worst frontmen/women

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phoenix tetsu
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G. Stefani

She's a terrible performer. Thinks mugging and prancing = charisma.
Plus I find her "energy" insincere.

anthony keidis - no reason necessary

Axl Rose - ha.

trent reznor - Sad cry cry cry

russel crowe.

and finally, Yanka Rupkina

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Bitch even has to dress differently.

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The only problem with Trent Reznor is that he spends too much time with stuff other than the band.

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Gwen Stefani is hot. Trent Reznor is a great frontman.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by leonardshelby [/i]
[B]Gwen Stefani is hot. [/B][/QUOTE]

she's pretty for a man, anyway.

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I never understood what was so hot about Gwen Stefani.

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She's got that...hotness to her. Unexplainable. By me, anyway.

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And by most people, apparently.

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that guy from creed. more people would probably like their music if he didn't want to be jesus when he grows up.

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fuck, I forgot bono.

he's just an all around horrible man.

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That guy from The Red Hot Chillie Peppers. Jesus I hate that guy. I hate that band too. Yes, Flea is a pretty good basist, but still, the band is horrible.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phoenix tetsu [/i]
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anthony keidis - no reason necessary

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guess who this is.

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Oh, haha.

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god i hate bono. i love the fact that his website got shutdown because of to many posts and entries on the website, it got flooded by a bunch of gun lovers because bono made a crack about guns. i love guns

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I don't like Bono. Another pretentious fuck. And you know me. Not liking pretentious fucks and all.

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fred durst - i can't believe this thread got to 13 posts without him being mentioned.

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Oh yeah! I fucking hate that fucker.

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i don't think i know anybody who admits to liking Limp Biscuit, and i'm always reading articles about how people hate them or how much of a wanker durst is, so i'm begining to wonder who the fuck is buying their albums? who the hell is making these guys popular enough that i know the name fred durst? have they ever realeased a good song? and why does he wear that hat all the time - i've never seen a photo of him without it on - i bet 10-1 that he's going bald really badly underneath it.

poor guy, he's fat, going bald, he can't sing and he probably gets hit by 1 million + bottles of water a year. hell, even a slut like britney spears won't admit that she had sex with him.

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Fred shaved his head a long time ago.

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found this, thanks to google ...

[img]http://moschat.pups.ru/stars/freddy.jpg[/img]

PUT THE HAT BACK ON!

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Never been a Mick Jagger or Rolling Stones fan. Both Sammy Haggar and David Lee Roth. Van Halen could've done so much better.

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Oh god.... I hate David Lee Roth so much...

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I also hate the guy from Aerosmith.

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Oh GOd, there's SO many, but for now I'll say the jackasses that front all these crappy adult contemporary type bands like Nickelback, Saliva and Matchbox 20.

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BONO-- I hate him and hope he dies. I fucking hate celebrities who think they matter.

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Cam wins this thread.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Maddetchke Malorkus [/i]
[B]I don't like the frontman for Filter. He just seams like a fucko. To be fair I only saw them perform once but he sure as hell talked a lot in between songs. And he wasn't even telling stories or being funny he was just talking a lot. Random. [/B][/QUOTE]

You can console yourself with the fact that they've sucked ever since 'Hey Man Nice Shot' stopped getting play, and that gay-ass 'Picture' song became part of the national consciousness.

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I must say, Rivers Cuomo is the worst performer. I like Weezer's music, but even in concert, he is so boring.

Female wise, Avril Lavigne. She just sucks. I want to kill her family.

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Rivers' got social anxiety or something. Always has, he just hates crowds.

Hell of a business to get into with social anxiety...

And I would defend Anthony Kiedis, but I don't [I]really[/I] want to. I rather like Can't Stop, and about 8 other Red Hot Chili Peppers songs... but everything else... Not really at all. Which is saying alot since they've been around almost 20 years or so.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phoenix tetsu [/i]
[B]G. Stefani

She's a terrible performer. Thinks mugging and prancing = charisma.
Plus I find her "energy" insincere.

Bitch even has to dress differently. [/B][/QUOTE]

I completely disagree. In concert, her voice is spot-on and I don't know how her energy can be "insincere". I mean, you either have energy or you don't, you can't really fake it.

I guess you could fake not having energy...

Anyway, I disagree. And, like everyone else said, she is pretty good looking, which is always a giant plus.

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Is it just me, or does the singer for Saliva now sound like the singer from Tears for Fears?

The only thing I can come up with is the guy from Alien Ant Farm. As I threw the burnt CD out my car window, I remember thinking it would've been decent if they'd got somebody else to do vocals.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sushi [/i]
[B]I completely disagree. In concert, her voice is spot-on and I don't know how her energy can be "insincere". I mean, you either have energy or you don't, you can't really fake it.

I guess you could fake not having energy...

Anyway, I disagree. And, like everyone else said, she is pretty good looking, which is always a giant plus. [/B][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=4]bitch even has to dress differently was not about gwen you dumb fuck.[/SIZE]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phoenix tetsu [/i]
[B]

and finally, Yanka Rupkina

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Bitch even has to dress differently. [/B][/QUOTE]

seeeeeee.

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Politeness goes along way, good sir.

And use your indoor voice.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Eponymous [/i]
[B]Politeness goes along way, good sir.

And use your indoor voice. [/B][/QUOTE]

he missed my funny joke though.

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I'm sorry, Gucci, but no one can win. We are all tied. In this Cult, the only winner is Chuck Palahniuk.

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The only man who can win never shows up to the game.

Damn these rules! Damn the system!

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Damn his slow interenet connection.

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He's waiting in the lobby for your "services".

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MY NAME IS DICK!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phoenix tetsu [/i]
[B]he missed my funny joke though. [/B][/QUOTE]

What? I don't get it... I think I'll go watch some Mifune movies to make myself feel better.

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Sting

Let's face it, the man may have fronted one of the greatest bands ever but anymore watching him perform is just painful.

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the police aren't one of the greatest bands ever though.

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I disagree

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by succotash moon [/i]
[B]I disagree [/B][/QUOTE]

I know.

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I'm gonna take heat for this...Joey Ramone. God that band was so overrated and the buzz over his death was unbelievable. Maybe it's because I wasn't alive during their "prime," or maybe I just missed something. Whatever the case, I can't stand him or his voice.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by plastic [/i]
[B]I'm gonna take heat for this...Joey Ramone. God that band was so overrated and the buzz over his death was unbelievable. Maybe it's because I wasn't alive during their "prime," or maybe I just missed something. Whatever the case, I can't stand him or his voice. [/B][/QUOTE]

yeah, I don't like you anymore.

:eek: well, not really.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by plastic [/i]
[B]I'm gonna take heat for this...Joey Ramone. God that band was so overrated and the buzz over his death was unbelievable. Maybe it's because I wasn't alive during their "prime," or maybe I just missed something. Whatever the case, I can't stand him or his voice. [/B][/QUOTE]

I disagree, but you make a pretty good point. Spin magazine ranked them as the #2 greatest band ever. I don't think they would have achieved that kind of status had Joey Ramone not died that year. I would've put Zep at #2 instead.

Anyway, the Ramones are great.

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The Ramones>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Led Zepplin.

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HI HO LETS GO....if only that was followed by two cocks and a shotgun blast Blitzkrieg Pop would have made my all time list. No doubt about it.

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Worst Front Man: Kurt Cobain
Worst Front Woman: Courtney Love

They were perfect for each other...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JustinHolt [/i]
[B]Worst Front Man: Kurt Cobain[/B][/QUOTE]

...........ouch.

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