'ello, loverlies

Welcome Mandini. My life story is about the same except for the piercings and the tatoos. Enjoy your stay on the Cult.

welcome aboard. Hope you will stay for a longer time.

Choke is awesome and it's a good choice to read it next.

I dislike you. Loverlies is not a word. [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=26375]Read this[/URL] and enjoy your stay.

Mandini...Victor Mancini...Mandini...Mancini. Yeah, read [I]Choke[/I].
Everybody between the ages of 15-21 should love it.

Welcome.

And what do you mean by "sort of in high school"?

I live in Wyoming! PM me what town! I cannot belive this! I thought I was all alone. Welcome!

I thought "Wyoming" had a H in it. An H? An hour... a hippie... an herb... a hello...but what if youre English... an 'ello... Heres a nice Jersey hello to you: Fuck you, buddy. Learn how to drive.
But welcome, anyway.

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow;892526]I thought "Wyoming" had a H in it. An H? An hour... a hippie... an herb... a hello...but what if youre English... an 'ello... Heres a nice Jersey hello to you: Fuck you, buddy. Learn how to drive.
But welcome, anyway.[/QUOTE]

No "H" in Wyoming.

'Loverlies' is for Alfred P. Dolittle.
Welcome~

whatever happened to people over 20 joining up ?

[QUOTE=corellion;892428]I dislike you. Loverlies is not a word. [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=26375]Read this[/URL] and enjoy your stay.[/QUOTE]

geh! i wish i hadn't written that now
i sound like an asshole in it !

Welcome tot the Cult.

[QUOTE=the midas touch;892458]Mandini...Victor Mancini...Mandini...Mancini. Yeah, read [I]Choke[/I].
Everybody between the ages of 15-21 should love it.

Welcome.

And what do you mean by "sort of in high school"?[/QUOTE]

I meant sort of a senior, not sort of in high school. I fell behind in my freshman and sophomore years due to my own stupidity.

what kind of name is Mandini ? are you italian ?

Is it a mixture of Mancini (Chuck Palahniuk ref.) and Bandini (John Fante ref.)?

he's a boy from the Hood(ini)

[QUOTE=franc tireur;893055]he's a boy from the Hood(ini)[/QUOTE]
whose mother makes good Linguini.

{your turn}

Oh, when I went to college I got my lunch from Ainsley's and it was a Panini.

[QUOTE=NeedleJunkie_;893038]I meant sort of a senior, not sort of in high school. I fell behind in my freshman and sophomore years due to my own stupidity.[/QUOTE]
So youre a 20(ish) yr. old high school kid?
I bet you just get all the girls.

She is a girl. Her name is Mandi. There, I've cleared up two gossipy rumors. I hope it was ok for me to say those things Mandi!

Great! So shes a 20(ish) yr old high school kid.
At least shes not a [I]drop out[/I].

And Im really sure the boys just love the older woman in their lunch period... you know... one that doesnt look like their grandma.

Im being serious.
Now, do you date high school boys or the college guys?

It says she's 17 in the opening post...where are you getting this 20ish thing from?

She's 17, which is a fine age to still be in high school.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893092]It says she's 17 in the opening post...where are you getting this 20ish thing from?[/QUOTE]

Whoa! We thought the same thought, and posted it at the same time! How wild.

The people I live with DO NOT SHOWER

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893096]The people I live with DO NOT SHOWER[/QUOTE]

Gross. Can you smell them? What's their average per week?

I don't know but they're all taller than me so usually when I get in the shower I have to move the head down so the water'll be nice and warm when it hits my head. I haven't had to do that all week! I estimate the last time one of them showered was Saturday. We have sinks in our rooms so maybe they're taking sponge baths. I doubt it though.

They're not offensively smelly, I think you'd have to get in there and take a good whiff before smelling anything bad but the one with longer hair's hair has that look about it, you know? That unwashed look, beyond greasy. They're really gross! I want to bitch about them so hard.

I wonder how many people check their parents into rehab.

*shrugs*
Are we talking per annum?
About eighty.

Well its the best decision Ive ever made. Id recommend it, for all of those who have their parents knocking on their apartment doors at 4 a.m.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893092]It says she's 17 in the opening post...where are you getting this 20ish thing from?[/QUOTE]
Oh wow! I dont read numbers unless theyre numbers. I actually had to re-read the post three times to catch the "seventeen".

