a new turd to pick the corn out of
um hi yeah im tony, new here, uhh i dont know what im supposed to write in here but since its a author web site i guess i should rant out the past couple books i read or something of equal lameness...indeed
permanent midnight
geek love
the contortionist handbook
diary
american psycho
party monster
and so on and so forth..oh yeah, and the only palahniuk book i havent read is fight club oddly enough, im kinda weird about reading a book after i seen the movie, i dont want to imagine brad pitt edward norton and meatloaf for some reason
im ranting im gonna stop here...hizzah
Welcome to the uhh...the, um... [B]Cult[/B]!
and don't ever say 'hizzah' again.
You call [b]that[/b] a rant? Bah! And yes, welcome to the Cult, the only place where you won't get laid, but drugs are aplenty.
[QUOTE=big S]and don't ever say 'hizzah' again.[/QUOTE]
But "huzzah" is OK...right?
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[QUOTE=Jeebus]You call [b]that[/b] a rant?[/QUOTE]
Oh, if he spends any time at all at the Cult, he'll come to know what ranting is all about. 
[QUOTE=For Serious]Oh, if he spends any time at all at the Cult, he'll come to know what ranting is all about. :)[/QUOTE]
He sure will, he sure will. However, something tells me he won't be around that much. That's just a hunch.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]However, something tells me he won't be around that much. That's just a hunch.[/QUOTE]
Yes, he won't be around much. Muwahahaha!
Actually, you can tell the ones who won't stay long. If they come without a sig or av, and still don't have either after a week, then the commitment just ain't there. Wastes of space, all these newbs!
Now now...let's not be so cynical. But if we're going to place bets, I'll get in on that action.
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[QUOTE=phlegmatics]Interests:
reading, web design, painting,sculpting,drawing,animating ect[/QUOTE]
He has way too many interests. He'll be too busy to be a regular here.
The bet's at 36:1 that he stays.
If he get's an avatar soon, he stays.
Meanwhile, the verdict is still kind of out on you two fellas, but I think there may be some hope.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Meanwhile, the verdict is still kind of out on you two fellas, but I think there may be some hope.[/QUOTE]
We can't all have 7,684 posts. 
[QUOTE=Jeebus]If he get's an avatar soon, he stays.[/QUOTE]
I don't have an avatar, I don't understand how to get them and everything..oh well....Is the contortionists handbook good? Is it good enough to pick up? What's it about, hence the title right?
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]But "huzzah" is OK...right?[/QUOTE]
NO
nah ill definitly be around,
as many hobbies as i have, im still stuck in front of my puter atleast 5 hours day, either here or on campus. gotta fuckin have somethin tah do
dude man I've gotta' know what the rest of that man's face looks like.....
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"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"
[RIGHT]-Frank Booth[/RIGHT]
That's a fucked up av. Now I'm wishing you didn't get one. The sig is cool.
Just don't mention felching around FS.
OOPS!
the title of this thread.
disgusting.
both pictures are of me
the sig is from halloween after i sweated off most of my make up
and the avatar is a drunken battle cry pic
heres a sideways view of the real picture the banner was made from
[img]http://www.threesixtythree.net/@/photogallerys/001/image002.jpg[/img]
you sure got a purdy mouth
Bitchin'. You kind of look like a cross between Gacy and Klaus Kinski. Of course, the settings on my computer are severely screwed up, so maybe I'm just seeing things.
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haha the costume was supposed to be a dead transexual grandma but i got too drunk and the apartment was so insanely stuffy and hot that the different colored makeup just mushed together and smeared and did all sorts of crazy things
and just to prove that im somewhat normal looking (other than the twin leachers that seemed to have burrowed into my face and died right above my eye sockets)
and that i dont walk around everywere dressed as a dead transexual grandma
[img]http://www.threesixtythree.net/@/photogallerys/004/fb80babc.jpg[/img]
A dead transsexual gramma! Haha. That's super, man! It's too bad your makeup melted off. I would have liked to see you in your full glory.
And yes, you do look quite normal in that other photo...aside from the hairy leeches.
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full glory all the way
[img]http://www.threesixtythree.net/@/photogallerys/001/image010.jpg[/img]
yeah drunks creating costumes for drunks, works all the time
gah i gotta quit flaunting my ego
[QUOTE=phlegmatics]full glory all the way
[img]http://www.threesixtythree.net/@/photogallerys/001/image010.jpg[/img]
yeah drunks creating costumes for drunks, works all the time
gah i gotta quit flaunting my ego[/QUOTE]
and your alcoholism...
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
Oh my gawd. That photo is flippin' hilarious! Granny looks really off her rocker. Thank you for that.
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[QUOTE=Parkaboy]and your alcoholism...[/QUOTE]
yeah that too.
actually since i turned 21 ive drank once
I will pass on your title invite, but huzzah good fella and welcome to the jungle.
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