a paranoid person

welcome, I'm new too so I know how you feel but don't worry about it. Just jump in on the discussions.

Welcome.
Instead of there being a trail of breadcrumbs... there's just a trail of crack rocks.
Stick to the trail and you'll be fine.

yeah, and don't freak out if some older member goes postal on you and calls you an arrogant bastard or somehting just for stating an opinion that he/she doesn't agree with. some people take these forums way to seriously.

so welcome, and enjoy your stay. and don't forget your shots, never know what you might pick up 'round here.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]so welcome, and enjoy your stay. and don't forget your shots, never know what you might pick up 'round here.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the welcome, but I don't have insurance, so shots are out the question. Of course I can always make my own inoculations.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]yeah, and don't freak out if some older member goes postal on you and calls you an arrogant bastard or somehting just for stating an opinion that he/she doesn't agree with. some people take these forums way to seriously.

so welcome, and enjoy your stay. and don't forget your shots, never know what you might pick up 'round here.[/QUOTE]
JESUS HAMILTON CHRIST you dont know what your fucking talking about !!!

[QUOTE=karbunkle]JESUS HAMILTON CHRIST you dont know what your fucking talking about !!![/QUOTE]
It's just because ireLocus' butthole is still sore from the reaming that I gave him earlier Now it's your turn if you want a ride, 'bunkie! GO to TOWN mang!

See, it's all about find out what kind of 'tude teh newbie has and if they're going to make it or be aborted fetuses. Everybody has some kind of thing, being clever, being smart, being mean, being funny. I'm just like looking at te heap of roadkill and poke it with a stick to see what happens

meh i dunno about any beef going on between anybody right now
just after reading that i felt compelled to immediately disagree with whatever he said in the spirit of sarcasm

[QUOTE=meatthinker]It's just because ireLocus' butthole is still sore from the reaming that I gave him earlier Now it's your turn if you want a ride, 'bunkie! GO to TOWN mang!

See, it's all about find out what kind of 'tude teh newbie has and if they're going to make it or be aborted fetuses. Everybody has some kind of thing, being clever, being smart, being mean, being funny. I'm just like looking at te heap of roadkill and poke it with a stick to see what happens :D[/QUOTE]
JESUS HERSCHEL CHRIST you dont know what your fucking talking about !!!

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde][B]I'm completely new to this joining a forum experience, so I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm a paranoid person so those that know me would be shocked that I did join. In truth, I'm slightly lost by the magnanimity of it. Nevertheless, I recently finished Chuck's DIARY, and I must admit, it's a breath of fresh air. I was pissed to discover that I missed Chuck in New York by one day. Hopefully he'll come around again, since I'm a new addict. [/B][/QUOTE]

New paranoid member here too. One of my favorite songs is by Black Sabbath. Also The Kinks. Paranoia Selfdestroya. Ever heard it?
Welcome btw.

Yes, I heard it a long time ago. I'll have to give it another go. In the mean time, I have to rip up all the drafts I was working on last night during my insomniac hours.

Anyhow, welcome DETACHED, since you’re newer than me. Remember to stay disorientated; it's the only way to travel..

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Yes, I heard it a long time ago. I'll have to give it another go. In the mean time, I have to rip up all the drafts I was working on last night during my insomniac hours.

Anyhow, welcome DETACHED, since you’re newer than me. Remember to stay disorientated; it's the only way to travel..[/QUOTE]

Good advice. I'll try to remember that one.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]JESUS HERSCHEL CHRIST you dont know what your fucking talking about !!![/QUOTE]
hmm... I'm pretty new too and you all go tme scared. I don't want to get on anyone's bad side. Are you joking or serious? hard to tell sometimes. I read where it starte from and still don't know :confused:

[QUOTE=dzudzu]hmm... I'm pretty new too and you all go tme scared. I don't want to get on anyone's bad side. Are you joking or serious? hard to tell sometimes. I read where it starte from and still don't know :confused:[/QUOTE]
Take comfort in not knowing, it's warm blanket of milk. You'll have to take the bad with the good. I've only been on the forum for a couple of days and I've met an assortment of interesting eccentrics, whom incidentally have good advice. Keep your eyes open and you'll be well...

Good Dr & Sir,

I was looking for my newbie thread, just browsing around and looky what I found. Your newbie thread. Well, let me say welcome to the Cult even though you may have joined before me, not sure till after I post this. An yway, You have grown considerabliy and have the hang of the forums. Your a great help to me. Thank you

Robert K. Daley

EDIT: Got ya by two days. Newbie thread dated sept. 27 [I]Found in Local Library[/I]

Hey, DrJ&MrHyde. Welcome to the Cult. Make yourself at home. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay. You mentioned "drafts" in an earlier post. Does this mean you write ?

Consider looking into the workshops. You seem like a very sharp person, judging by your posts, and I'm sure people can use your advice, and maybe you could use some of the advice others offer.

In any case, glad your here and all of the wonderful stuffs

kabol

Son of a bitch! Weird, I mean weird. Daley and K you dragged this up from the underworld. Don't know what to say, thank you, I think. Well, thank you for the comments. This place is a literal time capsule, you can warp from past to present in a flick of an eye.
Shit, I have to go and see Daley's and K's newbie stuff. I'm sure to get a laugh.
lots of love
dr.j :confused:
(Hey,Sara was one of the originals that welcomed me. What do you know, she was right.)

Ha ha ! Post reviews only go back 500. No one will ever see my screw ups ! Ever !

Imagine Kabol walking in saying "What up, Tuff?"

Nope, gone forever they are

Shit!

[center]a [url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=171076&postcount=23]gift[/url] my friend[/center]

[right]apparently it was late Dec. when I'd decided to begin learning to write
kabol[/right]

[QUOTE=JKabol][center]a [url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=171076&postcount=23]gift[/url] my friend[/center]

[right]apparently it was late Dec. when I'd decided to begin learning to write
kabol[/right][/QUOTE]
Ahh man! you know you give life to this place. Ha Ha! Not a writer. What were you on?

Cheers compadrea, that's a great gift, think how far you've come from your humble begingings.

great things will come, just keep trukin..............

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde] Ha Ha! Not a writer. What were you on?[/QUOTE]

what can I say ? Chuck's essays coupled with the workshoppers here motivated me to try something completely out of my wildest dreams :eek:

It's been a fun ride. And in this next year, I'm sitting on a better understanding of how a workshop works, and will be a better overall help. And a more absorbent sponge for myself.

This next year's gonna rock, yaw !
kabol

[QUOTE=JKabol]what can I say ? Chuck's essays coupled with the workshoppers here motivated me to try something completely out of my wildest dreams :eek:

It's been a fun ride. And in this next year, I'm sitting on a better understanding of how a workshop works, and will be a better overall help. And a more absorbent sponge for myself.

This next year's gonna rock, yaw !
kabol[/QUOTE]
As you would put it,
"Word!"

Hello. I hope you'll be a contributing member to these forums.

What a morph fuck. Past tones give me jaundice.