Im getting the 20 ish thing by you have to be over 18 to get a tattoo (I thought) and she said she'd been behind in freshman and sophmore years. Which would mean, at least in my thought process, that she had to repeat them. Thats two years. Most high school seniors are 18. 2 plus 18=20.

I guess Im wrong. But then why would she be sort of a senior? She would be a senior thru and thru. Which would mean that her stupidity in grades 9 and 10 didnt amount to anything, so she wasnt actually stupid. She just needed something to say. Now, really Im just trying to talk my way out of coming off bitchy and stuff... but the more I think about it, the more I think I have a right to be suspicious since the stuff shes saying doesnt really jive. But Im gonna leave it alone. I think that Mandini is actually a 40ish yr old man prowling the internet looking for young sprats. I mean, I could be wrong... but... (s)he could in fact be running a child flesh suit harvesting business out of h(er)is basement/catacomb/lair. But I havent been out much in the past few weeks.

There is this thing in high school where you can "be" a senior, but you're takin junior classes because you didn't pass them. Or, like bearchaser, he is a freshmore. he's stuck doing freshman remedial classes, but he's a "sophmore".

So wouldnt that still mean that one would have to take the senior classes? Like, as well as the junior ones? Which would put that highschooler on the five year plan. Im sticking with my skin harvesting theory.

It's like you pass some freshman classes, but you still have to retake some when you become a sophmore. I don't really know that much about it, ask bearchaser. He's a "freshmore"-- a word of his own invention.

Skin Harvester is sounding good now too.

::shudders at the thought of a five-year high school plan::

i was this close [little finger show of amount] to being a thee-year. Grawr.

I'm intrigued by the Skin Harvester.
For a random comment: i have a friend at University of Chicago, and they do these freaky scavanger hunts...and last year, 'flesh-bound book' was on the list. And he actually got one...ordered it from some weird witchy voodoo love fest, or something.

ehem.

Welcome, again?

[QUOTE=corellion;892428]I dislike you. Loverlies is not a word. [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=26375]Read this[/URL] and enjoy your stay.[/QUOTE]

hey corellion, you are kinda a prick eh?

don't rag on people for grammer and making up new words

writers make up new words all the time

get some fucking imagination in your life

stop ragging on other people for having some

you are just a young kid though, so I guess your stupidity is forgivable

I dislike you

[QUOTE=Lupatria;893178]
writers make up new words all the time[/QUOTE]

They do?
PS grammar

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893180]They do?
PS grammar[/QUOTE]

Do you know how many words Shakespeare introduced to the English language?

PS read more

[QUOTE=Lupatria;893181]Do you know how many words Shakespeare introduced to the English language?[/QUOTE]
Do you? You said [I]new words[/I] and [I]all the time[/I], not old words, 400+ years ago so.

[QUOTE=Lupatria]PS read more[/QUOTE]
Yes, I [I]should[/I] read more.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893183]Do you? You said [I]new words[/I] and [I]all the time[/I], not old words, 400+ years ago so.

Yes, I [I]should[/I] read more.[/QUOTE]

you should, we all should read more.

new, old doesn't fucking matter

get some imagination

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;893127]There is this thing in high school where you can "be" a senior, but you're takin junior classes because you didn't pass them. Or, like bearchaser, he is a freshmore. he's stuck doing freshman remedial classes, but he's a "sophmore".[/QUOTE]

Sophmore is latin for [b]Soph[/b]isticated [b]Mor[/b]on

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893183]Do you? You said [I]new words[/I] and [I]all the time[/I], not old words, 400+ years ago so.
[/QUOTE]

they were new at the time !

[QUOTE=Vendetta;893096]The people I live with DO NOT SHOWER[/QUOTE]
kill them! you will get away with that in the court

[QUOTE=Lupatria;893178]hey corellion, you are kinda a prick eh?

don't rag on people for grammer and making up new words

writers make up new words all the time

get some fucking imagination in your life

stop ragging on other people for having some

you are just a young kid though, so I guess your stupidity is forgivable

I dislike you[/QUOTE]

I'm a cunt, yeah.
Vendetta already nailed you for that. Writers don't make up new words all the time. I've got plenty of imagination. And I may be young, but you're stupid, and I'm going to get older. I don't much care if you dislike me. Also, don't be rude to Vendetta.

