A view of the arts through the bottom of a glass...
Hallo,
I'm new here, be gentle! Whilst cruising around the internet I stumbled in here. I like it here, you're all funny. Kind of. And I Lurves Chuck.
So feel free to ask me anything. But remember - "Whom the Gods wish to destroy... they first call promising."
That is all.
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
Lo there Skeletorfonze. Like the name and the bits what you wroted.
Where in Londinium are you?
I is in the North West of Londinium, innit. Are you a fellow Capitoler? I notice there seems to be an abundance of UKers here. Which is nice.
188416 - welcome to mein avatar. I will change it frequently so watch this space --> [ ] for updates. What does your digital name mean, pray tell?
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
let me be the first ...
[IMG]http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_david2/fonz.JPG[/IMG]
Heeeeeeey !
Ah yes, it never gets old...
So tell me - who here likes cheese? I love cheese. A good Applewood mature cheddar makes me moist in all the right places. How odd, cheddar just doesn't look right when wirtten down. It just seems... wrong?
But anyway, it doesn't beat a nice cured meat. I am hungry. Toodle pip!
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
whereabouts? I am at Northwick Park (Wembley/Harrow area)
Ooooh golly gosh, wiffleball and all that. Pip pip.
[QUOTE=SnowWhite]whereabouts? I am at Northwick Park (Wembley/Harrow area)[/QUOTE]
Groovy, I'm in Suxbridge right next to Hellingdon. End of the Metro line... we are practically neighbours!
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
how jolly! I've never been to the end of the line.
Suxbridge - fucking hell. I had to fundraise there once upon a time. Some chump selling insurance threatened to "kick my smug arse".
I smugged him good though.
Yup, that sounds about right... I fucking hat this town and if it weren't for my uni being located in this dump I would certainly be somewhere else.
Vendetta you little bundle of love - what exactly IS a wiffleball?
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
Those balls with holes in them. My grandad used to buy them for his dogs.
[IMG]http://www.resports.net/images/wiffleball.jpg[/IMG]
:umbrella:
[QUOTE=skeletorfonze]
188416 - welcome to mein avatar. I will change it frequently so watch this space --> [ ] for updates. What does your digital name mean, pray tell?[/QUOTE]
I was too lazy to think of a real screen name and I was working at Starbucks at the time and it was my employee ID number. It was written on every piece of paper they gave me so when I signed up here I just used it because it was the first thing that came to mind.
[QUOTE=skeletorfonze]Yup, that sounds about right... I fucking hat this town and if it weren't for my uni being located in this dump I would certainly be somewhere else.
Vendetta you little bundle of love - what exactly IS a wiffleball?[/QUOTE]
Are you at Brunel?
Ok, well now I know what a wiffle ball is... what the fuck is it for?! It's the most pointless sort of ball I have ever seen.
Riddlegimp - yes, indeed I am sadly at Brunel. But at least it affords me the ability to do as little as possible every day. What do you do then? College student? Uni student? Working layman? Mad arch villain? Supernatural phenomenon? Shoe horn?
188416 - well that is fair enough I spose. It's very rare to find somone with a numerical nickname online. Except my cousin... he makes up nicks then changes them to binary. He is teh Uber Cool. ahem.
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
[QUOTE=skeletorfonze]
Riddlegimp - yes, indeed I am sadly at Brunel. But at least it affords me the ability to do as little as possible every day. What do you do then? College student? Uni student? Working layman? Mad arch villain? Supernatural phenomenon? Shoe horn?
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A mixture of all the above, except the last six.
I've got a couple of mates who went to Brunel and faffed around for a few years. In fact my girlfriend went there too, so in a roundabout way I guess I can only have fondness for that glorious institution.
It's no more pointless than any other ball.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]It's no more pointless than any other ball.[/QUOTE]
But, but, but, but... why must we fight over such trivial things? Come take a midnight gondola ride with me... :05:
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
My mother told me not to accept gondola rides from strangers!
Well my name's Forest Gump, people call me Forest Gump. Now we ain't no strangers no more. There is a bag of Jelly Beans in the gondola with your name all over them. Who the hell would name them 'Vendetta Beans' I do not know... bad marketing ploy me thinks.
You should sue them. Uh huh, thats what you should do.
