Two Days In Paris VS The Last Four Months Of My Life

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042747]cassun has a very valid point there...[/QUOTE]

So do I, see above.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042748]Like "Tom".

I love cats. I don't have any.

I dare you, I'll send you a book and some Sees candy.[/QUOTE]

You mean See's? Butterscotch maybe?

Computer viruses don't have boyfriends, silly. Oh. Look. I know something you don't know. 'Cause I'm better.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042749]Right, who owns horses nowadays?[/QUOTE]

The jews, of course...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042749]Right, who owns horses nowadays?[/QUOTE]

Just go to Griffith Park in L.A. Here, I don't know, but I'm sure I could figure it out.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042753]You mean See's? Butterscotch maybe?[/QUOTE]

Sure, Butterscotch, Peanut brittle, whatever you want.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042754]Computer viruses don't have boyfriends, silly. Oh. Look. I know something you don't know. 'Cause I'm better.[/QUOTE]

Depends on the computer virus. Anyhow, since I am god and I created you, you are the kind of computer virus that has boyfriend's, just in case you forgot... fucking computer viruses always causing trouble...

The LA zoo doesn't count.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042757]Sure, Butterscotch, Peanut brittle, whatever you want.[/QUOTE]

I don't like peanut brittle...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042759]The LA zoo doesn't count.[/QUOTE]

Is that where the jews keep the horses?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042761]Is that where the jews keep the horses?[/QUOTE]
There are no jews in LA.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042762]There are no jews in LA.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't mean they don't keep their horses there, numbnuts...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042758]Depends on the computer virus. Anyhow, since I am god and I created you, you are the kind of computer virus that has boyfriend's, just in case you forgot... fucking computer viruses always causing trouble...[/QUOTE]

So now you're saying you created me? Well, if that's so, then logically, you put me on The Cult to keep yourself occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with your gift like "making" people hate you for being you...

Doesn't that kind of make you a pathetic waste of life?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042763]That doesn't mean they don't keep their horses there, numbnuts...[/QUOTE]
They keep their horses in stables, not zoos. Zoos are for exotic animals like giraffes, hippopotamuses and ligers, not Jew Horses.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042760]I don't like peanut brittle...[/QUOTE]

Ok, no peanut brittle. PM me your address, No poo, or peanut brittle, I promise.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042759]The LA zoo doesn't count.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't count for what? Griffith park is huge. They have stables there and riding lessons and trails and all that.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042764]So now you're saying you created me? Well, if that's so, then logically, you put me on The Cult to keep yourself occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with your gift like "making" people you for being you...

Doesn't that kind of make you a pathetic waste of life?[/QUOTE]

You forgot the "hate" part. You are the computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people HATE me for being me, not the computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people [nothing] me for being me. Keep your shit straight!

As far as the "pathetic waste of life" part goes, since I created you, I knew you would say that, therefore I already had an answer prepared for you, and that answer is "it depends on what your definition of 'pathetic waste of life' is". really, I don't know how I made you, but I did a damn good job creating a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me because I'm completely occupied with nothingness forevermore right now...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042768]You forgot the "hate" part. You are the computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people HATE me for being me, not the computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people [nothing] me for being me. Keep your shit straight!

As far as the "pathetic waste of life" part goes, since I created you, I knew you would say that, therefore I already had an answer prepared for you, and that answer is "it depends on what your definition of 'pathetic waste of life' is". really, I don't know how I made you, but I did a damn good job creating a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me because I'm completely occupied with nothingness forevermore right now...[/QUOTE]
I like peanut brittle.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042765]They keep their horses in stables, not zoos. Zoos are for exotic animals like giraffes, hippopotamuses and ligers, not Jew Horses.[/QUOTE]

I happen to know for a fact that the jews keep their horses in LA... in stables... in the zoo, since la's zoo most definitely has stables in it otherwise the jews never would have built the zoo in the first place so they could put their horses in the jewish zoo's jew horse stables in LA, numbnuts...

