Why Doesn't Brett Michaels Just F*cking Die?!
That was a good find, Ritt. It makes me smile.
But was he innocent? Did the governor set him up?
Meh.
Whoa! They just had a thing on the news that he did die!
Parked is running car in the garage it said.
Freaky.
Haha! I actually believed you for a second there.
The sister is watching this show right now. A blonde whore said a brunette whore was making out with Brett's drummer. Brunette whore said, "Nuh-uh! I wasn't!"
Hey kirk, you wanted the thread?
Here it is.
I had a dream a couple of days ago where he had his own Saturday morning science show like Bill Nye or Beakman's World. it probably doesnt sound like much, but i woke up laughing.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
I was just looking for this thread to post this video.
Minerva's powers grow stronger!
BUMP - MINERVA, WHAT HATH YE WROUGHT?!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/breaking-news-bret-michael...
How dare she! How VERY dare she!
I am just so afraid for the fate of Rock of Love Bus 2 right now. I mean, where am I going to get my fix of crazy people talking about doing vagina shots now? Where am I going to meet such fascinating individuals as DJ Lady Tribe, the scrawled-on-the-back-of-an-STD-info-sheet poet?
I'm going to have to start volunteering at a needle exchange or something now.
Minerva, what hath ye wrought, indeed.
As if we can't find a syphilis infested 80's rocker to take his place. I haven't heard much from Tommy Lee lately. I'm sure he'd be available.
This just in, River Phoenix is still dead.
He just died at the beginning of the month!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINERVA.
MIKE! WHAT HAVE YE WROUGTH?!
She started it! I am but the flower! Every Rose Has Its Thorn, and that thorn's name is Minerva!
Just lahke eeeeevvvvery cowboah, sings a sad sayid song.
Post-surgery embolisms are a bitch. When your dr tells you to keep moving afterward and not just sleep through recovery, listen.
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I still just wondering what's up with his lips in the photo that started this thread...?
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Too much Restylane; that's what's up.
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A fan of Brett no more
So is he gay or dead?
Upon reflection, and having caught some sleep, I now regret that following "Bret Michaels Rushed To Hospital With Brain Hemorrhage", I did not post anything containing references to the following:
"Bandana cinched too tight"
"80's hair metal mortality rate"
"The ozone layer"
"Think of the children"
SNARKFAIL
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
BUMP - MINERVA, WHAT HATH YE WROUGHT?!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/breaking-news-bret-michaels-rushed-hospital-brain-hemorrhage
How funny that this thread even exists...and more so that you remembered it. Nice.
Also, the reason for his brain bleed, has nothing to do with bandana's being too tight. It's because he was a Ru-Paulian, numb-nut, fuckface, from an 80's hairband and he was forced to use that "fail" of a brain on Trump's show. Trauma. Shock Trauma.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
Mean.
It was kind of mean. I don't wish that on anyone, especially when he has 2 daughters. I'm probably just lashing out for going to a Poison/Britney Fox concert at the age of 13
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
He has daughters? A man who allows strange young women to take all their clothes off for reality television in the very first episode of the show has daughters?!?!?!
I was drunk when I posted that... Sorry.
But it is hard to be a fan of him at the moment. He's complete sold out. And the few good songs that he has made hardly balance out the shit. So I stand by my words!
BUMP - MINERVA, WHAT HATH YE WROUGHT?!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/breaking-news-bret-michaels-rushed-hospital-brain-hemorrhage
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ha! Dude, when I saw the post date was my birthday I was slightly freaked out.
Youhavenoideahwatit'slikesittingherewithtehclockgin' tick........tock.....