What if Pauly D was Your Cousin?

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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:47

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

And he partied with you at Easter?!?!?!?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:24

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I'd have the best hair blow-out ever.

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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:05

Ritt

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Joined: 07/07/2007

Or best HARE blow-out ever?!

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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:15

nathaniel parker

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is he related to pauly shore?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:48

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

I haven't partied for Easter since I was 7.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:47

Imke

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From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

I'd have fun, that's for sure.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:08

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I would get an Easter egg inspired orange tan.

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:38

Jacks_Username

From: Some pub

Joined: 03/19/2011

Then I would be named RJ Berger.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:45

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Who the heck is Pauly D?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:47

Jacks_Username

From: Some pub

Joined: 03/19/2011

I wish I didn't know who he was.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:54

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rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Is this a Jersey Shore thing?

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 02:58

#11

Jacks_Username

From: Some pub

Joined: 03/19/2011

No its a jusy thing

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 03:04

#12

Smartazboy

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Beat the beat!

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 03:13

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labelleza

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Smartazboy wrote:

Beat the beat!

I say/do this, with a mostly straight face, at least once a week.

And I've never seen a single episode of Jersey Shore! I kind of wanted to once but I didn't know when it was on.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 07:52

#14

Irina Marina

natural born reader

From: Bucharest, Romania

Joined: 11/27/2009

Really now, who is Pauly D?

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labelleza wrote:

You love so inefficiently.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 09:21

#15

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

Yes this is a jersey Shore thing.

Pauly D is this guy:

Jacks_Username wrote:

I wish I didn't know who he was.

Wait, what?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 09:55

#16

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Watching Jersey Shore later today, oh yeah.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:32

#17

Enough

Enoughs Enough!

From: In my head....can't escape.

Joined: 03/26/2011

My fifteen year old son has his friends over every Thursday night. I fix a big dinner and we watch Jersey Shore. Yeah were kinda Guido like that.

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:44

#18

Imke

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From: Europe

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Aw, that sounds like fun!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:30

#19

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I think Jersey Shore Thursday night family dinners are the latest rage. I've never watched an episode of it myself though. I can only handle so much reality tv that I already don't want to watch.

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:41

#20

nathaniel parker

Sprung

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so it's not pauly shore's brother then?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:54

#21

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

I've never seen Jersey Shore. Only people with Sky TV can see it, it's on E or MTV and I don't get that channel. I know of it mostly because I read trashy gossip mags and the people from it are in them, especially some orange chick called "Snooki".

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 20:05

#22

labelleza

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snuffy wrote:

He has the stupidest hair. I don't understand it on any level.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 20:59

#23

Enough

Enoughs Enough!

From: In my head....can't escape.

Joined: 03/26/2011

rosiemoonjumper wrote:

Yes, Snooki is a total fucking mess really. And I Looooove trashy gossip mags too!

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:09

#24

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

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labelleza wrote:

snuffy wrote:

He has the stupidest hair. I don't understand it on any level.

You just don't understand the Guido lifestyle. That is epic hair.

Of all the fools on the show, Pauly is my favorite.

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:20

#25

Enough

Enoughs Enough!

From: In my head....can't escape.

Joined: 03/26/2011

Smartazboy wrote:

labelleza wrote:

snuffy wrote:

He has the stupidest hair. I don't understand it on any level.

You just don't understand the Guido lifestyle. That is epic hair.

Of all the fools on the show, Pauly is my favorite.

Me too!
CABS ARE HERE!!

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:38

#26

labelleza

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Smartazboy wrote:

labelleza wrote:

snuffy wrote:

He has the stupidest hair. I don't understand it on any level.

You just don't understand the Guido lifestyle. That is epic hair.

Of all the fools on the show, Pauly is my favorite.

Nothing against your boyfriend. I'm sure he has a nice personality....

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:03

#27

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

I'm so happy I didn't know who Pauly D was before this thread. What do I win?

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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:45

#28

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

From: No, I can't tell you how to get back to 85.

Joined: 02/12/2007

If I was Pauly D's cousin, we'd do a little GTL first. Then maybe hit the tattoo studio. Then (hopefully) he'd let me help dj at some club. That would rule. Tongue

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 00:58

#29

labelleza

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Liberum69 wrote:

I'm so happy I didn't know who Pauly D was before this thread. What do I win?

Dignity, duh.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:20

#30

Smartazboy

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From: Chicano, Illinoise

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labelleza wrote:

Smartazboy wrote:

labelleza wrote:

snuffy wrote:

He has the stupidest hair. I don't understand it on any level.

You just don't understand the Guido lifestyle. That is epic hair.

Of all the fools on the show, Pauly is my favorite.

Nothing against your boyfriend. I'm sure he has a nice personality....

He does and you're missing out!

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:21

#31

Imke

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From: Europe

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Smartazboy wrote:

Of all the fools on the show, Pauly is my favorite.

He is full of awesomeness. I would enjoy hanging out with him.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:34

#32

Smartazboy

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OH YEAH!!!

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:36

#33

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Ok, someone please explain to me what "t-shirt time" means.

Thanks.

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:19

#34

Smartazboy

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From: Chicano, Illinoise

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It's when you put on the t-shirt before the t-shirt you're actually going to wear when you go out to the club!

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:32

#35

Imke

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From: Europe

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Putting on the t-shirt before the t-shirt? I thought it was putting on the t-shirt you're going to wear at the club!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:37

#36

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Ooooookaaaaay.

Whenever my friends talked about it and said "IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!" they said it with such enthusiasm I imagined someone at a bar shooting t-shirt out of a bazooka, Simpsons style.

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:54

#37

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

labelleza wrote:

Liberum69 wrote:

I'm so happy I didn't know who Pauly D was before this thread. What do I win?

Dignity, duh.

I think I just spent all of my winnings tonight at karaoke.

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Sun, 10/09/2011 - 21:28

#38

Triage

Joined: 10/09/2011

Pauly D IS my cousin.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 21:33

#39

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

I make a point to watch Jersey Shore....

I think Mike's a faggot, though. I don't mean that like, "he's so homeless". I mean that I think he's an actual gay.

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Sun, 10/09/2011 - 21:49

#40

Triage

Joined: 10/09/2011

I have never heard anyone use the word homeless as a synonym for faggot before but it's okay.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 21:50

#41

Triage

Joined: 10/09/2011

I don't mean "okay" like, "it's not homeless," but "okay" like it's good.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 21:52

#42

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

"Homeless" makes more sense as an insult than "faggot" or "gay."

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 23:31

#43

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

"Quit being such a homeless!"

My gawd. I think we've stumbled onto something.

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Sun, 10/09/2011 - 23:48

#44

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

I think Jane stumbled onto it a few years ago...it's her thing!

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Mon, 10/10/2011 - 00:13

#45

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

Oooh. Well fuck.

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Mon, 10/10/2011 - 00:54

#46

labelleza

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Yeah, I remember Jane saying it. It was a good phrase.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 01:22

#47

nathaniel parker

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labelleza wrote:

"Homeless" makes more sense as an insult than "faggot" or "gay."

Then wouldn't "retarded" make a better insult?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 02:41

#48

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

nathaniel parker wrote:

labelleza wrote:

"Homeless" makes more sense as an insult than "faggot" or "gay."

Then wouldn't "retarded" make a better insult?

I want to make an even worse post to follow suit with yours Nate but I think I'll just put my foot in my mouth instead.

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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:27

#49

nathaniel parker

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The implication is that "homeless" is something you wouldn't want to be, isn't it?

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:59

#50

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

Triage wrote:

Pauly D IS my cousin.

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!