vital organs, too.

lol, interesting theory. And that penquin is holding an assault rifle!

I like penquins!

yeah, everyone does. Well, except when they're holding weapons that can blast dozen of holes into us. Or maybe that's just me? lol

[QUOTE=Restless_Nerv]And that penquin is holding an assault rifle![/QUOTE]
Some power animals are a little more powerful.

[QUOTE=ALP]I like penquins![/QUOTE]
Me too. I don't even know where the pic really comes from. I went to Yahoo! Images and searched "penguin". Soon as I saw that pic, Sold! BTW, is that you in your av, ALP. If so, then damn I wish I was in San Diego.

Yes and thank you!
I don't have a power animal....maybe I should get one?!

[QUOTE=ALP]Yes and thank you!
I don't have a power animal....maybe I should get one?![/QUOTE]
That cat is from those greeting cards with the warped animal faces isn' it? Those things creep me out. Except the bear, he looks cool. Can't find a link. Sorry.

[QUOTE=For Serious]
It's all an act. On the inside he's all marshmallows and candy bars. Oh, and vital organs, too.[/QUOTE]

your post make me wanna smoke more crack. you sould be proud. only a few things in this world are so . . . . .aaahhh . . . . that they make me wanna smoke crack. oh yea tahts the mall on saturday, mtv and alex cassun's sig. but taht last one is for a different reason.

Crack is underrated and sadly unappreciated. Imagine if all those crack babies hadn't been born. Fucked-up birth-defect children means more healthcare facilities, more healthcare facilities means more construction jobs to build said facilities, more construction jobs means more food on the table, which means less people go starving, since they're not starving they can concentrate on school and do so good they get into med school, which means they can become doctors at said healthcare facilities, therefore taking care of said crack babies. Yes, crack babies are the backbone of the American economy. Hooray crack babies. You, sir, are doing your part.

[QUOTE=For Serious]1. Why are there over 11,000 members and I only ever see the same twenty people posting?
2. Whatever happened to willtupper, or will chris baer for that matter? I know baer's busy and all, but c'mon. Posts: 1
3. Whenever I read "Lofivinyl", I subvocalize it as "Love of Vinyl" for some reason.
4. Chuck has readers throughout the US, in the UK, AUS, Europe, even South America. Why couldn't I find one damn Chucky P. fan in high school?
5. Six is short. I like 'em short.
6. I'm not hip or trendy, so don't expect much from me.
7. Chuck being gay doesn't matter, but it does. The way the more you know about someone's background gives you more insight into what they're saying and why.
8. Brock Landers is my hero.
9. And last but not least. The Emperor Thread will go down as the best peice of bathroom literature of all time. Even better than the Bible or the Sunday NY Times.

That's all. Nice to finally be a member. For seriously.[/QUOTE]

1) Because
2) He's joined the circus sideshow. You should be so lucky.
3) um
4) okay
5) whatever
6) it's trendy to be not-trendy. so you're safe.
7) sure!
8) that's okay i guess
10) you printed that whole bitch out? i guess you're welcome here anytime then.

I found this slightly amusing:

[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/image.php?u=11519&dateline=1093024088[/img] 8. Brock Landers is my hero.

[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/image.php?u=10984&dateline=1091634251[/img] Hey thanks for putting it into words! I'm gonna have to strongly agree with #8!

[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/image.php?u=4563&dateline=1092962779[/img] oh jesus. i just... don't understand....

ooh, is there still avatar masterpiece theater?

[QUOTE=insomnomaniac]ooh, is there still avatar masterpiece theater?[/QUOTE]

I actual;ly tried to make it longer and stick your avater in too, insomnomaniac, but it only allows three images, which means, I guess, that any avatar masterpiece theatre productions have to be really short...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I actual;ly tried to make it longer and stick your avater in too, insomnomaniac, but it only allows three images, which means, I guess, that any avatar masterpiece theatre productions have to be really short...[/QUOTE]

Or require many, many posts.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Your screen-name makes me want to . . . get a dictionary and look up who or what the hell "Ozymandias" is.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was from a poem. Can't remember who wrote it, though. Might be Percy B-something Shelley, but I'm not sure.