And change the voice mail.
So, I'm new. Big whoop.
/waves
I write. I read. I work. I play. My boyfriend sometimes tells me I'm the most negative person he's ever met, yet I find myself to be one of the most positive and generally happy. This confuses me some days.
None what so ever. Rather than my saying "hey i'm new" in my topic title, I decided to write whatever was in front of me. Which is a note saying "Heather! Open up the job board (file number). Right now! And change the voice mail."
Well......did you??
Wow. I actually forgot to change the voice mail. /changes the voice mail
FML.
Welcome!
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
You're gonna do great here, kid!
Have a welcoming comic strip.
O thx everyone!
haha. I love that cartoon, Nate.
Welcome, infokilt. 
Man. infokilt is way better than my username now. Look at you all clever like. 
don't feel bad. littlemissmcrapey is a joke I had with someone I don't even talk to anymore.... and I also don't remember the joke, so I regret my username every time I sign in. :]
Rape is not a joke, although sometimes it is funny.
It's not rape if you want it...
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
I think you mean "You can't rape the willing."
Same thing...
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
I'm all into 80's/early 90's movies lately.
/waves
I write. I read. I work. I play. My boyfriend sometimes tells me I'm the most negative person he's ever met, yet I find myself to be one of the most positive and generally happy. This confuses me some days.
you know what? my boyfriend says the same thing about me! and I too find that I am happy and positive! go fig...
I don't get it. It's confusing.
/waves
I write. I read. I work. I play. My boyfriend sometimes tells me I'm the most negative person he's ever met, yet I find myself to be one of the most positive and generally happy. This confuses me some days.
you know what? my boyfriend says the same thing about me! and I too find that I am happy and positive! go fig...
i have a very easy answer.
BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS.
they're obviously missing something big.
or you could tell them really funny jokes or tickle them and see if they laugh, to test if they're robots or zombies. if they DO NOT laugh, skip the break-up and kill them. it will save others future trouble.
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
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I like the fans' sound at night. Do you? It's like somebody big far away goes like: it'sOKit'sOKit'sOKit'sOK, over and over. From very far away.
-Mario Incandenza
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This makes no sense. I'm trying to experience this, but.. fans sound nothing like this. This is going to bother me all day now.
Also, there's no reason for me to break up with my boyfriend. He's probably right.
i, um, didn't write that. david foster wallace did. but i like the possibility that white(ish) noise can be saying comforting things.
and hey, it's your boyfriend/robot/zombie. whatever makes you happy!!!
Every time I see this thread title, I think "...and boom goes the dynamite."
GAY DATE RAPE FOREVER a story of justice on the dance floor.
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i have a very easy answer.
BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS.
they're obviously missing something big.
or you could tell them really funny jokes or tickle them and see if they laugh, to test if they're robots or zombies. if they DO NOT laugh, skip the break-up and kill them. it will save others future trouble.[/quote]
Tickled tested, it laughed. Guess he's here to stay. 
Is "change the voice mail" some kind of Family guy reference or something? I don't get it.