[QUOTE=mirka;1042766]Ok, no peanut brittle. PM me your address, No poo, or peanut brittle, I promise.[/QUOTE]

But what about the butterscotch?

[QUOTE=mirka;1042767]Doesn't count for what? Griffith park is huge. They have stables there and riding lessons and trails and all that.[/QUOTE]

See, cassun! ^ Even SHE is backing me up that the jew's keep their horses there!

So its settled, I can have the peanut brittle.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042771]I like peanut brittle.[/QUOTE]

That's probably why you think that nobody owns horses...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042777]That's probably why you think that nobody owns horses...[/QUOTE]
I never said no one owns horses, I just wondered who these people are who own horses nowadays.

Doesn't it bother you that you're arguing with a nineteen year old on the internet who's, logically speaking, worth more than you since he has a job and you don't, who has real relationships as opposed to that thing you have with that woman who only fucks you because she can't help but not get fucked, and you just happen to be the flavor of the week... though she's undoubtedly banging dudes at her job and elsewhere... and that you're inevitably going to die before him, therefore proving, once again, that he is better? Because, you know, while you're going to lose sleep over me anyway, I wouldn't want it to be in a negative way...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042776]So its settled, I can have the peanut brittle.[/QUOTE]

I think you have to pm your address to her first, numbnuts... then she sends you the free peanut brittle. I encourage all Culties to take advantage of this one time FREE PEANUT BRITTLE FROM MIRKAH offer while quantities last! Also specify if you want her to handle the poo or put it directly into the bag from her butt...

Woody Allen stashes peanut brittle at the L.A. Zoo because he's afraid of ponies.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042781]I think you have to pm your address to her first, numbnuts... then she sends you the free peanut brittle. I encourage all Culties to take advantage of this one time FREE PEANUT BRITTLE FROM MIRKAH offer while quantities last! Also specify if you want her to handle the poo or put it directly into the bag from her butt...[/QUOTE]
I'll take it from her butt, please.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042779]I never said no one owns horses, I just wondered who these people are who own horses nowadays.[/QUOTE]

Just eat your fucking peanut brittle and quit trying to figure out who owns what and who owns who and what owns you and all of that crap. You don't own a horse or a jew and you never will, numbnuts...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042775]See, cassun! ^ Even SHE is backing me up that the jew's keep their horses there![/QUOTE]

I didn't mean "they" as in jews, I meant "they" as those that organize the park in all it's parts. The ZOO isn't even part OF the park. It's next to it!

Who's arguing?

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042784]I'll take it from her butt, please.[/QUOTE]

Don't tell me, numbnuts! Tell her! Otherwise she'll get your order of free peanut brittle and poo wrong! Christ, I swear I have to treat him like a simpleton sometimes just to help him...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042788]Don't tell me, numbnuts! Tell her! Otherwise she'll get your order of free peanut brittle and poo wrong! Christ, I swear I have to treat him like a simpleton sometimes just to help him...[/QUOTE]
Did you catch up on all our Austin Meetup threads?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042781]I think you have to pm your address to her first, numbnuts... then she sends you the free peanut brittle. I encourage all Culties to take advantage of this one time FREE PEANUT BRITTLE FROM MIRKAH offer while quantities last! Also specify if you want her to handle the poo or put it directly into the bag from her butt...[/QUOTE]

Never mind. I'm not going to be nice to you anymore.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042786]I didn't mean "they" as in jews, I meant "they" as those that organize the park in all it's parts. The ZOO isn't even part OF the park. It's next to it![/QUOTE]

"They" equals "jew" and there is no way around that. It's a fact of life the horses live with every day. What makes you better than a horse? You're pooing in a bag for cassun for godsake!