I'm going to add that just because you can imagine some crazy ass things, if they're shit, they're useless. So don't call me a young kid, or forgivable, when you're living your life like the parent of a two year old. Crooning and bottle-feeding because breast feeding is crude, "Oh, little Lupatrick is so imaginative."
So fucking what? He can dribble down his front. Writing isn't about imagination. Nobody invents things any more. They just reinvent. That's creativity, not imagination.

And back to the source of this. If "loverlies" ever gets accepted into the OED, come and tell me. Until then, hush.

[QUOTE=corellion;893273]I'm a cunt, yeah.
Vendetta already nailed you for that. Writers don't make up new words all the time. I've got plenty of imagination. And I may be young, but you're stupid, and I'm going to get older. I don't much care if you dislike me. Also, don't be rude to Vendetta.

I'm going to add that just because you can imagine some crazy ass things, if they're shit, they're useless. So don't call me a young kid, or forgivable, when you're living your life like the parent of a two year old. Crooning and bottle-feeding because breast feeding is crude, "Oh, little Lupatrick is so imaginative."
So fucking what? He can dribble down his front. Writing isn't about imagination. Nobody invents things any more. They just reinvent. That's creativity, not imagination.

And back to the source of this. If "loverlies" ever gets accepted into the OED, come and tell me. Until then, hush.[/QUOTE]

you are a cunt, the stinkiest most foul diseased kind. I can be rude to whomever I please on this forum, you sure the hell are. Who classifies shit? You? You are young and forgivable, because you proved with your last post just how ignorant you really are. The only one sucking on a teat is you, how does the milk of delusions taste? Bitter or sweet to you? Who the hell made you the spelling and grammer nazi of this forum anyways? Oh heavens. How the hell would you know how I live my life? You are crude, and imagination exists, only a limited sorry little boy would think nobody invents anymore. I actually feel a little pity for your poor trapped soul. It must be hard to be such a closed-minded little prick.

[IMG]http://www.celebopedia.com/dr-phil-mcgraw/images/dr-phil-mcgraw.jpg[/IMG]

And how does that make you feel?

I'm just on this forum for shits and giggles.
I also love Chuck's writing

but thanks for caring Dr. Phil.....

[IMG]http://www.celebopedia.com/dr-phil-mcgraw/images/dr-phil-mcgraw.jpg[/IMG]

Shits and giggles?
Must be all that orange you're smoking.

Yes shits and giggles, humour. It's something you need in your life. You need a sense of it. Get one. It's been lovely fun with you kids but I must be on my way. Have a great day.

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow;893126]Oh wow! I dont read numbers unless theyre numbers. I actually had to re-read the post three times to catch the "seventeen".

Im getting the 20 ish thing by you have to be over 18 to get a tattoo (I thought) and she said she'd been behind in freshman and sophmore years. Which would mean, at least in my thought process, that she had to repeat them. Thats two years. Most high school seniors are 18. 2 plus 18=20.

I guess Im wrong. But then why would she be sort of a senior? She would be a senior thru and thru. Which would mean that her stupidity in grades 9 and 10 didnt amount to anything, so she wasnt actually stupid. She just needed something to say. Now, really Im just trying to talk my way out of coming off bitchy and stuff... but the more I think about it, the more I think I have a right to be suspicious since the stuff shes saying doesnt really jive. But Im gonna leave it alone. I think that Mandini is actually a 40ish yr old man prowling the internet looking for young sprats. I mean, I could be wrong... but... (s)he could in fact be running a child flesh suit harvesting business out of h(er)is basement/catacomb/lair. But I havent been out much in the past few weeks.[/QUOTE]

Ok, let's clear this up so no one thinks I'm some 40 year old creep....
I go to an Alternative school where you can advance a grade whenever you officially have enough credits. For me, that's in January, so techinically, I'm a junior. I have attended summer school every summer since I started high school, so I've worked myself up to being only 2 1/2 credits behind, which means this will be my last year (plus some summer school), because in my school you can take for than one class per period, come in early, and stay late for extra credits, as well as take college courses over the internet that the school will pay for. This is why I refer to myself as "sort of" a senior, because I'm not going to have much of a senior year to refer to, but will still be graduated by the beginning of the 2007-2008 school year.
As for the tattoos, I haven't lived with my parents since I was 15 years old, and I have a friend that does tattoos and considers me emancipated.
I'm sorry for the confusion and should have explained myself more thoroughly.
Oh, and about Mandini...came from a friend's typo over IM in middle school. It stuck, and I like it.

Mandini, welcome to the Cult.
Lupatria, see yourself out.