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Robot Puking
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE ILL BILL YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!

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Because it's going to rock your face, shitbreath.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]how can anybody have an opinion on a film that hasnt been released? [/B][/QUOTE]

Simple... they believe that by stating how cool a film "will" be that they too will be cool... the coolness coming from certain so-called "cool" director making certain "sure-to-be-cool" film... it's like mainstream "cool" people all agree that Quentin Tarantino is a "cool" director because the news media and everyone and their grandmothers say that "Pulp Fiction" is the "best movie ever" and "hella cool", so all the uncool people who want to be "cool" believe that by embracing so-called "cool" phenomenon that is "Pulp Fiction", that they too will be deemed "cool". The opinion itself has little to do with the film as they have not seen the film ["kill bill"], but more to do with popular perception and popular opinion. No one knows whether said film sucks ass or not... but it "must be cool" because it has "the coolest director in the history of directors" at its helm. Meanwhile it probably doesn't matter much but these same people who say it is the coolest film ever are basically obsessed fan-boys or whatever is "cool" at the time. Generally this is true, but not always. Hell, I am a fan-boy at times too. Who isn't? Although i won't give an opinion on a film i haven't seen, and really to say "suck my dick" if you don't think certain un-seen film is "cool", is a bit homoerotic. And I don't know how cool it is to confuse "sucking dick" with "kill bill" or to relate the two to each other, because then popular conception might say that people who think "kill bill is cool" are a bunch of cocksuckers... and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

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I've never seen Pulp Fiction or anything else he has ever directed. I enjoy the kung fu, and the trailer looked good.

SO YOU'RE WRONG. Neener Neener.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Robot Puking [/i]
[B]IF YOU DON'T LIKE ILL BILL YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK! [/B][/QUOTE]

Actually on first glance as there is a typo with "ill", I thought maybe it was a Boogie Nights reference to "Lil Bill" as played by William H. Macy, you know... the dude who's wife [played by Nina Hartley... world famous porn starlet] spends all her time fucking other guys while he takes it until he goes nuts on new years Eve... and if that is the case, then yeah... if you don't like Lil Bill, you can suck my dick too...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]I've never seen Pulp Fiction or anything else he has ever directed. I enjoy the kung fu, and the trailer looked good.

SO YOU'RE WRONG. Neener Neener. [/B][/QUOTE]

I don't buy it. Everyone has seen Pulp Fiction and knows about Quentin Tarantino's rep... and the kung-fu is no better than kung-fu already done... and a lot of trailer's look good and end up being nothing more than a "best of" reel of the only good parts in the film...

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example?

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ill bill is a "rapper"

but thanks anyway.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]example? [/B][/QUOTE]

Do you really need an example, knoxville? Are you telling me that you have never seen a trailer that gave away the entire plot of the movie? Are you telling me that you have never seen a trailer that made a film look good, then when you saw the flick, it sucked? Trailer's are false advertising. Some trailers even have scenes in them that aren't even in the movie as they got cut. trailer's mean little, and often they give too much away spoiler-style. I'm not going to give you an example, as I don't think you are a complete idiot. In fact I can only think of a few trailers that don't give away the entire film, and I won't give examples of those either as you have never seen them, and even if you had seen them, you still wouldn't realize it, and even if you realized it, you still wouldn't get it and I'd be stuck here explaining it to you all day, and I'm not up for that noise this morning...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Robot Puking [/i]
[B]ill bill is a "rapper"

but thanks anyway. [/B][/QUOTE]

I should've guessed, but instead I went along with Gucci Ghost and grade 5's assumption that is was 'kill bill" and youjust couldn't type for shit... I should've known it was just more spontaneous obnoxiousness meaning nothing and signifying nothing and of no worth... not that you are of no worth, but you tend to post stuff that comes out of nowhere and nobody understands like this fictional post for instance:

"the sky is blue. ted wears pants that are blue. i like scary pumpkins. come fly with me. "

... and well, you get the drift...

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i understood that. and why not match the sky?! scary pumpkins, well who doesn't like them? and flying? well shit i was discussing that with my brother last night. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL! and since i haven't finished my food yet i can't say i've eaten it yet as i'm still eating. i'm having oatmeal with milk, no heat. and a glass of water. and when i'm done, YOU CAN TAKE BETS ON WHERE I'M POSTING ABOUT IT!

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... like I was saying... quid pro quo...

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i saw cop and a 1/2 i know what that means!!

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Cool people are boring.

andy

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]I don't buy it. Everyone has seen Pulp Fiction and knows about Quentin Tarantino's rep... and the kung-fu is no better than kung-fu already done... and a lot of trailer's look good and end up being nothing more than a "best of" reel of the only good parts in the film... [/B][/QUOTE]

I promise on my life I have never seen Pulp Fiction.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]I promise on my life I have never seen Pulp Fiction. [/B][/QUOTE]

So you're a freak of nature... what's your point? I still stand by exactly what I said earlier. Apparently everytime someone wants to disagree with the truth, they just say they are the exception...

Example;

Brock Landers: "In order to stay alive, one must breathe."

Devil's Advocate #9: " I promise on my life I have never taken a breath before... ever."

I mean, I have never seen so many exceptions to the rule as I see here daily...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by orange jews [/i]
[B]Cool people are boring.

andy [/B][/QUOTE]

there is no such thing as a boring person

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... just boring posts...

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Brock, you're nothing but

[IMG]http://www.ihateaol.co.uk/misc/funnypics/flamebait.jpg[/IMG]

Mmmmmwuahahaha I love dese images.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]Brock, you're nothing but

[IMG]http://www.ihateaol.co.uk/misc/funnypics/flamebait.jpg[/IMG]

Mmmmmwuahahaha I love dese images. [/B][/QUOTE]

You're the one with the gay pics... that would make you a flamebait collector... and really collecting flamebait is pretty flaming your own bad self...

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Flamebait Collector. Hahahaha.
New Title for AC.

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i tend to skip over my own posts when i'm reading threads.

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what did i just say?

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Brock, chill the fuck out. Please stop acting like you're above us.