A Brief Introduction
Hello friends 
My name is Champagne. It's not assumed, my parents were alcoholics. It could have been worse, imagine being called cocaine.
Well, I've recently finished school and am in the middle of doing my gcses. I did go to an all girls boarding school. You don't have to be a lesbian to go there but it helps.
Invisible Monsters is my favourite book. I enjoy reading, writing and painting, but I find it hard to write anything that isn't pretentious rubbish or a rant with no plot.
Looking forward to everything The Cult has to offer
thin does not equal beauty does not equal happiness
You're Jack the Ripper in tights?
Step back. Evaluate. Recognize.
Daughter of Robin Hood, Men In Tights?
douche
Not until I have to pay for university fees
thin does not equal beauty does not equal happiness
¿So are you European or Canadian?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Both? Euradian?
douche
english thank you
tea anyone?
thin does not equal beauty does not equal happiness
Wow boarding school! When I was little boarding school was a threat, "If you don't start behaving we'll send you to boarding school!"
So what'd you do to get sent there? You must have been PRETTY naughty, cuz I got away with it all in the end.
Yay! My entire life is a rant with no plot!
Love,
Joe Tonigh
you're not a stripper though, right?