A chocolate covered vagina.
I figured that was a suitably interesting title.
Anyway, I'm new here, obviously. I've decided to stop by since now seems like a good time to post on a message board. That's not arbitrary at all, by the way. Check your calendars.
I'm 20, I ocassionally attend community college and significantly less ocassionally have a job. I love movies, which is great since I live in Los Angeles, California, more specifically Westwood Village, so I can spend all my money seeing movies. Really like the old spaghetti westerns such as The Dollars Trilogy. Favorite movie is probably Fight Club, with about a million others coming in a close second, such as Sunset Blvd, Donnie Darko, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, A Clockwork Orange, Lost In Translation, Ghost World, Se7en, Pulp Fiction, Requiem For A Dream to name a few.
In terms of books, I've mainly enjoyed sci fi/fantasy, such as The Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny and the Foundation series and its prequels by Isaac Asimov, however I recently got into Chuck and love all his stuff, hence me coming here.
And finally, for any aspiring Jeopardy contestants, the answer to the thread title is 'What is fucking sweet?'
Bonjour!
Your taste in films is awesome.
But why is your name spelt with two S'?
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Outstanding.
i don't think they have vaginas yet. Maybe next year, in time for Valentine's?
i've never had a chocolate with vagina before. interesting.
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Welcome!
How many chocolate covered vaginas have you eaten?
I hope to be a Jeopardy contestant some day. I'm practicing how to write my name so it looks like penis just in case I ever make it.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Okay i got tired of asking it. Nevermind.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Thanks for the welcome.
The reason for the double S in my name is; a long time ago I signed up for a message board and randomly decided I wanted the name Distance. Distance was taken, however the resolve I gained all of 30 seconds ago was strong, so I added a second s and called it a day, and the name has stuck with me ever since in my internet travels.
As for the amount of chocolate covered vaginas I have eaten, uhm, that's a pleasure I've not yet experienced but as soon as I get the money to afford one of those rubber pocket pussys and can make a trip to the market, who knows?
As for the amount of chocalate covered vaginas I have eaten, uhm, that's a pleasure I've not yet experienced but as soon as I get the money to afford one of those rubber pocket pussys and can make a trip to the market, who knows?
You can always just put chocolate sauce on your girlfriends vag... that's what I thought you were talking about anyway.
that's something that when youre twenty is fun. at thirty, it is unsanitary. ** in the voice of adam sandler ** and at forty, you just wanna know what's in the fridge.
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I'd think it was more about whether you like chocolate. Vanilla covered vagina just doesn't have the same ring to it, nor is it half as tempting.
mmmmmm caramel.
vanilla vagina
vanilla vagina
vanilla vagina
boy, that was tough.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
As for the amount of chocalate covered vaginas I have eaten, uhm, that's a pleasure I've not yet experienced but as soon as I get the money to afford one of those rubber pocket pussys and can make a trip to the market, who knows?
You can always just put chocolate sauce on your girlfriends vag... that's what I thought you were talking about anyway.
For the sake of my ego I feel the need to clarify that I was kidding around about the pocket pussy.
As for the amount of chocalate covered vaginas I have eaten, uhm, that's a pleasure I've not yet experienced but as soon as I get the money to afford one of those rubber pocket pussys and can make a trip to the market, who knows?
You can always just put chocolate sauce on your girlfriends vag... that's what I thought you were talking about anyway.
For the sake of my ego I feel the need to clarify that I was kidding around about the pocket pussy.
Why does your ego have to get involved in this? Does he not like pocket pussies?
(For the record a bug did fly into my neck as I wrote this.)
stop spelling chocolate wrong!
I didn't even notice that, 'til you just pointed it out. Hot damn, I've lost the will to correct ;(
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
I didn't notice it either. Wow.
And Z, I don't think anyone's ego likes rubber vaginas.
Well, you got me there.
this thread belongs in my candy thread oh and welcome
Thank you, fellow Los Angelesian, or LAian for short.
your welcome ....again...haha i feel like austin powers.
I can already tell this is my kind of place.
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hey, christi p,
welcome to the cult !
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i was really hoping for a chocolate pussy. damn you anyway!
..... but seriously, welcome
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excellent taste in movies, and i hear they are all about chocolate vag. in poland
when you say chocolate vag all I can think of is a scalding, hot black Goddess. haha, welcome 
you are aware of the fact that you´re welcoming a guy who arrived here before you, right?
ZING!
damn, barb.. i'm slow. just now finally caught the "missus" part, haha
bet it's been like that for close to half a year.. sorry, it tickles me like elmo 
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he arrived and left already!
am new as well...welcome
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Welcome!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sergio Leone, Zelazny. That's a good start. Welcome.