Afraid you have cancer now.
Your forum's body created a bunch of abnormal cells and they just kept dividing and reproducing until there was a pretty big lump of them just sitting there, taking resources away from the normal cells that actaully do something. Its not too big buts its tangiable, its weird, and its definitely there. You can't tell if its growing or not. It feels numb when you squeeze it and its got a sort of purplish tint to it. Unnatural looking.
Its me. You should get it checked out.