Crap, my first post is a short lame rant (or "Hi everyone")

WHAT? You know Krab-uncle outside of the cult?

eh--welcome.

[QUOTE=ihavesomelegs;957925]But karbunkle said I should join, so I will.
[/QUOTE]

great!
now if you suck, it's [i]MY[/i] fault

you suck!

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;957927]WHAT? You know Krab-uncle outside of the cult?

eh--welcome.[/QUOTE]

what? is it so unbelievable that I might know someone outside from here??

Yes.

He's your responsibility, like a puppy or a drunk baby. But, with a little patience and a lot of love maybe you can get some kind of Han Solo/Chewie double act going.

Are you an XX or an XY? I'm thinking XX.

so...if you were stranded on a desert island with one celebrity, that you would days later have to kill and eat to survive, who would it be?

[QUOTE=ihavesomelegs;957925]I hope you're as cool as your posts.[/QUOTE]

I'm not.. if everyone else is I'd be damned surprised

Welcome, though. Have a nice drink

[IMG]http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pint.jpg[/IMG]

by the way, i think he means my Should I join The Cult thread told him to join
unless it [i]is[/i] someone I know in real life which would be a remarkable coincidence

what ..?

hey, welcome to the cult. we dont much talk about chuck, though that generally changes for a few months when he has a new book about to drop

this place is HUGE. look around, have fun, dont worry about what people say. if you dont like the content of a thread, you have the he-man power of greyskull to warp to another, so no worries

kabol

[QUOTE=JKabol;957963]what ..?[/QUOTE]

what's this directed towards?

Lobster?

Yes! I was waiting for you to show up. How've ya been?

this is two newbies we've scared off within a week!
i feel bad

How can someone go to the bother of joining up, making an intro thread and disappearing again?

they scared, thats all

hey, reminds me for i dont know what reason but what happened to snuffy ? still around or gone or what the fuck

miss the snuff
kabol

[QUOTE=JKabol;958054]they scared, thats all

hey, reminds me for i dont know what reason but what happened to snuffy ? still around or gone or what the fuck

miss the snuff
kabol[/QUOTE]
Look at the threads he's made; the most recent one should answer your questions.

Humm... Yeah, it was the Should I join the cult thread. I have no social skills and no friends and my mother doesn't hasn't made me dinner since the day I moved out, so that should prove she doesn't love me (only exceptions are when I visit them, I get to decide what she'll make for dinner then, but they don't count)

I'm also terribly sorry for being another XY that made it through the infantile stage. (that was the gender with the thingy that sticks out with the two hairy thingies under, right?)

You guys are insanely quick to respond. I feel so lame that I actually have to think over what I jolt down here. First thing I should learn is to stop doing that, eh? I want to match your quickness. Mad skills! I'm impressed!

Thanks for the drink, chimney, next rounds on me, though it'll be imaginary beer, cause I don't know how to put pictures in here. I'm a computer engineer and I don't know that. I feel my self respect pouring out of me with every word I type here. I need a drink!

[QUOTE=ihavesomelegs;958084]Humm... Yeah, it was the Should I join the cult thread. I have no social skills and no friends and my mother doesn't hasn't made me dinner since the day I moved out, so that should prove she doesn't love me (only exceptions are when I visit them, I get to decide what she'll make for dinner then, but they don't count)

I'm also terribly sorry for being another XY that made it through the infantile stage. (that was the gender with the thingy that sticks out with the two hairy thingies under, right?)

You guys are insanely quick to respond. I feel so lame that I actually have to think over what I jolt down here. First thing I should learn is to stop doing that, eh? I want to match your quickness. Mad skills! I'm impressed!

Thanks for the drink, chimney, next rounds on me, though it'll be imaginary beer, cause I don't know how to put pictures in here. I'm a computer engineer and I don't know that. I feel my self respect pouring out of me with every word I type here. I need a drink![/QUOTE]

so, you're a dude? that's what's expected, really. Also, don't worry about what other's say. Be You-nique!

[I][COLOR=RoyalBlue][B]I've got two legs, from my hips to the grround,
and
When I move 'em they walk around,
and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs,
and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs![/B][/COLOR][/I]

[IMG]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/02/20/montypython_cp_9513878.jpg[/IMG]

Your name has a connection with me now.

I just checked in the bathroom and what I saw was either a penis or a large fungus growing out of my crotch.

