existence is punishment.

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conquer_all
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hi,

I guess this is kinda necessary, so here we go:

My name is Mike. I live in germany. I´m a big fan of chuck and for some crazy reason it took me years to join the community, obviously.

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.I'm beginning to believe that anything I do to extend my life is just going to be outweighed by the agony of living it.

Ritt
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Hello, Mike. How much have you conquered so far?

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Existence is punishment. Yes. Yes it is.

Hello, Mike. I shall call you Henri.

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I love the Henri videos!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
Tuffy
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So's my dick.

Also. Unbekanntischer.

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What are we being punished for Mike?

Imke
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Hey Mike, what a dark way to start your welcome thread. Where in Germany are you from?

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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ah I see. always some funny guys/girls with way too much time on messageboards.
it`s good to see that some things never change.

@imke: sometimes you`ve gotta take things with a grain of salt. I`m from the west by the way.

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Imke
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The extremity of that statement would require a handful of salt, but I guess you're right.

Maybe you're not being serious at all, but perhaps you should take some of the others' comments with a grain of salt as well. Smile

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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which statement? "punishment is existence"?
nah, I was just listening to crowbar.

No worries, I`m not bothered by any comment at all.
I mean it`s the internet.

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Imke
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Ahh, a band. That makes sense.

You'd be surprised how upset people can get, haha.

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Existence is punishment to too many degrees and suicide is punishment by continual existence where you left off in this world. Be scared. There is no easy way out.

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Dark.

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Imke
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I believe the word you were looking for was edgy.

Probably not.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
Ritt
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Not related but...

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