Boost your post count and greet me!
Greetings all, been a viewer of this website for a while (and even used it for a research project on Palahniuk) and thought I should finally sign up. Also did so for the Writers Workshop.
I'm a student, and genuinely enjoy an active community. Not really sure what to say in the awkward first post, so maybe the second one will be a bit better... 
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Welcome, Mr Valmont.
Did the second one go any better?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Welcome. 
HaHa! The joke's on you! Post counts are hidden!
SO many new people.
A lobster walks into a Bar, the bartender is a cat, what kind of sandwich does the lobster order?
And what kind of sandwich does the cat deliver?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
There really have been a lot of new people recently.
I think it's fair to say my second and third post have been somewhat a triumph.
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
A lobster walks into a Bar, the bartender is a cat, what kind of sandwich does the lobster order?
And what kind of sandwich does the cat deliver?
You forgot to add:
And what is the name of the cat bartender? And is that a suitable name for the cat bartender?
As I recall, we always get a big influx around Christmas. Most will be gone by Feb. 1.
This is why we can't have nice things.
it's when the kids go on Christmas break.
also, a lot show up right around when school lets out and when it starts back up for some strange reason.
Then, there's a boost when a new book comes out.
So there's a nice quarterly feel to all the newbies joining.
I feel like you don't credit me, and are just expecting me to leave you! Already our relationship lacks trust.
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Hello!
I trust you'll generate some content.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
you have to earn trust.
no you dont
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Noob needs to get an avatar.
true. true.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
So you automatically trust everyone you meet?
okay. yes you do.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
We have love and lost to many times. And also you didn't answer the questions we asked. You need to take these things more seriously.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I dont know is Voldemort coming back.
Also Im not sure hes worthy of the Cujo question.
I have generated a vast page already! And shall stay active.
Also I haven't read Cujo, assuming its to do with the SK book.
And if your worried about trusting someone so soon after a loss of new people. Think of me of that person at the party who after breaking up with someone, you worry if it is the acceptable time to move on, and still go for it regardless.
Regardless of the amount of beers I've had, that analogy is fucking brilliant.
You look like the type of guy / gal, who would like:
Nah... but herpes. You gotta earn herpes.
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Hey there champ.