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Hawthorne
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Hi everyone!

This is pretty much my first time ever looking around the Cult after my roommate told me about it a few days ago and it looks like a fairly interesting place, so I figured why not become a member?

A little about myself- I'm 20 and from Missoula, MT (and yes, we do claim this as Chuck's favorite place as he mentions it frequently). I'm currently a sophomore in Film school and minoring in Creative Writing, yet I'm still an awful speller.

Invisible Monsters is my favorite book, although Bret Easton Ellis would have to be my favorite writer. Amy Hempel, Sylvia Plath, and Hubert Selby Jr. aren't too bad either...

In general I'm a fairly impractical person. I have very, very high hopes that are ridiculous to even shoot for, but it keeps me feeling alive. So I consider it a fair trade-off.

Also, my roommates and I have a living room in our bar we call "The Palahniuk Bar" and we're looking for drink suggestions. You know, a bunch of cliche names like "The Brandy Alexander" or "Rant's Rum".

Anyways, Cheers!

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Oh nice, you have a living room in your bar. I have a liver in my alcohol.

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i could feasibly know you in real life. or know people you know in real life. I'm from wyoming, and your same age, and about half my friends went to Missoula.

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Levi, remember when you and Mike and I had that conversation about how being from the Midwest rocks because you know at least one person from every town and you have a 50%-50% chance of having mutual friends?

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Hawthorne wrote:
Hi everyone!

This is pretty much my first time ever looking around the Cult after my roommate told me about it a few days ago and it looks like a fairly interesting place, so I figured why not become a member?

A little about myself- I'm 20 and from Missoula, MT (and yes, we do claim this as Chuck's favorite place as he mentions it frequently). I'm currently a sophomore in Film school and minoring in Creative Writing, yet I'm still an awful speller.

Invisible Monsters is my favorite book, although Bret Easton Ellis would have to be my favorite writer. Amy Hempel, Sylvia Plath, and Hubert Selby Jr. aren't too bad either...

In general I'm a fairly impractical person. I have very, very high hopes that are ridiculous to even shoot for, but it keeps me feeling alive. So I consider it a fair trade-off.

Also, my roommates and I have a living room in our bar we call "The Palahniuk Bar" and we're looking for drink suggestions. You know, a bunch of cliche names like "The Brandy Alexander" or "Rant's Rum".

Anyways, Cheers!


WHo's your room mate? How did he find out about us? What did he say?
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jane s. wrote:
Levi, remember when you and Mike and I had that conversation about how being from the Midwest rocks because you know at least one person from every town and you have a 50%-50% chance of having mutual friends?

well it's fucking true! Although, i find in seattle that it's very similar. Even for a huge city, I know a lot of people who just happen to know other people that I know, who wouldn't seem to know each other! I even know someone from Seattle who is friends with my friends there, and went to UW in WYOMING, so they also know some of my friends in Wyoming. Too much. The world is very interconnected.

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Welcome. I have read all of Hawthorne's work, and enjoyed it. Therefore I look forward to your contributions to this internet forum.

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You and your roommates are all going to be hanging out in this forum? Discovered it around the same time did we? I'm guessing you'll all have remarkably similar posting styles? Word usage unnaturally similar?

I'm calling it right now.

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i wonder if their periods are synchronized too!

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
i wonder if their periods are synchronized too!

I get it! lol

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Btw Hawthorne, you're the Asl, not us.

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Asian as a Second Language?

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Anal Super Lover?

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No, quit being such an asl! (as pronounced Asshole)

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Autonomic Sex Lump.

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Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

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Amazing Sex Life

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Doubtful. This is the internet.

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Apocryphal Sex Life.

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Any Sanity Left?

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Abomination Stalker Lady

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Age/Sex/Locomotive!

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You guys are such ASsLs

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Assasslins!