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disconnectsimian
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This is me, I am George. I've been on this rock almost 23 years and still thinking in childish terms. I am a terrible poet, and a lazy writer. I plan on going back to college to try and salvage my pitiful existence; although this is not the only thing one could do to get where one wishes in life, I believe it is the only thing that will get me excited enough to get my mind working again. I rarely get excited, and when I do they are fleeting moments gone all too soon.

So I guess what I mean to say is I am an aspiring writer, albeit a lazy talentless one. I am constantly reading, and I must confess, I have read only two of Palahniuk's books. [I][U]Choke[/U][/I] was passed along to me from a friend and I enjoyed it immensely; three weeks or so gone by I saw [I][U]Rant[/U][/I] in the new fiction and picked up a copy which I finished within 2 weeks - quite pleasurable, especially on the second read; unfortunately it is amidst the rest of the forgotten luggage in some Greyhound terminal in some state somewhere. It is certainly not in New York where it should be. I plan on exploring the rest of Palahniuk's work. If you would like to lend a suggestion I would be appreciative; I spend most of my time reading [I]the classics[/I], which is to say [I]old[/I] books. Cherished authors would include Hermann Hesse, Friedrich Nietzsche, George Orwell, Alexandre Dumas, James Clavell, Stephen King, etc..

Now, I was promised kisses.

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LOBSTER. Want?

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:kiss:

DENY THE LOBSTER. Welcome to the Cult.

bskyb
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welcome george. try survivor, that was the first chuck book i read and still my favourite i think because of that reason.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1053675]LOBSTER. Want?[/QUOTE]

SUSHI. Here.

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Good answer...

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Hello and Welcome!

As a Stephen King fan you will be glad to know I have a cat called Cujo.

Enjoy yourself there is lots to see and do.

LeHaHi
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Hey dude.

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[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1053696]As a Stephen King fan you will be glad to know I have a cat called Cujo.[/QUOTE]

[I]Glad?[/I]
I pray for your safety.

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hey dude. cult. hae a seat. no lobster. watch out for jills tit, he an get frisky. no drinking before noon. ha! thats a joke.

i like that you describe yourself as lazy and talentless. have you been to the house yet? i imagine you'd do well in there....just look ouot for dead hookers. er, um, not me though. i am alive.

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Nobody promised ME kisses when I joined. So unfair.

Welcome!

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[QUOTE]i like that you describe yourself as lazy and talentless. have you been to the house yet? i imagine you'd do well in there....just look ouot for dead hookers. er, um, not me though. i am alive.[/QUOTE]

I had a [SIZE=2]brief[/SIZE] visit; the decorum wasn't what I had hoped for so I have not returned to explore. I imagine I should be looking down for the dead hookers, though I should probably be looking up. Glad to hear you're around among us.

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Now, I was promised kisses.

From whom?!

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[URL]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=1053440&postcount=41[/URL]

From Corellion, bless him.

LeHaHi
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I added you on myspace bskyb.

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coolio. and you can call me brad if you so wish....

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It's 7:04 on a Sunday here. King of the Hill is on in the background and I hear Rusty Shackleford being mentioned, which means something funny is afoot. A lazy afternoon has been bolstered by the fact that my Cincinnati Bengals weren't able to continue their losing ways this week. Sure, it was the bye week but nevertheless, it's a non-loss.

I'm able to scratch my balls again after a lengthy and painful span there and the relief it brings now is grand! It makes me think of Raymond K Hessel's day after breakfast and how glorious it was for him!

Time for a smoke and to enjoy an icy cold Coca Cola and to wind down my Sunday by replying to these piddling threads. Slumberland awaits!

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Howdy, Disconnect. Welcome.

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Hi!

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Welcome and beware.

Or as Dante said it... "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

Anyways, If you're an aspiring writer you should check out the writer's workshop (which you may have already planned on) and get some feedback. Or give others feedback.
All in all enjoy your decent into madness!

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welcome! enjoy the madness.
where are you from?