Can I be one of the cool kids too?

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melkorsbane
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Hello all!

As you can see, I'm new to The Cult. I've been a frequent lurker, never a member, on this site for quite a while. With my renewed obsession with Chuck, minimalism and writing for NaNoWriMo, I was inspired to join here. I will join the Writer's Workshop soon.

What can I say about myself? I'm not a fan of religion or people who use it to justify hate filled actions. I admire people who are true to themselves. I am terribly competitive. I dream too big. I am not one with the earth though I do try. I have only truly hated one thing in my life, The New York Yankees.

Just wanted to say "Hi!" briefly. I look forward to seeing some of you around.

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Welcome, melkorsbane! What an odd username! Tongue
What are you holding up in your avatar? I can't tell.

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Steer clear of Tom with your anti-Yankee sentiment.

And there are no cool kids here, so yes, you can be one, and you'll be all alone.

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Imke wrote:
Welcome, melkorsbane! What an odd username! Tongue
What are you holding up in your avatar? I can't tell.

Haha, thanks, Imke. It's from Tolkien-verse.

I'm holding up a copy of "Fucking Daphne" by Daphne Gottlieb. A delicious collection of short stories revolving around, you guessed it, fucking Daphne. Smile

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melkorsbane wrote:
I have only truly hated one thing in my life, The New York Yankees.

You had me at this. Welcome!

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i mean honestly, did they really need another world series???? welcome melkor. what kind of music do you like?

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Ah, my friend. What a broad question! It's difficult for me to answer because I, quite literally, listen to every type of music there is. Though, if I had to highlight a favorite genre, I'd probably choose metal and heavy alternative. Some IDM maybe.

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melkorsbane wrote:
Haha, thanks, Imke. It's from Tolkien-verse.

I'm holding up a copy of "Fucking Daphne" by Daphne Gottlieb. A delicious collection of short stories revolving around, you guessed it, fucking Daphne. :)

Right right riiiiight. I remember "Melkor" as a username on a Lord of the Rings forum.

Hah! Is it really just stories about sex? In a porn way?

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In the forward, she talks about how she found all these stories online where people were having sex with her. They're graphic to some extent, but it's not a pornographic anthology. The sex is always a part of the story. She chose those that she liked the most and after some slight editing, had them published.

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welcome to the IN CROWD brace yourself to be eaten alive spit out and gnawed on for the remainder of your involvement with the cult.

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welcome, new person! here's a happy puppy carrying a stick to commemorate your arrival:

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melkorsbane wrote:
In the forward, she talks about how she found all these stories online where people were having sex with her. They're graphic to some extent, but it's not a pornographic anthology. The sex is always a part of the story. She chose those that she liked the most and after some slight editing, had them published.

So she didn't even write the book?
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Not that particular book, no.

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fraud.

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Tsk... Fuckin' Daphne...

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well, she does have a short in there. under a pseudonym. delphine gothleab and she did write the introduction and was the editor, so i guess she deserves the by-line.

it's an alright book. i thought i'd like it a lo more tha i did. i guess i just didn't like most of the writers. some of the stories felt like crappy essays. it was okay though. i don't want to rag to hard on it. i guess, i was expecting it to delve a bit more into the whole blurring the lines between fiction and reality. and i love that concept.

welcome. brace yourself. and never, ever, threaten rape on anything, ever.

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Coming in a bit late, but welcome to The Cult and Workshop.

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Threatening rape isn't okay? Really? I'm not sure if this is the place for me, then!

Haha, I kid. I would never threaten rape onto anyone except for my sister. I'm happy to see all the welcoming messages. Thanks a lot. And with Fucking Daphne, the stories did vary in quality. Some of them left me wanting to see more from the characters they talked about, and some others, I was glad for them to be over.

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