Your New Favorite Band...
Went to best buy this weekend. Bought this ^. It's pretty awesome. It's a cd+dvd set. Cost $14.99. Has the greatest hits of the old Hives and some unreleased stuff and not one... not two... but three entire concerts, not to mention all of their music videos, etc... I'm telling ya, it's a must for any fan of these dudes. Personally, I just like the energy they put out. Even when they are all tired and out-of-it, you will still find them jumping all over the stage and screaming and rocking out. The guitarist and the bass player both look like they are intensely masturbating whenever they play. All sweaty and humping their guitar/bass. Plus they got those fuck-me green day longview masturbating song look on their lips, like an OH! Face, like:
and the lead singer is all bouncy and kicking air and poncy like mick jagger when he was young and I thoroughly enjoyed it...
^ my favorite three songs of theirs, windows media
^ my favorite three, real one player
I still can't decide... I like Die, Alright, it's catchy... and Hate To Say I Told You So was the big hit, I dunno, I like the Main Offender one...
^ my favorite hive. It's like Ron Jeremy if Ron Jeremy was a rock star... he's all fat and pasty and sweaty and has that big jerkoff face like he's all watching porn and like OH YEAH BABY DON'T STOP THAT'S IT LICK MY BALLS BITCH OH YEAH OH SHIT OH SHIT HERE IT OH SHIT OH SHIT CUMS OH SHIT UNGGGGH!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...