[QUOTE]
so, you're a dude? that's what's expected, really. Also, don't worry about what other's say. Be You-nique![/QUOTE]

But... but... what if someone says something mean and really mean it? Sticks and stones, eh? Nah, I have a strong soul. I was looking for pictures for my avatar and googled "suicide bunnies picture" and clicked on the first result, it seemed kinda relevant. Whoops... I would post the picture that came up, but it's against forum policies. Let me just say it displayed a woman and a man, some deepthroating, gagging and then puking.

As you can see, I did not use this picture for my avatar. (I may or may not have saved it though)

[QUOTE=ihavesomelegs;958103]I just checked in the bathroom and what I saw was either a penis or a large fungus growing out of my crotch.

But... but... what if someone says something mean and really mean it? Sticks and stones, eh? Nah, I have a strong soul. I was looking for pictures for my avatar and googled "suicide bunnies picture" and clicked on the first result, it seemed kinda relevant. Whoops... I would post the picture that came up, but it's against forum policies. Let me just say it displayed a woman and a man, some deepthroating, gagging and then puking.

As you can see, I did not use this picture for my avatar. (I may or may not have saved it though)[/QUOTE]

Grotesque.

Vulgar and unnecessary!

You do not approve of my Bunny suicide avatar? They're really funny and they're only drawn.

Ohhh, i see. a bunny in the disc drive. Didn't even notice. I was grossing out at the thought of that other photo you spoke of.

Oh, that one! Yeah, that was really gross. First time I've been framed like that on the net, I can usually spot 'em from the search results. I need to not be a computer engineer anymore.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;957986]Yes! I was waiting for you to show up. How've ya been?[/QUOTE]
I went out for a burger just now, and the black chick who made it for me is apparently the biggest dealer in town.

This is important because Rosie, the girl who works at my regular coffee hangout spot, is friends with half the people who work at that tiny burger joint. And since Rosie smokes a lot of pot, I figure that this black chick is the one who provides her with the weed.

And, having a minor crush on Rosie, I find this interesting, although I do not smoke pot.

By the way, we're all out of lobster.

Dude, you in london?

I just saw your profile picture. Do you want to get MARRIED?

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;958127]Dude, you in london?[/QUOTE]
No, I'm in Oxford. I just went to London for the weekend. I got back a couple hours ago.

You stock lobster?

[QUOTE=jane s.;958128]I just saw your profile picture. Do you want to get MARRIED?[/QUOTE]

Sure, I'm single. When?

I'm free in the afternoons.

[b]hp Rulez[/b]

Meant to be in all caps, wouldn't let me.

Aw, I work in the afternoons. how about weekends? I heard most wedding take place during weekends.

The first rule of HP is you must not talk about HEWHOMUSTNOTBENAMED

[QUOTE=xec8;958132]No, I'm in Oxford. I just went to London for the weekend. I got back a couple hours ago.[/QUOTE]
By the way, I am quite aware you weren't addressing me. But I was ignored all day today by the non-internet people.

As for the lobster, yes, I stock electronic lobster.
[I]iLobster.[/I]

[QUOTE=xec8;958153]By the way, I am quite aware you weren't addressing me. But I was ignored all day today by the non-internet people.

As for the lobster, yes, I stock electronic lobster.
[I]iLobster.[/I][/QUOTE]

no, no. I was addressing you.

[QUOTE=ihavesomelegs;958151]Aw, I work in the afternoons. how about weekends? I heard most wedding take place during weekends.[/QUOTE]

This weekend is no good for me, I'm hosting a party for some people I barely know.

Is it a swingers-party? Cause then we should definately get married before the party!

No, it's a going-away party for my brother. And then the rest of the weekend is taken up with me moving into his house while he's gone.

You could come over and help me move boxes!

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;958154]no, no. I was addressing you.[/QUOTE]
Oh, then in that case, I'm in Oxford.
You know what's funny about iPod Nanos? They fit in your wallet.
That's funny to me.

Sure thing, but you need to provide with some beer for when I'm all worn out. When should I be there?

Well, it's nighty night for me, I need to be a proper citizen and do like the masses in the morning.

I'm serious, my iPod [I]fits in my wallet![/I]

Tell me more about the ipod/wallet thing!

Yeah, I have beer. We just had a family funeral, and for some reason my cousins brought over several cases of Bud Light. What. The. Fuck. Get this out of my house.

PS: My family funerals are kind of fun.

Since I failed to detect any note of sarcasm whatsoever in your demand, I'm happy to let you know that the iPod not only fits in my old battered wallet (which I bought almost 4 years ago for under 4 $, but [I]complements [/I]it fabulously!)

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You forgot to close the parentheses, silly.

You're right. And I'm going to correct that right now.