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ouch..i actually clicked on this thread..never again

[QUOTE=Popcultjunkie]ouch..i actually clicked on this thread..never again :(;)[/QUOTE]

John Boorman made a whole movie with [I]Shhh[/I]ean looking like that and his little boy Charlie was on the set no less.

This was one seriously tripped out movie though. A giant talking head spitting guns, sex in a soap bubble, the aforemnetioned wardrobe...

Anyone seen it?

how the hell did i miss this one? imdb...

[QUOTE=snuffy]how the hell did i miss this one? imdb...[/QUOTE]

Your mind blocked it out. Mind's are good that way. I think Mr. Bond is leering at you in that pic.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Your mind blocked it out. Mind's are good that way. I think Mr. Bond is leering at you in that pic.[/QUOTE]

it's listed as a 5.4 on IMDB. i consider it a must see.

[QUOTE=snuffy]it's listed as a 5.4 on IMDB. i consider it a must see.[/QUOTE]
Where is your cutoff point? 5? 4.5? Or Roger Moore in BDSM gear?

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Where is your cutoff point? 5? 4.5? Or Roger Moore in BDSM gear?[/QUOTE]

my cutoff point is whoopie goldberg. she shaves her eyebrows. ugh.

[QUOTE=snuffy]my cutoff point is whoopie goldberg. she shaves her eyebrows. ugh.[/QUOTE]

She isn't all that funny either. If she still had the brows she could cue her jokes with some quizzical Spock action or some challeging sass-brow action.

I hope she isn't hosting the Academy Awards again.

EDIT: No it's Chris Rock.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]She isn't all that funny either. If she still had the brows she could cue her jokes with some quizzical Spock action or some challeging sass-brow action.

I hope she isn't hosting the Academy Awards again.

EDIT: No it's Chris Rock.[/QUOTE]

i liked her in the color purple. i take it back

[QUOTE=snuffy]i liked her in the color purple. i take it back[/QUOTE]
She likes you in purple too, she told me it brings out your fourth chakra.

i read the book too. i liked it at the time, but today i would most likely call it a femanist dogpile.

or filth. i would probably call it filth!

[QUOTE=snuffy]i read the book too. i liked it at the time, but today i would most likely call it a femanist dogpile.

or filth. i would probably call it filth![/QUOTE]

Irvine Welsh might take issue with you.

Um... I 'm glad I can't see that picture at the top there... sounds.. uh.. great.

i never read him. i fel as though he would make me more stupid

The horrors of cinema. Jesus. (talking 'bout the pic)

where does the money come from, to make a movie like this?

[QUOTE=snuffy]where does the money come from, to make a movie like this?[/QUOTE]
bored, rich 45-year-old housewives.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i never read him. i fel as though he would make me more stupid[/QUOTE]

He's alright. Redundant and mostly irrelevant now, but he had his Chem Generation day.

[QUOTE=snuffy]where does the money come from, to make a movie like this?[/QUOTE]
I believe they made the film with a wormhole.

They made it and then went back in time and showed it to Sean Connery and he saw those photos and they said: "Sean, either you give us the money to make this a movie or we just sell these to the tabloids and tell them we snapped from your shrubs while Elton John was over."

And thus the movie fufilled itsef and Sean payed the tab.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I believe they made the film with a wormhole.

They made it and then went back in time and showed it to Sean Connery and he saw those photos and they said: "Sean, either you give us the money to make this a movie or we just sell these to the tabloids and tell them we snapped from your shrubs while Elton John was over."

And thus the movie fufilled itsef and Sean payed the tab.[/QUOTE]

But how come we have pictures of the film now? Didn't Sean pay 'em off so it wouldn't get made?

I laughed my ass of at this. He's in this slut whore space outfit weilding a six shooter! Brilliant!