Ahoy!
one day i woke up in a tent. with a copy of Choke next to me. fast forward a few months and here i am, joining the cult.
ahoy one and all!
Welcome.
Enjoy your stay.
So, I guess you vote 'pirate' in the great 'pirate vs. ninja' debate?
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
[QUOTE=Vendetta;932080]Hey...doesn't Nique mean fuck?[/QUOTE]
yeah, i've always had a little self-dislike issue, so it works out alright.
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So, I guess you vote 'pirate' in the great 'pirate vs. ninja' debate?[/QUOTE]
i thought long and hard about it, for sure, but pirate offers more scope for disappointing puns that lead to people telling me to nique off
Hi! Give us some more details, like what's your favourite food?
Also, what does wife hunting entail?
Hi and Welcome,
More details please and where in Europe are you from?
[QUOTE=Clem;932604]Hi! Give us some more details, like what's your favourite food?
Also, what does wife hunting entail?[/QUOTE]
my favourite food is fish. its easy to catch on the seas. i was however once tempted by a tremendous sandwich, and alcolollipops will always have a place in my heart and stomach.
wife hunting entails me making an idiot of myself and failing to find my true love.
disclaimer -
i do not support the barbaric past time of releasing wives free in the countryside and hunting them on horses.
any favorite books? do u have written any script or stories?
[QUOTE=Barca Boy;932606]Hi and Welcome,
More details please and where in Europe are you from?[/QUOTE]
hi, i'm from england. which, by coincidence is where the spermatozoa that made me is from. the egg is of French/Spanish/Tunisian lineage.
[QUOTE=evilsteven2000;932612]any favorite books? do u have written any script or stories?[/QUOTE]
hi steven,
books: Notes From The Underground, White Noise, Love and Death on Long Island, Pourtnoy's Complaint, Ulysees, Last Exit to Brooklyn etc.
yeah, i'm the co-writer of French Onion, an undeserved award winning comedy short script.
i've got one feature script being read by an agent at the moment, but i don't have much hope because its shite frankly.
i used to do some stand up in comedy clubs and festivals as part of The Three Reichs, few years back now.
but all my writing thats available to people at the moment is on [url]www.dearfuturewife.com[/url], the story of my quest. and thats also shyte.
cool, u had won award. that's amazing.
Everything is not shitty, because u create from ur creativity. thats show. u are amazing person with some ideas.
Wow... u used to do some comedy. I dont have any humour stories. Most my humour is about sex which i got from someone. LOL ... seriously, my humour is totally sucks.
You have an agent for publishing ur stories. thats cool.
i wish i have an agent. seriously, i dont know any agents for publish a book.
Hey...doesn't Nique mean fuck?