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Lord Helmet
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From: Boulder, Colorado
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In the immortal words of a drunken Ringo Starr... "Ahm just appy t'bee ere"
It took me 5 years to know that Chuck is a genious. When I found The Cult last month, I knew that I'd been wasting time in other online 'communities'. So glad to know that so many others out there feel the same way I do... and then some!
I'm obviously a newbie here, and admittedly not as well-versed on Chuck's work as I can/should be. That said, what ONE piece of his work would you all say I absolutely need to read in order to find sanctuary here?

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Smartazboy
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Welcome.... seeing that you did read the Joining the Cult thread, I'd say you have a better idea of the place and what you need to look for.

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UbikRex
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Welcome

In a thousand posts you get your pick of a hooker or a fruit basket. But they have to be some real thought out posts. Otherwise you get a smelly tube sock worn by some fungus infested person.

JKabol
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i have loved all of his works. though i havent yet read rant--im waiting until the clevenger intensive is over and completed. chuck is a great satirist, a great writer, and he has adanced the careers of many writers, some you'll see here. welcome to the cult. this place is huge. holla if you find any questions.
-kabol

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UbikRex
M.C. Rapey
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i thought you said hola.

shouldn't it be Hallah?

nathaniel parker
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"There is no God but Hallah, and Smartazboy is His prophet."

Barca Boy
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Hello and Welcome.
Wait a sec, youre from Boulder Colorado, excellent, isnt that where a load of Stephen Kings The Stand took place.?
Enjoy your stay.

rachel withers
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i just joined aswell so its nice to know that i'm not the only chuck fan that took this long to get their shit together

xec8
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Okay, who wants lobster? Eh?

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Synnove
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[QUOTE=UbikRex;979220]i thought you said hola.

shouldn't it be Hallah?[/QUOTE]
Challah / hallah is a traditional Ashkenazi Jewish braided bread eaten on Shabbat and Jewish holidays except Passover, when leavened bread is not allowed to be eaten.

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UbikRex
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no, i'm going to have to plead ignorance on this one

HALLAH!!!

corellion
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Wrong forum....

Smartazboy
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[QUOTE=corellion;979290]Wrong forum....[/QUOTE]

I think you're seeing things. Wink

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