[QUOTE=mirka;1042790]Never mind. I'm not going to be nice to you anymore.[/QUOTE]

That's okay because I don't want yer free peanut brittle/poo basket anyways! As if!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042791]"They" equals "jew" and there is no way around that. It's a fact of life the horses live with every day. What makes you better than a horse? You're pooing in a bag for cassun for godsake![/QUOTE]
I should note that the poo doesn't necessarily have to be fresh or anything.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042782]How does any of that make you "worth" more than he does? You're the other idiot arguing on the internet, therefore you're just as worthless.[/QUOTE]

What he said, except for the whole part about "just as worthless" unless he was referring to himself or mirkah's free peanut brittle/poo basket and then he'd be 100 cerpent right on, except he's still a numbnuts about the jew and his horses...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042795]What he said, except for the whole part about "just as worthless" unless he was referring to himself or mirkah's free peanut brittle/poo basket and then he'd be 100 cerpent right on, except he's still a numbnuts about the jew and his horses...[/QUOTE]
one jew owns all the horses now?

[QUOTE=mirka;1042783]Woody Allen stashes peanut brittle at the L.A. Zoo because he's afraid of ponies.[/QUOTE]

You almost had me there for a second before I remembered that jews don't own any ponies at the stables they built at the zoo for their horses, and even if they did, they'd put them in another stable where they couldn't get to Woody Allen or his peanut brittle...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042796]one jew owns all the horses now?[/QUOTE]

Well, the fucking peanut brittle/poo basket doeesn't own them if that is what you are trying to imply, numbnuts...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042797]You almost had me there for a second before I remembered that jews don't own any ponies at the stables they built at the zoo for their horses, and even if they did, they'd put them in another stable where they couldn't get to Woody Allen or his peanut brittle...[/QUOTE]
Did you know that those Iditarod sled dogs need to be separated from one another after taken out of their harness or else they'll fight viciously with each other? I bet it's like that with ponies and horses, too and that's why the jews have to keep them separated at the zoo near griffith park.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042793]I should note that the poo doesn't necessarily have to be fresh or anything.[/QUOTE]

Like she keeps poo in her butt that isn't fresh. I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you had a problem with peanut brittle/poo baskets. Do you want the basket or not, numbnuts? Tell her! Not me!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042800]Like she keeps poo in her butt that isn't fresh. I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you had a problem with peanut brittle/poo baskets. Do you want the basket or not, numbnuts? Tell her! Not me![/QUOTE]
No, i'm sure the poo in her butt is fresh. What I meant was, she doesn't have to bake one up just for me. If she has like a shelf full of poo baskets, she can just grab one of those instead.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042799]Did you know that those Iditarod sled dogs need to be separated from one another after taken out of their harness or else they'll fight viciously with each other? I bet it's like that with ponies and horses, too and that's why the jews have to keep them separated at the zoo near griffith park.[/QUOTE]

THERE IS NO FUCKING PONIES TO BEGIN WITH! THE JEW HAS FUCKING HORSES IN HIS FUCKING STABLE IN THE FUCKING ZOO! DON'T CONFUSE THE FACTS OR YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY PEANUT BRITTLE WITH YOUR POO, NUMBNUTS!

Who owns the ponies at the zoo then? Someone needs to be held responsible the next time they viciously fight with the jew horses.

You two, pathetic. I offer to send a book and all you two can do is turn it around is me shitting in a bag. It's so disrespectful, not just towards me, but how you deal with women.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042801]No, i'm sure the poo in her butt is fresh. What I meant was, she doesn't have to bake one up just for me. If she has like a shelf full of poo baskets, she can just grab one of those instead.[/QUOTE]

Make up you mind if you want fresh poo or not, because the peanut brittle is getting older by the minute, numbnuts...

[QUOTE=mirka;1042805]You two, pathetic. I offer to send a book and all you two can do is turn it around is me shitting in a bag. It's so disrespectful, not just towards me, but how you deal with women.[/QUOTE]
It has nothing to do with you being a woman, it has everything to do with you offering to poop in a bag and send it with the peanut brittle.