3:10 to The Cult
I guess I owe this to Kirk. You see. I mistook my commenting on another's Introduction thread as starting my own. Oops.
You're right. I should get involved in those things... and maybe a little down the line I actually will. But that is not the definition of my character. I'm not one to sit back and idly wait. Today... I just want to fuck... so screw all the foreplay involved in welcome centers and getting involved. I'm a new member, and I have already made a few quick stabs at them, but I'm just exploiting my current emotions here... I don't want to be a line in the bottom of a group meeting pamphlet. I want to be the neon billboard screaming at you from Times Square.
So parts of the quoted text is false, and since it seems things around this site are punishable by death I better right my wrongs before I am black bagged by Creedy's men.
I'm Johnny ______. If I told you my last name you'd A) laugh, swear I was lying, C) call my mother and ask her why, D) all of the above. I'm an older than average student, at 28, who's still trying to hunt down a degree. I have one certificate from the U.S. Air Force that says I'm could at reading manuals and connecting wires. I live in a nice area outside of Philadelphia, but am quickly moving into the ghetto so I can make things interesting. My friends, family, and peers throughout work and school exhibit a flippant love/hate relationship with me because I can be one of the funniest and yet most intolerable people you have ever met. My girlfriend loves my jokes and my cooking, and I love crazy redheads.. so it all works out.
I will probably be a great go to person if you want something read with honest critique, but you have to realize I am not the person to hold back my opinions. I'm looking to validate some of my past work and gain insight for the direction of my current projects. So if you want some kind of healthy interchange about ideas and Palahniuk still isn't returning your calls... I could be a good interim counselor.
I'm not sure what else to say to you. Right now researching Suit-Up Scene while listening to Circa Survive. Later I have to write a research paper about the failings of higher education and try to catch up in a college math course. My stomach is grumbling so maybe I should eat. Maybe I need to take a shit.
So grab a roll of TP and lets exchange some playful banter. Maybe we can even play a game of BattleShits. Time to play spacedock with the porcelain goddess.