Why Doesn't Brett Michaels Just F*cking Die?!

It may pleasure you to know that I have no idea who that is.

They actually started showing that show over here and I caught an episode but it was mid way through the series I think. How many times have they tried to find a rock chick for this pituitary retard, and more to the point what happened to the winners of the previous series, I thought the whole point was to find this screeching sack a shite his true love.

The show I caught had him doing a gig in some bar with about forty people present and he actually sang that song, life's a bed of roses so watch out for the pricks, something along those lines anyway.

For some reason I came in here expecting Bret 'The Hitman' Hart. Now I've gotta look at some elky, bushwhackin' stump fucker and it's totally not worth it.

This time it takes place on tour buses, however, so there is always the hope of the bus overturning, killing everyone. Perhaps that is even their hook. I do not know.

Don't fault a guy for looking for love, bitches.

But he is looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many faces.

ever present
with
sad bleached hair

it eats
yhe roots
of his despair

tv's thrown
frum grade d
hotel rooms

only mock
the sadness
of his
herpe lip

The TV station is just feeding this fuckwits ego, not to mention his prick. On the one I saw he was taking the girls to his room and I'm pretty sure he was fuckin them all. Poor deluded girls all being fed the same line, "I see something special in you."

TV has really gone to hell of late.

I fell asleep to his show. A girl on the show made fun of his fake hair, after she popped her implant on ice. NO LIE.

he presenst
an aging
warrior

the truth
lies within
his

swollen herpes lips
and

the kind
attitude
that he portrays
for

his aged and
broken fan/groupie

they all have clamidia,

I love that show! I'm also addicted to Rock of Love: Charm School, Real Chance of Love, I Love Money, Tool Academy, and Celebrity Rehab. I'm a reality-tv fiend!!! Life's too short to play culture snob.

This isn't about reality tv. This is about Brett Michaels and another season of Rock of Love.

I approve of the new season. You should to. All he is trying to do is find love!!!!

hahaha, I did the same damn thing!

Frank, I just don't like it anymore. I liked the first two seasons but I can't get into this one. Enough is enough, you know?

Also Frank, I like Tool Academy.

Thanks for the heads up on the premiere.

I'm in love with like half the girlfriends on the Tool Academy show. I'm a sad man.

I'm pretty sure that Brett Michaels is really Courtney Love and vice versa.

i dont understand why he increases the amount of eye make up he wears with each season.

i hadnt watched tv in months until i got home last week.
and my friend came over last night to watch tool academy. and this bret michaels shit was on before it.

and i agree. the first two seasons...i get it. it was gross and funny and wonderfully trash.

but this one is genuinely disgusting. and i feel really bad for everyone involved. and i dont understand. because at first it was like, ha! youre washed up and these girls are "misguided" and "lack self-esteem" and "whoops! lol."

and now its....youre really washed up, kind of puffy and pathetic. and there girls are really sadtastic. none of them are even claiming the love thing. like rodeo...<3

but i mostly just agree with this:

I'm pretty sure that Brett Michaels is really Courtney Love and vice versa.

Seeing this video I find it hard to remember a time when anything this guy sang was not only well-received, but also relevant. What a terrible song with a fittingly horrible music video. You just gotta love all the posing and the fact that he has to actually remind us in the lyrics that he's a rock star.

But I do have to say that reading this whole thread made my day. I laughed out loud more than once.

Thank you everybody.

I know who Brett Michaels is but I had no idea he'd had his own show for multiple seasons. I rarely watch television though. I'm not really sad that I'm a little bit out of touch.

I remember seeing Rock of Love 1 because my roommates girlfriend was a cunt who watched shit television. However, i did laugh every time they played Every Rose has it's Thorn because he brought it up at least once an episode.

That's Bret Michaels' 9th Symphony. If you see interviews with him, even outside of the nuggets of wisdom he offers on the show, he'll mention that song, writing that song, performing that song, having sex with a coked-out stripper named Charlene to that song at least three times per interview. You probably won't know anything else about the guy except that he was somehow involved with composing a hair metal ballad from the 80's that not only became a radio hit, but became the core of one man's existence over 20 years later.

If you don't like it don't watch it. What did he and his lmao hairline ever do to you?

if you read this thread title while you're yawning and you squint out of the corner of your eye it looks like "Why Doesn't Micheal J Fox Die?!"

looking for looooooove.

me too.

i like how this is the Road Rules season...

I don't watch the show. That's why I said "promos." Even the damn commercials for that show bug me.

Ha! It's sad but I never really think of the real song. Only the SNL Eddie Murphy version when he's playing Buck Wheat.

"nookin pu nub in all da wong places nookin pu nub....."

If you scalp a Brett Michaels in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, are you sure that's even his scalp?

Shit that pic I posted on here even bugs me. Why is he pouting like that?!

He should still die.

Look at the way he's all crouched down too. Trying to look all baddass and shit.

He's doing his Zoth face.

Btw, anyone seen this movie?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119521/

Oh no!

That was cheezy as hell.

Shit, even I feel embarrassed for him.

It would be awesome if Brett Michaels dies any kind of rockstar death this year. I will blame Min and her thread powers

Fuckin party animals those Sheens are.

The wannabe Southern accent.

I can't stop laughing about it.

Blame me?! Dude, you'll be thanking me!

No shit?! And I guess I should just chop my hand off cause this paper cut is a pain.

This movie rocks! This is the single greatest movie ever made, i think it's better than the godfather, taxi driver, raging bull and star wars put together!

It tells the story of a man on death row, and is acted superbly by a truely excellent cast. Each performance is worthy of an academy award. How charlie sheen's excellent cameo did not earn him the best supporting actor oscar, is both beyond comprehension, and frankly, criminal. With his Hitchcock-esque directorial debut, Michaels has created a truely wonderful, gritty suspense thriller with must surely go down as an all time cinema great.

Credit must again go to Charlie Sheen for a truely remarkable performance, which shows him as a man of great strength, but also his vulnerable side. I can't imagine any other actor being able to play "Cop#2", as it would appear it is the role Sheen was born to play.

Martin Sheen is also excellent as the leads father, and gives a performance so moving i was almost in tears watching it.

The movie as a whole is excellent, i would highly recommend everyone buys it.

I award this movie 10/10, it is the best movie ever made. EVER! >

What the hell? Hahaha.

Judge! Listen to me!