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
well im not a europer and i say welcome
and you play wiffleball with a wiffle ball
cheap plastic bats and balls for the kiddies
Hello JudasCow! Hmmm what eez thees whiffyl bol zat yu speek ov?
Where in the world are you from if you are not a dirty Europer?
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
someplace better
a place where the sun shines through the smog and leafless trees
New Jersey, of course!
Hi, I'm Nightrious. I have no job and half of me wants to kill myself. The other half wants to live, so in the spirit of compromise I look one way before crossing the street.
wiffleball is baseball with plastic. good indoors cause you wont break stuff.
anyway, nice to meet you
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Hi, I'm Nightrious. I have no job and half of me wants to kill myself. The other half wants to live, so in the spirit of compromise I look one way before crossing the street.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :You_Rock_ :biggthump
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
[QUOTE=skeletorfonze]But, but, but, but... why must we fight over such trivial things? Come take a midnight gondola ride with me... :05:[/QUOTE]
I would take a gondola ride with you, if I got to paddle. I like paddling gondolas. I've never done it before, but I did stand on a windsurfing board and paddle that around and call it a gondola. Of course, then I fell into the lake - fully clothed - and now I'm stuck pretending to like someone I hate because she thinks she saved my life when I was about to drown.
I can't believe I just told such a boring story.
Anyway, hi. You seem nice. But I was just kidding when I said I wanted to take a gondola ride with you.
[QUOTE=Adelheid]I can't believe I just told such a boring story.
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I can't believe I read it all the way thorugh.
Hey Fonze.
Welcome mate, I'm not one for welcoming you bastards everyday, because I always see another one of you badgers pecking your way into yet another long list of other baboons that joined before you. Oh and fuck you for making me think this was some what related to Hemingway or writing under the influence. Cheers.
have we reached our quota for british cultists now ?
i hope so
He/She is a bit queer in there wording.
Fingers crossed we can find another member with a fresh perspective on Ohio. I can't get enough of that place!
[QUOTE=Riddlegimp]Fingers crossed we can find another member with a fresh perspective on Ohio. I can't get enough of that place![/QUOTE]
ohio is getting a fuckin bad rap with me
we need at least 2 other almost sane and cool people to even it out
britain on the other hand is out of control !!!
yeah I don't think Drew Carey did much for it either.
it was those faggy coke bottle glasses
Don't forget that episode of his rock star dreams of fandom with blonde dyed hair, no glasses and a accordion. That wasn't enlightening either.
it all boils down to being from Cleveland
Eck
that place has got to be worse then even britain !
We should start the Ohio Club. Where we talk about....the cavs....and the browns....beer....getting laid, the new JC PENNYS that opened around the corner.
the only thing i'd talk about is the damn road construction thats going on in front of my bar thats killing business!
thats shit is messed up !!!!
Cause of the new JCPennys! I know, fucking blows.
[QUOTE=Adelheid]Anyway, hi. You seem nice. But I was just kidding when I said I wanted to take a gondola ride with you.[/QUOTE]
I shall cry forever. And ever. But not a river... that's just silly.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]Welcome mate, I'm not one for welcoming you bastards everyday, because I always see another one of you badgers pecking your way into yet another long list of other baboons that joined before you. Oh and fuck you for making me think this was some what related to Hemingway or writing under the influence. Cheers.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, we are amassing an army, a veritable horde of snaggle toothed, dodgy accented little Britainers. We are coming for you Ubiks... can you hear the drums? No? Oh... right then. Hemingway rocks btw, and have no fear - I shall certainly be posting under the influence at some stage. Prolly more often than not. Oh, and Fuck You too! 
[QUOTE=UbikRex]He/She is a bit queer in there wording.[/QUOTE]
How so? Do i write in pink lettering?
[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]the only thing i'd talk about is the damn road construction thats going on in front of my bar thats killing business!
thats shit is messed up !!!![/QUOTE]
Ok... so you own a bar - +10 points! But you don't seem to like Brits... +10 points!
I am British by passport but my heart belongs to Asia... where I was brought up. I'm a total egg - white outside and yellow inside. AZN Pryde and all that!
...and as they both drowned the scorpion said to the frog "because it's in my nature."
Hey. I'm pretty sure your avatar is going to haunt my dreams, have a good one.
amy x.
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