A collection of dead kittens
I don't appreciate that thread title.
Hello, you.
I only came in here cause of the thread title!
THREAD TITLE: A Collection of Dead Kittens
BY: Paranormal Kitty
A hive mind collective of feline spirits has infiltrated the cult.
THIS WEBSITE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
i knew it. this calls for sacrificing chickens.
i'm just scared that they'll team up with the cats to kill us all.
whattodo whattodo
THIS WEBSITE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!
I take offense in this.
I'm sorry. I know how sensitive you get about the use of the word "website" in the God Font. It won't happen again.
what the fuck is this? where's my picture of the dead kittens?
That's why I clicked. Where are the dead kittehs?
Bring them back at once so we can play with them and wear their skins in the pale moon light.
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Yeah, where the deadies?
‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’
And when they wake up in the summer, Kitty, they dress themselves all in green, and dance about—whenever the wind blows—oh, that’s very pretty!"
-Alice?
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
Okay, that last one isn't dead, but I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. For some reason it came up under the same google search.
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That's the one I originally had but stupid tinypic or whatever changed my picture? Funk them!
I love cats. I feel really bad that the picture of a tub of dead kittens makes me laugh. I'm a BITCH!
I don't know why, but instantly after seeing that picture my face wrinkled up into the "Oh my god, what is that smell" face. Ugh, have you ever smelled a dead cat? It's worse than a dead person!
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
You've smelled a dead person?
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“Do you hear the snow against the window-panes, Kitty? How nice and soft it sounds! Just as if some one was kissing the window all over outside. I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says
‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’
And when they wake up in the summer, Kitty, they dress themselves all in green, and dance about—whenever the wind blows—oh, that’s very pretty!"