distract me
I am seriously procrastinating, so I joined The Cult. Not that I don't want to be here...
I was first introduced to Chuck Palahniuk when my friend gave me her copy of Invisible Monsters and suggested I read it. This was years ago, and I'm still suspicious of her motives for giving me the book. I'm not a writer, but I pretend to be. Other than that, I will tell you absolutely nothing about myself, but I may answer questions in ambiguous one-liners that will seem cute, at first, and then grow increasingly annoying. So...hello!
Just like a broad to make a command rather than ask nicely.
Not half as much as I like octopus.
Are you related to Joel?
Your thoughts on Darren Aronofsky?
What's up Gord?
Why is the right side of your post green?
Cause it's a new post, man.
If I am, I will never admit to it.
I hope he trips and falls on the art house side of the line he's been walking since π.
Now you have it.
Guess I've been away 2 long.
What a concept.
Oh and Min... I bailed on the tattoo. The artist drawing it seems totally not into it and I swear I could draw better than him and I can't draw very well. I swore I would get it done elsewhere. Haven't yet.
My blog is in the works. Lot more to it than I thought. Not being blog savvy, I'm still working out the kinks. Keep ya posted. Missed ya.
*kiss and a wink*
Well it's good you didn't get it then. Me and Rosie thought you were just going to go ahead and do it no matter what. It's great you're putting more time and thought into it.
I was. His drawing was that bad. I think he had something against me because of the chick I that referred me to him.
Not the dude you want stabbin ya.
Oh and also....
*THREADJACKED!!!*
^5
Ha!
^5
"I'm not a writer, but I pretend to be. Other than that, I will tell you absolutely nothing about myself, but I may answer questions in ambiguous one-liners that will seem cute, at first, and then grow increasingly annoying..."
i dunno, sounds like a contemporary writer to me... or at least a pundit.
Do you like lobster?