"Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

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Greetings all.

I'm Kerry. I'm 19 and reside in the UK. I'm at university studying for a BA in Journalism and Media. I'm an avid reader and devout Bret Easton Ellis fan.

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Hello and Welcome

You are named after an Irish county but are a brit so Im not sure what to say.

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hello! Smile

I'm also insane!

Thanks for mentioning B.E. Ellis.. I finally have to start reading American Psycho...

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Well if it's any concillation, Barca Boy, half of my family are Irish?

And American Psycho is amazing! My favourite novel of all time, easy.

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Hello. I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

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i am a paid mental patient.

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"I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oaties!"

Sounds like my kind of job, Xk.

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Kerplunk wrote:
"I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oaties!"

Sounds like my kind of job, Xk.

it gets boring having to talk to doctors all the time, and getting the injections. But i guess it's better than working.

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Xk3zofrenik wrote:
it gets boring having to talk to doctors all the time, and getting the injections. But i guess it's better than working.

Care to switch places? I 'impersonate' a crazy person exceptionally well Wink

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Really? What do you do?
Do you paint the walls with your own poop? Smile

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No, but I lick windows on a frequent basis!

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good one. I once walked around the psych ward naked.

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Ah, sounds like a Friday night to me!

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Xk3zofrenik wrote:
Really? What do you do?
Do you paint the walls with your own poop? :)

doesn't everyone?

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Kerplunk wrote:
Well if it's any concillation, Barca Boy, half of my family are Irish?

And American Psycho is amazing! My favourite novel of all time, easy.

i definitely think your parents should have called you shamrock. its irish with international gang appeal.

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DutchSmut wrote:
i definitely think your parents should have called you shamrock. its irish with international gang appeal.

Oh didn't I tell you...? That's my middle name ;D

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i definitely think your parents should have called you shamrock. its irish with international gang appeal.

Oh didn't I tell you...? That's my middle name ;D

mine's danger. Dutch "Danger" Smut Van Tonder
on that note - what are common american/canadian surnames that every 2 or 3 people have?

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smith, jones, johnson - those are the first three that come to mind. in each area of the country they're completely different, though - depending on the trades that used to be popular in the area and ethnic backgrounds, etc.

like we have a ton of amish and ex-amish in our area, so a lot of the names are previously almost-exclusively amish names (in THIS area i mean). peachey, byler.

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Branson?
thats helpful and very interesting.
were the Johnson's plumbers or urologists?

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ha!! i think urology is a pretty new field.

and Plummer is a name all on its own.

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DutchSmut wrote:
Xk3zofrenik wrote:
Really? What do you do?
Do you paint the walls with your own poop? :)

doesn't everyone?


well i hear is quite popular in Guantanamo.
but no i don't think it's a common practice.
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DutchSmut wrote:
Xk3zofrenik wrote:
Really? What do you do?
Do you paint the walls with your own poop? :)

doesn't everyone?

no.

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oh. of course... well i don't either... *cough*

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